096 Invincible tattoos
"The defect of the Bordeaux lamprey made by Bowers is related to the mahjong he plays?"
A look of suspicion welled up on everyone's face.
Chef Pierre sneered even more, with a look of disdain.
No way, it's absolutely impossible.
At the beginning, the cold dish cook, Basil, his dish went wrong because Chrysanthemum had hemorrhoids. When he was cooking, Kikube was uncomfortable, and his expression was in a trance, which led to a mistake in the cooking process, which is understandable.
After all, hemorrhoids have been an inseparable part of the body since ancient times, and they cannot be forcibly separated when entering the kitchen.
But mahjong is different.
Even if Powers liked mahjong again, it was just a hobby, and he would never bring mahjong into the kitchen.
For Chef Pierre, the back kitchen of this restaurant is the condensation of his professionalism and the carrier of his lifelong pursuit. For him, his kitchen, in the eyes of the devout Christians, is holy and inviolable!
There's no way Powers can bring mahjong into his kitchen right under his nose!
"I know what you're trying to say. ”
Pierre shook his head firmly: "You want to say that he is addicted to mahjong and has abandoned his job. But in my back kitchen, I trust my chef 100 percent. There will be absolutely no problem with their professionalism and work ethic! You can't say that without proof!"
Ma Xiaozhen shook his head slowly: "No, I have evidence!"
Got proof?
All the onlookers were a little unimpressed.
How is this possible?
Whether people are addicted to mahjong or not, that's their own business.
Taking a step back, even if people really have deviations in cooking because of mahjong, it is also a matter of people's subjective consciousness, and people can completely deny it. If there is no evidence, how can there be evidence?
Ma Xiaozhen smiled slightly and said softly:
"Mr. Powers, please take off your clothes. ”
Take your clothes off......
The scene was instantly silent.
The corners of the onlookers' mouths twitched, and they all started not so healthy associations.
What's going on?
Why do you suddenly have to take off your clothes?
The style of painting has become so strange.
This man named Ma Xiaozhen said that this one had hemorrhoids, and he wanted to take off his clothes......
Why do you always have trouble with the flesh......
Suddenly, I felt a feeling of mandarin ducks exploding......
Huh-
The crowd of onlookers let out a chorus of disgust.
Uh, the taste is just too heavy, I can't stand it!
"I don't know what you're trying to do. Zhou Pengfei stood up and waved his hand to Ma Xiaozhen: "But I'm sorry, this is a stylish French restaurant, and I can't let my chef undress in public." ”
"That's right...... Then there's no way......"
Ma Xiaozhen picked up his dinner knife from the table and walked in front of Powers.
"What are you doing?" said Pierre, furious: "You stupid oriental monkey, do you want to do it if you can't say it?"
Ma Xiaozhen didn't answer, and swiped his right hand lightly.
Since he obtained the Tai Chi internal force on Zhao Gongtang's Tai Chi calligraphy in Zhao Jiagou, the true qi in his body is strong and pure, and he transported the true qi to the table knife, and the table knife suddenly cut the sleeve of Powers' arm like a hot knife cutting butter.
With a "z", the sleeve of Bowers' right hand was split in two, and his muscular right arm was suddenly exposed to everyone's sight.
Everyone clearly saw that on top of Bowers' right arm, there was a row of tattoos.
12,330,456,789,000......
Obviously, this is a row of mahjong.
Nani?
Everyone was stunned.
Such a fierce and vicious man, the green dragon and white tiger knight evil dragon three-headed basilisk, what is wrong with a tattoo?
What is a row of mahjong for?
What does this mean?
Everyone's brains are really a bit messed up.
"There is still only one truth!"
Ma Xiaozhen once again posed in the classic pose of Detective Conan: "The reason is that you don't know Chinese characters!"
Bowers' tiger body was shocked, and it was Ma Xiaozhen who said the key point.
Since he fell in love with mahjong, he has been fighting in the community mahjong hall every day.
But he soon encountered an almost insurmountable problem - he couldn't read Chinese characters!
Although he has been in the country of Daxia for a long time, and he can communicate with people in spoken language, he doesn't know Chinese characters after all, and he can't tell the difference between 10,000 and 90,000 on mahjong!
If he plays slivers and tubes, he has no problem, as long as he counts how many slivers and tubes there are, he can naturally touch and eat Hu.
But as soon as he encountered the lottery, Bowers was completely confused!
At first, Bowers simply saw the swastika and played it. As a result, the other three all tried their best to play Wanyi, and they specialized in eating and touching his cards, and lost so much that his shorts were gone.
Later, Powers changed his strategy and printed out the order of the swastika on a sheet of A4 paper and placed it on the table. As soon as you touch the swastika card, the first thing to do is to go to a pair of swastika tables.
However, this move was quickly recognized by the elites of the Great Xia Kingdom, as long as Bowers bowed his head, everyone knew that he had 10,000 words in his hand, as long as his eyes fell on which part of the A4 paper, what cards he had in his hand were basically an open secret.
This time, Powers lost even toilet paper.
Bowers has been defeated in consecutive battles, and finally comes up with a brilliant idea.
Simply, he tattooed all the 10,000-character mahjong of this card on his strong unicorn arm!
Every time he played mahjong, he put on his characteristic suit - a sleeveless T-shirt.
Every time he touches the cards, he will stretch out his strong unicorn arm, twist the mahjong tiles with three orchid fingers and touch them gently, and so on to figure out the pattern of the mahjong tiles, and take advantage of the moment to get it back, his eyes unconsciously swept to the arm......
What kind of card is you holding, and your heart is already bright!
Relying on this unique cheat, Bowers finally bottomed out, turned over as a serf and sang, from being abused by people to successfully abusing all kinds of uncles and aunts in the mahjong parlor in the community.
"That's the fact, yesterday, you successfully counterattacked in the community mahjong parlor, and closed the three families with one hand, a total of 102 times, and directly disabled the three. ”
"These nine cards on your right arm are really a great achievement!"
Looking at Powers, Ma Xiaozhen said here, letting out a faint sigh.
"It's a pity, the tattoo is a wound after all, just yesterday, the tattoo on your right arm became inflamed, the arm was red and swollen, and the pain was unbearable. ”
Ma Xiaozhen glanced at Powers and shook his head.
"To make this Bordeaux lamprey, after washing, cut off the tail fin and dorsal fin, cut off the head from the cheek hole, and collect the lamprey's blood in a container for later use. ”
"Your unique recipe for Bordeaux lampreys is to dilute the blood of these lampreys with a special brandy in your golden ratio, and then simmer it over low heat. This golden ratio, you are already familiar with it, even with your eyes closed, you can dilute it successfully. It's a pity ......"
"It's a pity that today your right arm is inflamed, red, swollen and painful, and when you pour brandy, your hand hurts, and you pour two points more than usual. Therefore, there is a deviation in the taste, although ninety-nine out of a hundred people cannot eat the difference, but after all, it has not reached the state of perfection, which cannot but be said to be a pity......"
The audience was silent.
I never thought that cooking skills and mahjong would have such a relationship.
Bang dang.
Mr. Powers, whose face was pale, sat down on the ground with the same look of incredulity on his face, just like that Basil.
Looking at Mr. Powers, whose face was full of incredulity, Ma Xiaozhen once again showed a sincere smile.
"One more sincere suggestion for you. Ma Xiaozhen said with a smile.
"Mahjong is good, don't be addicted!"