158 I may have recruited a false holy beast
"This ...... This is the legendary Sacred Beast Qi Poor......"
Ma Xiaozhen looked ahead with a confused expression, the corners of his mouth twitched, and his saliva flowed, looking like he was brain-dead, cerebral palsy, and cerebral ischemia.
In front of him, the fierce black qi that was incomparably crazy was still smoothly condensed and transformed, and it was
A dark-covered teddy dog.
At this moment, the teddy dog holy beast Qi Qi Zheng enthusiastically hugged a tree with a crooked neck, half of his body was erect, trembling all over, and doing piston movements.
The screaming chicken starts playing background music: "Rub rub, like the devil's pace, rub rub, rub ......"
"This is the legendary roar that shakes up the nine heavens and moves down to the netherworld, guarding Zhongzhou, and making all beasts tremble?"
Ma Xiaozhen was dumbfounded, opened his mouth wide like a crocodile, and released his tonsils and vocal cords to his heart's content.
The Sacred Beast Poor Teddy Dog had shifted his target, abandoning the crooked neck tree and starting a dilapidated pillar in the Rishan Temple.
Screaming chicken bgm: "Rub rub, rub rub, I beat myself, this is the best moment of my vitality......"
Ma Xiaozhen: "......"
The Sacred Beast Poor Teddy Dog started a boulder outside the Temple of Rishan again.
Screaming chicken bgm: "Rub rub rub on this slippery floor!"
Ma Xiaozhen: "......"
Holy beast poor odd teddy dog all kinds of friction, all kinds of piston movements, day trees, day stones, day pillars, day earth day air.
"I bought a watch last year!"
As a good young man with quality, Ma Xiaozhen finally couldn't help but burst into foul language.
Holy Beast, your uncle!
This is clearly a teddy that is in the air every day, okay!?
Is this the rhythm of the day to get all the beasts?
"Ahem......"
Ma Xiaozhen's screaming chicken on the big pants on the beach coughed embarrassedly twice, and the voice of Xuanhuang Old Ancestor came:
"Ahem, there may have been some minor accident. Maybe it's because there are too many ** and distracting thoughts in these incense wishes on the earth, which causes a little problem with the shape when it is summoned......"
"None of your Jiuyi Continent things are reliable!" Ma Xiaozhen roared: "What do you say that the incense wish power on the earth is mixed with too many ** miscellaneous thoughts? It's just a fart! This pot we earthlings don't carry it!"
"Oh, the appearance is not important, the important thing is the beauty of the soul...... Xuanhuang Ancestor followed the temptation: "You have to believe in the organization, the ability of this holy beast clone should still be very strong." ”
"Very capable? It's very sexual, right?"
Ma Xiaozhen looked at the holy beast Qiqi Teddy Dog that was in the air every day, and 10,000 alpacas galloped by in his heart, gritting his back molars and roaring at Xuanhuang Ancestor:
"Ma Dan, when Lao Tzu comes home, I promise not to kill you!"
"It's not good!
Xuanhuang Ancestor's screaming chicken possessed by the soul parasitic technique suddenly exclaimed, and immediately said, "I still have something to do, I'll go first!"
"Doodoo"
There was a busy sound from the screaming chickens.
"Hey, hey, don't go!" Ma Xiao was furious: "What's murderous in the wilderness, don't run, Lao Tzu promises not to kill ......"
Suddenly, Ma Xiaozhen's pupils contracted suddenly, and the words that were originally angry at Xuanhuang Ancestor also came to an abrupt end, only to feel a piercing chill crawling all over his body in an instant, and his whole body was like falling into an ice cellar.
In front of him, the black holy beast Teddy, who had finished the heavens and the earth and the air, was looking at Ma Xiaozhen with a look of dissatisfaction, approaching step by step with bad intentions.
"You...... What do you want to do?"
Ma Xiaozhen felt a liver pain, his calves suddenly began to tremble, and he spoke incoherently: "In broad daylight, Lang Lang Qiankun, you, don't mess around......"
The black holy beast Teddy was stunned, and pounced on Ma Xiaozhen, like the most typical evil boy, and pounced on the yellow flower girl on the side of the road.
"Oh, no, no, no, Ya Butterfly......"
Ma Xiaozhen let out a desperate scream.
In the next moment, Teddy had already hugged Ma Xiaozhen's thigh.
Screaming chicken bgm sounded: "Friction friction, friction friction ......"
Tears of humiliation flowed down from the corners of Ma Xiaozhen's eyes.
......
The inappropriate scene for children is finally over.
At the end of the day, the air and the master, the black holy beast Teddy finally faded away contentedly, turning into a black teddy tattoo, attached to Ma Xiaozhen's right arm.
Probably this is a summoned holy beast to recognize the master, right?
In the future, as long as Ma Xiaozhen urges the incense wish power in the Jiuyi Heavenly Venerable Ding, he can directly summon this holy beast from his right arm, which can only make ten thousand beasts tremble.
But why do tears slip from the corners of my eyes?
Ma Xiaozhen's heart felt a sense of humiliation like a chrysanthemum.
was rubbed by that stupid dog for a long time, and finally left a stupid dog tattoo on his unicorn arm......
In these years, the green dragon and white tiger Vermilion Bird Xuanwu, what is the tattoo is not good, tattoo a teddy on the hand, if you let the four princes of the night market see it, then you have to laugh off your teeth.
Why don't you tattoo a crayfish!
For a while, Ma Xiaozhen even envied the scorpion brother who was a tyrant in the resettlement community in the east of the city.
After the holy beast turned into a tattoo, the mountain returned to calm, the sound of frogs and cicadas sounded again, and the cool night breeze also blew gently.
Ma Xiaozhen was blown by the mountain wind, felt a little cool, sighed, listlessly put back the Jiuyi Tianzun pressure cooker that had been sacrificed, and prepared to go down the mountain.
He searched on this mountain for half a night, when the night was dark, and he was anxious to find the thousand-year-old He Shou Wu, and he did not take the scenery of the mountain to heart at all.
Now that the sky is a little cloudy, Ma Xiaozhen can't find He Shouwu again, he has no purpose, and he walks much slower than when he went up the mountain. As he walked, he saw that in this silent valley, the pines and cypresses, the green grass and green grass, had the beauty of the silence of the deep valley.
As he walked, Ma Xiaozhen bypassed a winding path, and suddenly opened up in front of him, only to see a silver horse rushing down from between the two peaks of the valley, pouring into a deep green pool and splashing a thin splash.
Ma Xiaozhen walked down the sheep intestine path, and the waterfall was opposite him, but the green deep pool was at his feet. At present, Ma Xiaozhen only felt that his mind was open, and he looked down at the deep pool, but he was suddenly stunned.
He has deep internal strength, and his eyesight is far beyond that of ordinary people, although the sky is still only cloudy. But at a glance, he could already see it clearly.
In this green pool of water was a woman. Although she couldn't see her face clearly, she was swimming freely in the deep pool, apparently taking advantage of the dead of night to play in the waterhole.
Her black hair was drenched, her snow-like skin was hidden in the darkness, and her pink arms and jade feet occasionally parted from the water, swinging broken flowers. looming, adding a bit of thrilling temptation.
"Gollum!"
Ma Xiaozhen heard the sound of himself swallowing saliva.