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"Why are you in a rock club? I don't want to be a star. Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info "I pouted.
"Third child, you have to think about it, Yifei's sister-in-law is a big star! If you are with him in the future, if it is exposed, how can you not have some achievements in entertainment? Unless you are not with Yifei's sister-in-law!" Zhao Heike snorted.
"Of course I don't get along...... Forget it, then you can tell me why you want to join!" I originally wanted to say that I would not be with Liu Yifei, but I have promised her that I am willing to accept her, and she is willing to wait for me, if I say so, my conscience is also a little unbearable.
She seems to have given me a lot.
"Hehe, in fact, there are no rules, as long as you nod, the four of us will join immediately!" Liang Yuanjiao said.
Speaking of the club that the four of us joined together, I inexplicably thought of the boxing club, I don't know if the prestige of Liu Hao's boxing club in Peking University is still as high as before?
"Then do you guys remember the things about the boxing club? aren't you afraid that after I join the boxing club, I will steal all your limelight?" I couldn't help but laugh, "You know, although I am the third, but my talent is not the third!"
"Hey, hey, we know, you're amazing!" Chen Hu said with a smile, "That's why we have to pull you into our lineup and join the rock club together!"
"What do you mean?" "I'm a little weird, joining a rock club has something to do with me?
"Hehe, don't you know, the third child? You are in the heavy rain today, this is the campus figure! You are in the top five in the Peking University campus list lined up by some people! You have simply crushed many Peking University figures of the older generation!" Zhao Heike said.
"That's it! Then the third child is simply handsome, if the third child is willing to join the rock club, the people in the rock club are not happy!
You're very famous! And you're the one we pulled over, and you're still our roommate, so we'll have more face in the rock club!
"You want me to join the rock 'n' roll idea!" I was speechless.
"Hehe, the third child, don't say that, we are also thinking about our future happiness, if we are famous, then there will be more girls who know the three of us, wait for the three of us to find a girlfriend as soon as possible!" Liang Yuanjiao said, "The girlfriend found in this way is true love!"
"What kind of nonsense theory, you will only say some false reasoning. I shook my head helplessly, and said, "Whatever you want, as long as you're not afraid that when I enter the rock club, I'll steal all your limelight." ”
"That's definitely not going to happen!" Chen Hu said with a smile, "Then the third child, let's just decide so happily, wait for Monday, and we will start recruiting people in the evening, and then the four of us will go there together!"
"Let's talk about it. I smiled and said, I don't know if anything special will happen to you then, may I ask if I've been here for half a month, and it seems that I haven't stopped, and I've been running around all the time.
"Hehe, then we'll go first!I and Heike have made an appointment with a girl!" Chen Hu suddenly smiled, and then hooked Zhao Heike's shoulders and walked out with great excitement, looking at the excitement of these two people, I was also very happy for them.
After all, he cursed his roommate for a lifetime, but in his heart, if his roommate found another one, many people would be really happy for them!
This is a university!
Seeing Chen Hu and Zhao Heike leaving, I was also going to go upstairs, but at this time, I found that Liang Yuanjiao was actually looking at me so directly.
Now I'm a little puzzled, this guy doesn't mess with little orchids too much, and he likes men, right?
Fortunately, after seeing that I noticed him, Liang Yuanjiao said shyly, "That, third, tell me honestly, do you have any cheats for picking up girls?"
"No, where do I have any pickle cheats?" I replied.
"Boss, you're too stingy, you have a pickle girl cheats to share with me! There are some big beauties around you, all of them are so beautiful, they are all willing to follow you as a man, this is too strange! You must have some kind of royal maid treasure!"
"I'll still be able to do chrysanthemum magic! Don't make a mistake, don't you have a Liu Shishi? What, did you catch up?" I laughed.
"It's so easy! I've only touched her hand a few times, so I want to ask you, the third child, how can I develop further with her?" Liang Yuanjiao asked.
This Liu Shishi is a good girl, at least his precautionary heart is much stronger than other girls, and a girl with such a strong precautionary heart is probably not able to get along with a girl like Xiao Taimei.
This is from the fact that he almost soaked his sister in Liu Hao's hotel with a few braggart words from Liang Yuanjiao, Liang Yuanjiao's stubborn fight, and Liu Shishi can be seen before he finishes it.
But when it comes to pickling girls, I really don't have anything amazing, Ou Nana is in love for a long time, Liu Yifei ...... It seems to be about the same, Qin Yitian is the same, and then Lin Xiaoya or something.
In short, it's all about love over time, and it's good to take it slowly, and let it be.
"Do you really want to listen to my pickle girl book? My pickle girl book is the most simple and rude, I'm afraid you won't be able to accept it after listening to it, and it's not good if you can't digest it then." I laughed.
"Don't be afraid!Third child, my ability to accept it is very strong! Just tell me how you conquered these beauties! I must conquer Liu Shishi!" Liang Yuanjiao said with a look of excitement on his face.
I guess I'll never forget this funny roommate for the rest of my life, I thought to myself, and then I beckoned to him mysteriously, asked him to come over, and then came into his ear and said mysteriously.
"It's useless to confess! Because this will still be rejected, in my opinion, that is, if you can't catch it, you will be grassed, and if you can't get grass, you will be drugged, and when you finish grass, you will take pictures of her, threaten her to continue to grass, and turn her face and say that she will send nude photos!"
"I'm rubbing! The third child's words are really extraordinary, I didn't expect this at all! What else? What else?" Seeing that the people suddenly looked like they suddenly realized, he took out his mobile phone, and then memorized it in the memo.
"Hehe, if you fail to post nude photos, you'll go to prison if it's a big deal, you don't even have the courage to go to prison for her, and you dare to say that you love her? Anyway, after you get out of prison, you'll find her to continue to grass! If you don't even have the courage to go to prison for him, then it's better to give up and stop chasing her! Anyway, you can't grass it. ”
I copied the most popular passage on the Internet and directly ripped it to Liang Yuanjiao.
I thought this guy was going to laugh it off, because I did tell him it as a joke, but ...... After a second, I was embarrassed.
After Liang Yuanjiao listened to my words, he actually typed and recorded it on his mobile phone.
This is not the most exaggerated, the most exaggerated thing is that this guy actually showed a look of sudden realization and ecstasy, and he could design a meme for his album.
"Wha! The third child is really the third child, and what he said is simply extraordinary, wahahahahaha! I wrote it down, and I will soon be able to grass the school flower. After the guy finished speaking with a look of ecstasy, he took his mobile phone and ran towards his room, putting it to his ear as he ran, looking like he was going to make a call.
Suffered, this guy won't really take my words seriously, will he? Did he really call and ask Liu Shishi to be drugged? I'll wipe it, won't it?
To be honest, I'm really a little worried, because this Liang Yuanjiao is different from ordinary people, and his brain structure is different from ordinary people!
I hurriedly went to call the little orchid over, I was really worried that something would happen to Liang Yuanjiao.
"Hey, hey, boss, what's your order?" asked Little Orchid.
"I want to ask you one thing solemnly, do you like Liang Yuanjiao?" I asked seriously.
"Well, although it's not love, but I absolutely like it! Xiao Jiaozi is definitely a handsome guy!" Xiao Lan said nymphomaniac.
I really don't know how such a big man as Xiao Lan Ge showed such a nymphomaniac expression, but now is obviously not the time to explore these things, so I immediately said to him, "Then I will send you to Liang Yuanjiao's room to appease him now, and by the way, remind him of his emotions, and tell him that I was crazy just now, and I was talking nonsense, don't take my words seriously." ”
"Eh, boss, what did you say to him?" asked Little Orchid with some curiosity.
"Grass girl...... No! I said.
"Oh, then why don't you tell him?, doesn't the little proud man have a dream girl?" Little Orchid scratched her head, a little incomprehensible to me.
"Anyway, you just go, you must tell him not to take my words!" I smiled wryly.
"Hehe, hey, promise to complete the task!" After the little orchid thief said awkwardly, he hurriedly ran to Liang Yuanjiao's room.
Let the little orchid go to greet Liang Yuanjiao, I plan to sleep for an afternoon and have a good rest, I am also very tired during this time.
But just as I was about to go to bed, my phone rang suddenly.
I'm a little surprised, who will call me at this time?
When I picked up my phone and saw the caller ID, I couldn't help but laugh this time, it was Liang Xiaoxiao who called.
Liang Xiaoxiao had never come over before, and the ideal of management in my original city was left to her entertainment company, so that she could learn management.
After all, I don't want Liang Xiaoxiao to be a teacher anymore, and Liang Xiaoxiao doesn't want to be a vase, and he also wants to help me, otherwise he wouldn't have studied with Lin Xia.
Now he's calling me, could it be that she's already learned and come here?
I was a little anticipating that this aroused the phone, and then a nice female voice sounded on the other side, which is also the voice that I have missed a lot during this time.
"Brother Lin, I've come to the capital, do you want to come out and pick me up? Also, I don't know where you live. Liang Xiaoxiao said.
It can be heard that Liang Xiaoxiao's voice is much more mature than before, Lao Tzu is much more mature, compared to the previous one with a trace of pure and refined immature voice, her voice now has a trace of maturity, and a touch of charm.
"Hehe, I have to pick you up!Which airport are you in?" I asked with a smile, I haven't seen Liang Xiaoxiao for so many days, I also miss her a little, and most importantly, I am looking forward to seeing her now.
Liang Xiaoxiao told me the address, and I immediately went downstairs, and I didn't plan to sleep, what kind of sleep did I sleep at this time!
After hanging up the phone, I was about to go out, but at this time, the door to someone's room was opened, and then the little orchid walked out of it.