Chapter 95: Mentally Retarded Li You

The sky is blue and the sun is bright.

A black ball leaps nimbly from one wall to another.

Slowly, slowly, it got closer and closer to its destination.

That's it, fight! The black ball swooped down from the sky with unhesitating ferocity.

It's closer, it's closer, it's time to get it!

Syllable!

A frying pan sticks out silently from the side, then firmly pockets the black ball inside.

The balls lay limply in the pan, looking like a baked cake.

"Master, you're here to steal food again!" Hu Tao lightly flicked the stupid hair on the ball with his fingers, "Look at you, you have eaten so many messy spiritual materials, and even the fire on your body has turned black." Come back after a few days of hunger, and I'll rearrange the recipe for you! Your father is really, while I am recuperating, he will feed you everything and spoil you to ......."

After receiving half an hour of education, the teacher was finally released from prison. She looked aggrievedly at the kitchen, and then at the black fire on herself.

What should I do? I can't eat delicious spiritual materials, and I feel that there is no point in bird life.

However, if she is caught, her mother, who is usually gentle and quiet, will turn into a chattering monster......

Thinking of the half-hour lecture just now, Shishi's round body couldn't help but tremble.

No, outwit.

How can you get good food from the kitchen?

Her bird's head was spinning at high speed.

Every time Daddy arrives in the kitchen, he eats a lot of good things. So, daddy plus kitchen equals eating, eating!

Just become a daddy!

The teacher rejoiced in his wit.

As for the art of change, as an innate fire, she didn't need to learn it at all.

She hides in a remote and uninhabited corner.

After a while, a Li You with a slightly dark face walked out in a dull manner.

Well, perfect.

Hei Li You confidently walked towards the kitchen.

Half an hour later.

"Where's the kitchen? Where's the kitchen? Who hid my kitchen?" Shishi, who was accustomed to directly locating and landing from the sky, lost his way on land, and fell into a terrible state of ghost hitting the wall in the complex structure of the house.

On the street south of the city, two teenagers were walking in the direction of the place where Sen Luomen had settled.

"Hey, Ah Si, don't go so fast, I can't keep up. ”

"If you can't keep up, don't follow, I'll go by myself. Today, we must beat the guy who took advantage of the reputation of his predecessors to deceive, and he must not let him ruin the reputation of his predecessors. ”

"Eh, eh, can you please not be in such a hurry. The old men are just guessing, not conclusive, let's come here to investigate, not to make trouble...... Hey, the more you talk about it, the more you run. ”

"Ah Liu, I think the old men are right, how can a young man with no name be stronger than Wei Sansi's predecessors? ”

As he spoke, he shrank into inches with the wind under his feet, and soon he couldn't see his figure.

Ah Liu, who had been persuading him all the time, sighed, raised his hand, stretched out two butterfly tentacles from his fingers, shook them twice, and made sure that his companion did not run in the wrong direction, so he also turned into an afterimage and chased over.

"This is where they landed?" the young man named Ah Si stood outside the door of the mansion and frowned, "Why does it look a little shabby?"

"Well, no, that's right, according to the elders... The information given, that's it... Finish. Ah Liu gasped a little and said, "They have just arrived, and this is just a temporary place to stay." I heard that the senior Wei arranged a better place for them to live, but they were in a hurry to heal their partner, so they didn't move there. ”

Ah Si straightened his clothes and politely stepped forward to knock on the door.

Ah Liu breathed a sigh of relief, fortunately, this partner fanatically admired Wei Sansi's senior, even if he was in a state of anger, he was still as meticulous in etiquette as the predecessor he admired, and he didn't think there would be any trouble...... Right?

Before he could finish his rejoicing, Ah Si had already pushed the door in impatiently and went in.

Locks? For cultivators, is there a difference between locks and locks? There are no serious prohibitions on this kind of temporary foothold!

Ah Liu felt like he was about to cry.

He hurriedly followed, and there was only one thought in his heart, next time, he would never come out to be a nanny again, it was too unhuman.

"Are you Li You?" Ah Si looked at Hei Li You, who was standing in the front yard with a blank face and didn't know which direction to go, and asked straight to the point.

Hei Li You didn't answer, she was in a hurry to find her way.

"It looks the same as the picture given by the elders, but the complexion is a little ......" Ah Liu looked up at the sky, "The sun isn't so fierce these days, is it?"

"Whatever it takes, yes. Ah Si's irritable temper came up again, "Li You, let me ask you, have you passed the qualification exam for the Heavenly Dao Game Craftsman?"

"Tweet, zige roasted persimmon, my mother has never done it. Hei Li You saw that she couldn't find the direction for a while, so she had to stop and deal with the two of them, but she really didn't understand this question, so she tilted her head and replied confusedly.

"You, don't play stupid with me, what level are you? Cicada level, or mink level?" Ah Si pointed at Hei Li You and asked solemnly.

"The cicada is great, my mother blew it up a while ago, and I heard that any insect in my father's hometown can be fried and eaten, so envious. I haven't eaten mink, my dad said that mink is very cute, what does it taste like?"

As soon as she mentioned eating, her limited IQ was immediately brought into full play, and even her speech became fluent.

"You, you... I'm so angry!" Ah Si jumped to his feet, "Hey, Ah Liu, is there no mistake? If this guy doesn't pretend to be crazy and stupid, he is mentally retarded!

"Calm down, calm down. We...... Ask again?" Ah Liu hurriedly played a round game.

Ah Si forcibly suppressed his anger and thought about it, some wild craftsmen really haven't taken the qualification certification, and some wild craftsmen with quirks are still a little resistant to the qualification certification, maybe this Li You is pretending to be stupid with himself because of this?

"Then let me ask you, have you done any works, or rather, historical achievements?"

He asked patiently.

At this time, even Ah Liu was a little surprised, Ah Si's temper today is really good enough, it seems that in order to endanger his predecessors, he is also trying very hard to restrain himself.

"Yes, I have a work, and I made my father's body. Hei Li You was so happy that she had finally found a topic that she could answer and considered proud.

What kind of game is this?Why does it sound so ghostly?

No, it's not a game at all, is it?

Ah Si finally couldn't bear it anymore, and slapped the door behind him, accompanied by the buzzing sound of the copper door, he shouted in a voice that could be heard throughout the mansion:

"Li You, you retarded!"