"What? The money is gone?"

Ma Xiaozhen was like a thunderbolt from the sky, and it was like being hit in the brain by a nuclear bomb.

"That's right. ”

Xuanhuang Ancestor in front of the computer was enjoying the love and action blockbuster, and nodded to Ma Xiaozhen sincerely and innocently: "It's all burned." ”

It's all burned......

When the news reached his ears, Ma Xiaozhen felt like a bullet hitting his chest and exploding, and the instantaneous pressure caused by the explosion spread from the heart to every capillary, and the cells in the whole body stopped metabolizing and thinking, listening carefully to the shock of this moment. There is no power to hold the heart, it only falls deeper into the darkness of the bottomless abyss. This is an untraceable process, even if the vicissitudes of the sea and the sea are dry, even if the mountains and seas oath and life and death are broad, they cannot be reshaped, nor can they be smoothed out, the huge wound is like the Great Rift Valley, even if the gale wind blows for 10,000 years, even if the frost freezes an ice age, even if the rain and snow invade a geological epoch, you see that the Great Rift Valley is still embedded in the surface of the earth's crust. (Does anyone understand this paragraph?)

"You're paralyzed!" Ma Xiaozhen roared frantically: "It's really burning?"

"It's really burning!"

Xuanhuang Old Ancestor turned his head, looked at Ma Xiaozhen with a serious face, and then said righteously.

"We cultivators, money is like dung to me, and wealth is like floating clouds to me!" Xuanhuang Ancestor warned Ma Xiaozhen word by word: "There is a way that the heavens will descend on the people, and they must first suffer their minds, strain their muscles and bones, starve their bodies and skins, empty their bodies, and do what they do......"

Looking at the Xuanhuang Ancestor who was chattering like a fly, Ma Xiaozhen had an urge to hit the wall.

He still remembered that last night, he drank a lot with Liu Fatzi, Zhang Dump and Chen Heipi.

Just last night, these old men who had been changed by the ruthless carving knife of life all remembered their long-forgotten dreams again, and they all felt the blood that was gradually getting cold.

The dream is not awake! The blood is not cold!

Last night, everybody was drunk.

After getting drunk, Ma Xiaozhen drunkenly touched his 20-square-meter rental cabin, took a bath without washing his teeth or brushing, and collapsed on the bed and fell asleep.

He had a dream.

In the dream, everyone has achieved their dreams.

Chen Heipi opened a restaurant with a smell of thousands of miles;

Liu Fatzi opened a large supermarket that sells everything except the population;

Zhang Sell sang loudly on the most dazzling stage, and the four mentors rushed over and beat their chests and tearfully asked Zhang to sell to their team......

As for himself, he opened the world's largest mobile phone film shop, and all the clerks are 36D long-legged beauties......

With a sweet dream, Ma Xiaozhen slept until noon.

As a result, as soon as he opened his eyes, he didn't wake up from the dream, and Xuanhuang Ancestor actually told him that "the money is gone"!

Ma Xiaozhen's heart, 10,000 alpacas galloped by.

Money is like dung to me?

I want to be a septic tank quietly!

Ma Xiaozhen looked at the chattering Xuanhuang Ancestor, and wanted to strangle him to death on the spot.

And Xuanhuang Ancestor didn't pay attention to the killing intent in Ma Xiaozhen's heart, and was still chattering and admonishing: "Young man, don't move your heart." Besides, the misuse of such ill-gotten gains will be punished by heaven! I am doing this for your good!"

"Wait, wait, wait......"

Ma Xiaozhen suddenly discovered something and stopped Xuanhuang Ancestor's tirade: "Why did you change your clothes?"

Xuanhuang Ancestor looked down at his body, and then replied with a vain expression.

"Yo, mortal boy. Your eye is not bad, this is one of the most expensive children's clothing brands in the world, MiMiSol, each piece of children's clothing is hand-sewn, designed by masters, plus perfect hand embroidery, plus glittering accessories, soft fabrics, skillfully blending love and poetry, and blending thought and imagination......"

"Less nonsense!How much?"

"It's only thirty or fifty thousand yuan!" Xuanhuang Old Ancestor proudly straightened his collar, and then inadvertently revealed a watch in his hand.

"Thirty or fifty thousand?" Ma Xiaozhen was in a trance for a while, and then found the watch on Xuanhuang Ancestor's hand: "What watch are you wearing?"

"Oops, you've seen through this, I'm so embarrassed. Xuanhuang Laozi held the watch in his left hand in a low-key and pretended to be forced.

"Patek Philippe's new Rose Gold Complication Chronograph mechanical men's watch, fully hand-polished, with an embedded case back and engraved crown with crown guards, a transparent base to display the movement design, and a matte brown square scale-like hand-stitched alligator leather strap, inject soft emotional elements into the serious technical atmosphere, endow the watch with feelings of appreciation, respect, inspiration and pride, and bridge the emotional bridge between man and machine......"

"How much is it!" Ma Xiaozhen roared and interrupted Xuanhuang Ancestor.

"It's not expensive, it's just over 500,000. ”

In the early 500,000s......

Ma Xiaozhen heard the sound of his heart shattering.

"It's just 500,000 yuan, it's not a ......" Xuanhuang Old Ancestor looked disappreciative and pointed to the computer screen: "Look! I just rewarded a book writer on Shuangdian Chinese.com, called Hu Shushi, and I rewarded 800,000 at once, ah...... It's so cool! The local tyrant feels so good!"

"800,000 ......" Ma Xiaozhen's legs weakened, and his voice began to tremble: "Cool coins, right?"

"How can the cool point coin match my identity as a local tyrant!" Xuanhuang Ancestor rolled his eyes at Ma Xiaozhen disdainfully: "Of course it's a soft sister coin!"

"Poof—"

Ma Xiaozhen finally couldn't hold on and spurted out a mouthful of old blood.

the mud horse!

What about the good cultivators who treat money like dung?

What good wealth is like a floating cloud to me?

It is said that the good heaven will descend on the people, and they must first suffer their minds, strain their muscles and bones, starve their bodies and skins, empty their bodies, and do what they do?

You are paralyzed, but Lao Tzu is suffering from his mental work, his muscles and bones, and his body and skin!

As a result, you took Lao Tzu's money and bought clothes and watches, pretending to be a tyrant and pretending to be a coercion.

I bought a watch last year!

You're really squandering money like dung!

You pay!

Lose my youth!

Lose my dreams!

Ma Xiaozhen was completely angry, his eyes almost wanted to erupt with fire, and he couldn't wait to take out his salted fish on the spot and stab the loser in front of him!

"Ma Dan! You loser! Look at how Lao Tzu cleans you up!"

Looking at Ma Xiaozhen's crazy appearance, Xuanhuang Ancestor was not afraid, but patted Ma Xiaozhen's shoulder sympathetically: "Don't be like this, I heard that this author is a poor laid-off middle-aged man......"

"Laid-off middle-aged?" Ma Xiaozhen was stunned.

"Yes, I heard that he did a certain job for more than ten years, but he was swept away by the company, and he didn't get a dime in compensation. The wife and children at home were waiting to be fed, and he ate more than ten meals of Fuling mustard, and only had one pair of pants to wear all year round, but he couldn't find a job when the mid-life crisis broke out, so he had to open a novel called "Xiuzhen Artifact Pressure Cooker" on the Shuangdian Chinese Network......

"It's so miserable...... Ma Xiaozhen's voice slowed down.

"Yes, in the summer of more than 40 degrees, he was reluctant to turn on the air conditioner, and he coded in the study in the hot summer, and the sweat on his body flowed like a river, just to save those few dollars in electricity bills;"

"In the cold winter, in order to save a few dollars on electricity bills, he was reluctant to turn on the stove, and after a few hours of code writing, his fingers felt as if they had been amputated, and he was covered with chilblains......

"It's really miserable......"

"You say...... Such a miserable author...... "Xuanhuang Old Ancestor is kind and instructive: "Should I give him a meager reward to help him get through the difficulties?"

"Yes!

Ma Xiaozhen nodded heavily, his nose was sore, and he finally couldn't hold back and shed tears of being moved.

What a poor man.

Good touching story.

It's really inducing!

"Horse eggs. Ma Xiaozhen muttered to himself: "You say so reasonable, I'm really too narrow-minded......"

"That's right! As long as everyone gives a piece of love, the world will become a beautiful world......" Xuanhuang Ancestor patted Ma Xiaozhen's shoulder, and by the way, snapped his fingers at the screaming chicken under Ma Xiaozhen's crotch: "The music is up." ”

The screaming chicken affectionately accompanied the background music: "This is the call of the heart, this is the dedication of love, this is the spring breeze of the world, this is the source of life...... As long as everyone gives a piece of love, the world will become a better world......"

Singing and singing, Ma Xiaozhen always felt that something was wrong.

There is a strong, inexplicable, enigmatic feeling.

That's right, it's the familiar feeling of being fooled!

Nima!

Ma Xiaozhen finally reacted!

Who told you to take Lao Tzu's money as a tip!?