Just when Chen Moyao called Ma Xiaozhen in his heart, Ma Xiaozhen's heart was silently worried.

If you go to the bloody barbecue stall, Ma Xiaozhen will of course be invincible in the world.

However, go to the Champs-Élysées restaurant to eat Western food......

Ma Xiaozhen, who has never eaten French food, is a little cowardly.

How do you order the dish? How cooked should the steak be? Which hand holds the knife and which hand holds the fork?

Ma Xiaozhen has seven tricks and six tricks - none of them.

In line with the purpose of finding a brother in difficulty, Ma Xiaozhen sent a message in the WeChat group of the four princes of the night market in the resettlement community in the east of the city.

"The first time I went to the Champs-Élysées to eat French food, how did I pretend to go there often?"

After a second, the message came back immediately.

Liu Fatzi, a ten-yuan boy: ", I just said that more than one million yuan was spent! As a result, I turned around and went to eat French food, which is simply an insult to our intelligence! Brothers! Hack him to death!"

Crispy boy Chen Heipi: "Hang it up and beat it, beat it to death, don't give me face!"

Jiangnan Gongzi Zhang sold it: "Pick his skin, pump his tendons, rape his chrysanthemums, and make him unable to take care of himself......

Film boy Ma Xiaozhen: "......"

Ma Xiaozhen, the film boy: "Brothers, listen to my explanation!"

Ten-yuan boy Liu Fatzi: "Explain a fart! Hack him to death!"

Crispy boy Chen Heipi: "Bullet the little jj to death!"

Jiangnan Gongzi Zhang sold it: "Storm his chrysanthemums and storm his chrysanthemums!"

Film boy Ma Xiaozhen: "......"

Immediately after that, all kinds of grenades, daggers,...... All kinds of **, stomping on cocks, and slapping expressions shot out like a meteor shower, and the screen was swiped.

It's like a surging river, and it's like the Yellow River flooding out of control......

Looking at the four princes of the night market in the eastern part of the city, Ma Xiaozhen wisely gave up the idea of asking his brothers and posted a post on the online forum instead.

"It's the first time I went to a Western restaurant to eat French food, how can I pretend to go often?

Another second later, all kinds of replies instantly rose, and the floors were stacked high.

The bald man with long hair: "Most French restaurants in China have an unwritten rule that the waitress can touch her buttocks and breasts three times, and the waiter cannot resist before touching the third time. Many turtles don't know this rule when they go for the first time, so as soon as you go over, people will know that you are a person who often eats Western food. ”

Cang Lao Shi: "Remember to ask the girl if she wants a vinegar dish, and if you do, ask the waiter to add it." Remember to serve the steak with garlic, and don't want the pasta. Eat noodles with garlic, vulgar. Coffee after a meal must be set aside with coriander!

1006 wolf child: "Tell the waiter that the steak should be ripe at 6.874, and it must be accurate to three decimal places!"

Lonely smiled: "If you want a pair of chopsticks, you will have a strong style!"

A shameless shy grass: "Upstairs is a bad guy." Don't listen to the nonsense upstairs, where can you eat Western food with chopsticks! Don't be afraid! The western restaurant will issue disposable plastic gloves before serving, and when the time comes, you can put on the gloves and pick them up and gnaw them directly with your hands. ”

Master Gao: "When calling the waiter, you must remember to reach out and snap your fingers, and then use English, an authentic London accent, Hi, taxi!"

Mutilation is also a kind of beauty: "Remember, just like drinking in a bar, you can save a steak that you can't eat." When you go up, you ask the waiter, "Boss, how much did I eat that cow?"

I made friends with this friend: "The lo mein in French cuisine is delicious, the xiao long bao is also good, and the pot helmet is a little worse, so it is not recommended to order it." ”

......

Ma Xiaozhen looked at the floors that were stacked like a carnival, and suddenly shed two lines of muddy old tears.

I'm just asking a very serious question, you don't need that, do you......

The world is declining, morality is declining, and human nature is distorted......

There is no good person in this world......

Is there still a little bit of trust between people?

Seeing Ma Xiaozhen's crazy face, the Xuanhuang Ancestor on the side rolled his eyes with hatred.

"Mortals!" Xuanhuang Ancestor shook his head, with an expression of hatred that could not be made of steel: "You have been fused with Jiuyi Tianzun Ding for so long, I can't imagine that it is still a mortal way of thinking......"

"The way of thinking of mortals?" Ma Xiaozhen was stunned: "What do you mean?"

"Mortals follow the rules and standards!"

Xuanhuang Lao Zu suddenly shook off the brand children's clothing that fused love and poetry on his body, and the Patek Philippe rose gold mechanical men's watch in his hand, which combined a serious technical atmosphere and soft emotional elements, instantly shone under the energy-saving lamp.

Sure enough, people rely on clothes and Buddha rely on gold, and the Xuanhuang Ancestor, who usually has a dead skin and a face like an old splash, is full of a king's air at this moment, he seems to be smiling, and said indifferently: "And you, you should create rules and standards." ”

"Creating rules and standards?"

Ma Xiaozhen was stunned.

Daigo empowerment!

Yes, Xuanhuang Ancestor was right.

Ever since he obtained the Jiuyi Heavenly Venerable Ding, the supreme treasure between heaven and earth, he has the power to encompass all things and turn decay into magic.

Like food. The French cuisine at the Champs-Élysées is as delicious as it gets. How can he compare to this bag of Fuling mustard that he refined casually?

Those cumbersome and rigid Western food etiquette are just some customary rules of mortals. If you have obtained the Jiuyi Heavenly Venerable Tripod, you can subvert the world and reverse the laws of heaven and earth with a single gesture, how can you be subject to the rules and standards set by these mere mortals?

Who says Western food can't be eaten with chopsticks?

My Ma Xiaozhen eats with chopsticks!

Who says steak can't go with garlic?

My Ma Xiaozhen uses steak with garlic!

Who says you can't put coriander in your coffee?

I, Ma Xiaozhen, put coriander in the coffee!

Who said a waitress can only touch her ass three times?

I'm a little shock...... Belch...... You really can't touch this three times......

In short, eating and drinking is all up to the mind, how to eat, how to eat!

Who says this can't and that can't?

My Ma Xiaozhen said yes, yes!

I create the rules, I am the standard!

When Ma Xiaozhen thought of this, he only felt like an initiation, some truths that he had never figured out in his life, and suddenly felt that he understood everything.

That's right, everyone has their own values.

Someone drives a car for tens of thousands of yuan, but owns three suites. Some people wear dozens of stalls, but they wear more than 80,000 watches. Someone is eating Malatang and may be rejoicing that the villa has just been renovated. Some people are still using a mobile phone for 1,000 yuan, but they have bought hundreds of thousands of pianos.

Don't use your values to measure the strength of others. Everyone has their own rules, everyone cares about different things, don't think about others with your own ideas!

For example, I, Ma Xiaozhen, have a stall and a five-dollar flip-flop, and the whole body is worth no more than 40 yuan, but will others think that I have no money?

Yes, you guessed it, I just don't have any money.

But what if you don't have money?

I'm strong and don't need to be set off with external objects. Have an incredibly strong heart, and that's enough!

Xuanhuang Ancestor's words are like a slap in the face, and they can be called a teacher of words.

Ma Xiaozhen was enlightened, his chest was full of gratitude to Xuanhuang Ancestor, and he walked over to Xuanhuang Ancestor......

Then, with the speed of the ringing of the bell, he took off the piece of Patek Philippe of the Xuanhuang Ancestor and put it on his wrist.

"500,000 Patek Philippe, after wearing it, my heart is really stronger!"

Ma Xiaozhen, who was fully enlightened, looked at the 500,000 Patek Philippe, and Harazi flowed all over the ground.