070 Chrysanthemum wounds brilliantly
A meaningful smile appeared on the corner of Ma Xiaozhen's mouth: "I deeply sympathize, I also think that the next scene will be very cruel." ”
"Yo, your kid has a very hard mouth, and now you dare to say cruel words, which makes me admire it a little. ”
Brother Scorpion applauded exaggeratedly: "I hope your bones are as hard as your mouth, don't be broken in three or two strokes!"
"Don't him. Zhang Dump came up to Ma Xiaozhen and whispered: "I attract their attention, you find an opportunity to jump out of the window and run away." ”
Zhang sold his mind lively, and as soon as Brother Scorpion said cruel words, he already understood that it was impossible to be good in this matter today, and he was already thinking about a way to get out.
While Uncle Peng was talking to Brother Scorpion just now, he had already completely seen the terrain of the box in his heart.
If ordinary people want to get out and run, they almost always have to get out of the door. But the man called the tarantula seemed to have been prepared, but his eyes kept wandering at the door, although he was sitting in the middle position, his feet were always gently standing on tiptoe, and the soles of his forefeet fell to the ground, looking ready to attack, like a tiger fighting a rabbit.
Zhang Sell has no doubt if they run away from the front. The man, nicknamed the tarantula, would pounce on them in a second, knocking them to the ground with a single punch - Zhang had fought him, and this tarantula could break Liu's ten-centimeter ironwood cutting board with one punch, and Zhang was really not sure that he would be able to take his punch.
The only chance to run away is to jump out of the window.
As early as when he ordered this box, Zhang Sale left more thoughts, this box has two floor-to-ceiling windows, and outside the window is a second-floor platform.
As long as the other party is unprepared, he smashes the largest pot of spicy pig's trotters on the table in front of him at the tarantula, although with the skills of the tarantula, this pig's trotters can't hit him, but it can buy Zhang Sell and Ma Xiaozhen a second's time.
Then he seized the opportunity of this second, jumped out of the floor-to-ceiling window with Ma Xiaozhen, landed on the platform on the second floor below, and then spread his feet and slipped away, without a chance to escape.
Although this opportunity is fleeting, Zhang is very confident in the tacit understanding that he has formed with Ma Xiaozhen for a long time, as long as the two understand and cooperate tacitly, there is finally a glimmer of hope.
Zhang made up his mind, so he glanced at Ma Xiaozhen and talked to Brother Scorpion to divert his attention.
"Little Duye, we admit it. Zhang sold and said in a deep voice: "What do you want, just say it directly." ”
"What do you want?"
Brother Scorpion laughed cruelly: "My request is very simple, promise me three conditions, and naturally let you go." ”
Zhang Zhenmai frowned slightly, and asked, "What conditions?" ”
"It's very simple, that kid broke his brother's nose bone, so I have to pay my brother some medical expenses, it's not much, pay Lao Tzu 300,000!"
"What? 300,000?" Ma Xiaozhen, who was slamming the door, pretended to be angry: "Why don't you go and rob it!"
"Shut up!" Zhang Shimai glared at Ma Xiaozhen and replied to Brother Scorpion: "Okay!
"The second condition, that kid broke his brother's nose bone, the courtesy is still exchanged, I also have to break his nose bone, do you want to buy one get two free, and break two legs? haha. Brother Scorpion smirked.
Zhang Zhan stared at the other party, and there was silence for a while: "This ......"
"Oh yes, there is a third condition, brother ordered so many dishes, you have to appreciate some face, I just said, I want to do a little research, let that kid eat all these spicy dishes, see if the hemorrhoids will burst? ”
"Don't you like to let my brother sing to you? Speaking of pride, Brother Scorpion couldn't help but sing softly to Ma Xiaozhen: "The chrysanthemum is brilliantly wounded, your smile has turned yellow, the flowers are broken, and my heart is quietly flowing......"
The more Brother Scorpion sang, the happier he became, and Ma Xiaozhen suddenly appeared in his mind holding a chrysanthemum, with an expression of being blown up by the chrysanthemum, and he couldn't help but look up to the sky and smile.
Ha ha!
It's so cool!
It's so graphic!
"Laugh at your sister!"
Taking advantage of Brother Scorpion's laughter in the sky, Zhang Dump finally seized the opportunity, he picked up the pot of spicy pig's trotters that had already been in phase with his left hand, but picked up a pot of spicy boiled fish with his right hand, and smashed it at Brother Scorpion and the man nicknamed the tarantula, and shouted at Ma Xiaozhen at the same time.
"Run!"
"Snap" twice.
Brother Scorpion was hit head-on by the pot of spicy pig's trotters, and the chili oil flowed all over his face, and the miserable screams suddenly rang out. And the man nicknamed the tarantula gently stretched out his hand and took the pot of spicy boiled fish into his hand, and not a drop of fish soup was spilled.
At this moment, Zhang Zhan beckoned Ma Xiaozhen to run away, smashed the two of them with his left hand and right hand, and his feet were not chaotic at all, three steps and two steps, and he had already rushed to the door of the floor-to-ceiling window.
With the long-term tacit understanding with Ma Xiaozhen, he didn't need to look back to guess that Ma Xiaozhen must have followed behind him.
As long as the two of them jump one after the other, and jump off the platform on the second floor, that is the sea is wide and the fish jumps, and the sky is high and the birds fly!
However, Zhang Shan never expected that when he finally ran to the window and jumped into the air. Ma Xiaozhen followed, but did not jump with him, but stretched out his hand and hugged Zhang Zhen, who had already jumped in the air.
hugged back......
Pick it up......
Come back......
"You...... Why are you hugging me?"
Zhang Zhenmai, who still maintained an elegant diving action, turned his head to look at Ma Xiaozhen, and the corners of his mouth twitched.
"Oh buddy, what are you jumping on? Come and come, sit and sit, drink tea. ”
Ma Xiaozhen pressed Zhang Dump on the chair and added a cup of tea to Zhang's Dump.
Drink tea!?
Drink your sister's tea??
Looking at Ma Xiaozhen's sincere face, Zhang sold a mouthful of old blood and surged into his heart, almost squirting Ma Xiaozhen's face without being in charge.
I'm okay to jump off the building?
Why did I jump off the building, you don't know!?
If we don't jump off the building, we will be chopped up, do you know?
Nima!
Lao Tzu is making eye contact with you again, whispering to you, and talking to the scorpion brother for a long time, going around in a big circle, and finally spotting a chance to jump out of the window and run away......
As a result, you gave Lao Tzu a special handful back.
Is this the tacit understanding we have formed for a long time?
Is this my brother who lives and dies together?
Damn, how do you feel retarded?
Zhang's heart is like ashes, and his heart is full of a feeling of a dog.
"Oh, what a good spicy pig's trotter, it's all ruined for you. ”
Ma Xiaozhen's eyes fell on the pot of spicy pig's trotters again, this pot of delicious food with all the color and fragrance smashed on Brother Scorpion's poor nose, and fell to the ground again in Brother Scorpion's terrible screams, covered with dust, and he couldn't eat it.
"What a waste, what a waste. Ma Xiaozhen shook his head and looked like he was in pain.
"Don't worry, you can't waste it!" Brother Scorpion roared angrily: "You two roll over to Lao Tzu and lick all these dishes for Lao Tzu!"
"Oops, how are you stealing my lines?"
Ma Xiaozhen showed a surprised expression, stretched out his finger, pointed at Brother Scorpion, and then pointed at the man nicknamed Tarantula.
"You, and you! You two roll over to Lao Tzu and lick all these dishes clean for Lao Tzu!"
"Nani?"
Brother Scorpion and the man who sold Zhang widened their eyes together, and at the same time looked at Ma Xiaozhen with an idiot look.