Chapter 80: Is This a Fox?
Liu's stammering corpse sounded twice, and then it was silent.
Hold the grass! It can't be that the fan is dead? Could it be that our first test was declared a failure with the death of Comrade Liu Jieba?
Oh~~~~~
A long, hoarse breath sounded.
Oh! Yes, Comrade Stammering was alive, his eyelids struggled hard, and finally he slowly opened, his eyes were confused for a moment, and he was fixed on Tsing Yi's face.
With a loud sound, Liu stammered and jumped up from the ground, with one hand in his hands, he had already pinched Tsing Yi's neck, and at the same time, a string of Sichuan words came out of his mouth like a cannon, and he didn't understand a word.
Tsing Yi waved his palm lightly, and countless tentacles stretched out, wrapping Liu Stammering into a big dumpling in an instant, and threw it on the ground with a pop.
It's done. Tsing Yi clapped his hands and stood up.
Oh. I promised to leave with Tsing Yi, we have something to do, so Comrade Liu stammered and reflected on the ground for a while.
I can save people, and it's like a plug-in.
"You are here to do it, go out and you try, Lao Tzu guarantees that you will die quite well. Whenever I am happy, this thing will definitely come out like a ghost, and then a basin of cold water will be poured down, making my originally strong, upright, and hard ...... It's just going to be soft.
"What do you mean?" "As the old saying goes, you have to listen to the sound, although the old soul cleansing is very inauthentic, but it is absolutely reliable, this old thing, obviously there is something in the words.
"It means that here, you can't die if you want to. Cleansing the soul said.
The first thing I thought of was Liu stammering, shooting in vain? Death in vain? This thing must not be let Liu stammering, if this is known by him, I guess, he is fighting to be made by Tsing Yi to squat and pee for the rest of his life, he also has to slash Tsing Yi, and may even give me an arrow in the back.
"Old man, old ancestor, old immortal. I quickly licked my face and ran over, and the flattery on my face made me feel disgusting.
"What do you mean, is there another way here?" I asked.
Cleansing the soul must know what I'm talking about, the old man doesn't have many other hobbies, one is to pour cold water on me, and the other is definitely to spy on my privacy, I estimate how old I am to wet the bed, how old to quit milk, how old ...... I guess I know everything.
"Yes, there are very few things in the world that are separated from the formless, but this is definitely a special place, so just get someone who is free from the five elements. Cleansing the soul said.
Fuck off your uncle, what you said is the same as not saying it, people who are separated from the five elements, what is that?
"Are you stupid B? That's just an analogy, in short, anything that is detached from the five elements can be, such as exercises, spiritual power, or weapons. The Cleansing Soul looked at me with a look in his eyes that he hadn't seen for a long time.
"Moreover, your little brother is the one, that bells and whistles, chattering Tsing Yi, it is estimated that if it drags on any longer, he will be the first person to really hang up. ”
Forget about this, Tsing Yi is a goddamn spirit body, if it is really separated from the five elements here, this guy does not have the five elements of spiritual energy offerings, and it is estimated that he will become a human dry after a while, just like sun-dried raisins, of course, I mean a part here.
Exercises, spiritual powers, weapons, is this thing still detached from the five elements? Where the hell am I going to get this thing?
"You're a fool of you. The slap of the soul cleansing was already on my head, and my body was directly blasted out of the spiritual platform with a spin.
Hold the grass, your uncle, that's Lao Tzu's Lingtai, not your home, you are so fucking called to come and go, have you considered the identity of Lao Tzu's protagonist?
"Xiao Qi, that kid cultivates chaotic qi, just use chaotic qi. The voice of the soul cleansing sounded in my head.
Fortunately, it's good that Lao Tzu's mouth is a little slower this time, otherwise, after a wild squirt, whether the old thing will tell me this news will really become an unknown number.
Xiao Qi cultivates chaotic qi, we all know this, but what's the use of this chaos here? Let Xiao Qi blow people to death in one breath?
I thought that my brain hurt, and I was desperately trying to pick up my hair one by one.
Lingtaizhong.
"Broken Mountain, don't pull me, Lao Tzu is going to blow up his spiritual platform, Lao Tzu is just scattered in his soul, and he doesn't disdain to be with this kind of stupid B!" "Soul Cleansing roared at the top of his throat, and his hands and feet were even more frantically struggling, but unfortunately, for strength, it was not a matter of one or two points that Soul Cleansing was poor from Broken Mountain, so although Soul Cleansing struggled with both hands and feet, the result could only be dragged by Broken Mountain towards the depths of the spiritual platform.
"Little Seven. I shouted at the top of my voice.
"What's wrong? Big brother. Xiao Qi ran over, he didn't move, he didn't know what would happen, after all, he saw the arrow of Liu stammering just now, to be honest, a shot or an arrow headshot, even Xiao Qi, a guy who kills people like mustard, is trembling all over, after all, this guy faints blood, faints his own blood.
"Can you use that chaotic energy?" I asked.
"I don't know. ”
What? Can you use your own stuff that you don't know?
"Hurry up and try. I slapped Xiao Qi's head, Xiao Qi responded, and then closed his eyes, and experimented there with a constipated expression.
After all, it's my own thing, so it's just a moment, and Xiao Qi has already come over to report the good news to me.
It can be used, but it can only be like waxing a car, coated with a layer of chaotic qi on the outside of his dense flying swords.
"You try. I said.
"This ...... This ......" Xiao Qi stood there and watched for a long time, but in the end, he was also hesitant, as if he had never been sure.
There's no way, our Xiaoqi is a good boy, and it's incumbent on him to stab the bad guys. But let him prick his own people, this kid really can't do it.
"You pierce that. I pointed to the distance where I was confronting "myself".
There's no way, there are quite a few things that need to be determined now, so my "hanging B" who will come back to life must not die, and then, the god stick of Tsing Yi obviously can't die, once there is any emergency, it is good to have an idea. As for the two women, I don't have the courage to instigate Xiao Qi to stab them. The stutter has been done, and the replica has long since exploded into a cloud of smoke, so that only one is left to go.
It is incumbent upon him to pierce him.
Oh. Xiao Qi agreed, and the flying sword rose, but it was always circling around him, and he was still full of cuts, even if he didn't want to die, this kid still hesitated.
Until......
"Xiao Qi, give me a good time. The screams of the non-go-go-go-gotten rang out.
Xiao Qi's eyes finally flashed, maybe because he had finally made up his mind, of course, it could also be because he really couldn't stand it and didn't go to the appearance of the blood gourd now.
The flying sword flashed, piercing the head of the replica that had not yet been gone.
The replica banged, just like that kind of inflatable girlfriend met the flames, and it exploded directly to smithereens.
Hold the grass!
I was really scared, who would have thought that Xiao Qi would be so fierce, but fortunately, when I turned my head, I saw that I was still covered in blood, and I was standing there like a blood gourd.
It seems that this is done.
So, Xiao Qi began to run towards the rest of the people, but in just a few breaths, he had already slaughtered the remaining ones, and now, there are only me and my replica left.
It's a pity that after attacking a few times, Xiao Qi's brows furrowed again.
"What's wrong?" I called out to Xiao Qi weakly, I was also cut into a blood gourd, and when I saw my appearance, I was snickering beside me.
"Big brother, I can't kill you. ”
"Why?"
"You're amazing, and that thing of yours cleanses souls. Xiao Qi's face was depressed.
Xiao Qi, I decided that when I have time, I will definitely popularize language knowledge for you. What do you call that thing? What do you call it? I grinned at Xiao Qi, staring at Xiao Qi's flying sword constantly scurrying back and forth around my replica like a butterfly wearing flowers.
"Headshot?" I roared, if I don't get a fucking headshot, I'm going to be dried up by Xiao Qisheng.
"I can't blow it up. Xiao Qi was also depressed, and it was at this time that I deeply felt for the second time that the disadvantages of high strength, Lao Tzu was going to be cut into shreds, why didn't he die, give Lao Tzu a good time.
"Let's go together. Tsing Yi shouted.
As a result, a bloody, violent, inhumane, unsightly, and disheveled ...... Yes...... The war has finally begun, and I, as the absolute first protagonist of this book, am also a witness, a participant, the first victim, and the only victim of this war.
It's so inhuman. I tried my best to adjust my state, of course, I could only make myself as embarrassed as possible, after all, now I am facing a group of red-eyed perverts, and I found that Tsing Yi was black and ruthless when they beat me, and there were obviously some elements of personal vendetta in the communiqué.
Everybody is hitting a copy of me, but is there any difference between the one who steps on the horse and the one who beats me? Besides, didn't you say that one blow would be fatal? Qinxin, where are you kicking your feet?
I stooped over and crouched down, Qin Xin had just withdrawn her foot from between my replica's legs and turned her head to look at me.
Didn't you die? And then he kicked it up again.
Tsing Yi, when we get out of here, we have to talk, very seriously.
Soul Heart, this is a battle, it is a battle of a master who belongs to the soul realm, can you stinky girl not pick her hair? Can hair be deadly?
Anyway, after a fight, everyone was satisfied and killed my replica, and then an egg burst out of my body, which was big, the size of a head.
Everyone was surprised, how could they beat me and blow up my equipment? I looked at their eager expressions and quickly shouted to stop.
You guys, have you forgotten what we're here for? That egg wasn't exploded by Lao Tzu, it's something that must be dropped in this copy.
Hold the grass!
Hong Bo patted his head and said, his face full of guilt.
Tsing Yi was also patting his head, and a group of people saw Tsing Yi's movements, and suddenly realized that they were all patting their heads.
Hong Bo is the first I reluctantly believe it, you guys look at your expressions, can you fake it any more? Sing "Actor" to Lao Tzu here? Believe it or not, Lao Tzu beat you all into "Rainbow"? Of course, Hong Bo can't believe it, the bastard is definitely a bad learner, and he learned it from Tsing Yi.
I struggled to get up, my butt was still aching, and I looked at Liu with a gloomy face, and the thing turned his head and whistled.
Don't pretend to Lao Tzu, think that Lao Tzu didn't see your arrow shoot Lao Tzu's ass, right? Your ass shooting can be fatal? You shoot at Lao Tzu's sciatic nerve, at most, Lao Tzu will shoot Lao Tzu into a lower limb dysfunction, grass your uncle, Lao Tzu is a certified person, and Lao Tzu is the first in the school in anatomy.
Anyway, it's over here, and the egg is now in my hands, which is a reward for me, after all, this thing is the only thing that appears here.
The egg in his hand was beating non-stop, like a human heartbeat.
The light flashed, and we were next to Purr again.
When he saw us coming out, he grinned, his front paws raised, and the ape king grunted up, and his face was full of cuts, and at a glance he knew that it was scratched by sharp qi. Look at the purring paws, and there are pinches of monkey hair on them.
What's the matter? Got into a fight? And beat the Ape King back to his original form?
There was doubt in our eyes, so Purr explained, and the Ape King, as the only victim, was forced to accompany us again to recall his painful experience during this period of time.
The time inside is the same, the ape king began to be irritable the next day, and after the monkey's temper came up, he went out noisily to go around, so when he was "forced to be helpless", he could only use means to stop the irrational behavior of the ape king. It's a pity that the monkey is a monkey after all, just like the king of apes, he has nothing on the surface, and his heart is still a restless monkey heart. Therefore, the days of the Ape King can be imagined, especially after knowing that the time when we came out was very uncertain, there was quite a momentum to lay down a piece of the country to give us when we came out.
Therefore, the king of apes is beaten every day, and he is happy to snore, and he beats the child on a cloudy day, and he is idle when he is idle. Moreover, the name of snoring is beautiful: refining muscles and bones is beneficial. But in my opinion, refining the flesh and skin is real.
Reaching out and handing the egg to Purr, Purr didn't reach for it.
"You came out with it?" snorted at me.
There is a sense of foreboding.
"Ah...... Ah......h
"What's wrong?"
"You come out with it, and it is yours. Snorr said.
I'm very happy, I have written, when there are eggs, it is not a rare beast in a thousand years, or an ancient beast, and it is absolutely recognized as the Lord, for my use, once I get this divine beast, then I will definitely be a god to kill the gods and Buddhas in the future, I am the only one in the sky and the earth, and the people are dead and the birds are facing the sky...... Bah...... I can't say it anymore, and besides, Lao Tzu may be reconciled for the second time.
But where did my ominous premonition come from?
"When is it coming out?" I said, shaking my head, and asked snoring.
"It's coming. Snorr said, obviously, this product doesn't know the specific time, so he put on a leader's attitude, anyway, it's all empty words, ten days is fast, ten years is fast.
Who knows, what the snoring said this time is really not a false word, it is too fast.
There was a crackling sound on the big egg in my hand, and the eggshell had begun to crack densely in my face with surprise, a very normal step.
Then it must have been a piece of the eggshell falling off, revealing a small furry head, looking at me with closed eyes and a cute face.
It's a pity that Lao Tzu is not the emperor who has been advancing all the way.
The eggshell exploded with a bang, it really exploded, my face was yellow and green, a little bitter, a little astringent, it seemed to be a little ashamed, numb to the egg ground, this can't be amniotic fluid, right? I reached out and wiped it on my face.
The eggs in my hand were completely gone, and the only proof was the colorful liquid on my face now.
It's so cute. There were two exclamations around him, which were Wan Lingxin and Qin Xin.
I looked in the direction of the sound.,You two stinky girls.,This is called cute?
The creature in front of me, well, let's call it a creature for now. The hair is black, white and gray, but the eyes are white, it seems to be a dog, and there is a small tail wagging behind the buttocks, but it is an emerald green color, but it has four legs, and there are similar paws on the legs, but the weird thing is that this product has a paw and a color, in short, the overall shape of this product is like something drawn by a drunk and crazy painter, except for the colorful, where there is a little cute.
Wan Lingxin was about to hug him, but unfortunately, the little guy retreated instantly, screamed twice, and grinned a few fangs.
No, this scream? fuck, it's ugly, and besides, how does this thing feel like it's supposed to be a mother?
I looked at Snoring and gave Lao Tzu a reasonable explanation.
"Ah...... Oh...... "The purr also began to snort, so I doubt everything about this thing even more, and it is obvious that this thing is extremely not simple.
Hearing the sound of purring, the thing suddenly turned its head and barked twice at the dog.
So, we saw that the hair on the snoring body exploded, and the eyes were full of fear.
What the hell? The gods are scared?
Hold the grass! If you count it like this, is Lao Tzu really bloody to get a divine beast by his side?
was taken aback, and his snoring thoughts were much clearer, and he no longer spoke in a slurred manner.
"This eldest sister's name is Bai Aya. "That's right, it's the seven-foot white silk you think, snoring at us, the meaning in his eyes is obvious, but obviously, snoring doesn't dare to say it. After a slight pause, he snorted and continued: "Bai Aya Daxia is a fox, female, plump and well-proportioned, beautiful as a flower, skin is better than snow, there are hills overlapping and gold are extinguished, and the sideburns and clouds want to be fragrant and snowy, which can be called the best in the world, it is really a peak on the side of the ridge, the height of the distance is different, the convex convex, the ......"
"Stop, stop, stop, stop!" "Numb the egg, Lao Tzu is about to vomit, the fart is 5,000 words, can you subscribe to the collection or what?
Anyway, I know now, this thing is a fox, and it's a female fox, but that shape, are you worthy of the word white silk? You call Hua Aya not idle enough, isn't it? Moreover, how should Lao Tzu look at it, in order to see the high and low? You are a fucking erha, and you are still a cub, but what is the matter with your green tail and colorful paws that are about to become a pot of porridge? and what? and how many strings?