Chapter 88: Scourge, We're Serious
When I ask for a gift, I don't seem to have any good things in my hand.
Why don't you teach some spells or something?
The magic power here is completely from the high-grade goods of Zixiao Palace, which is definitely a few grades higher than those saints handed down by Taiyi Zhenren after summarizing, and adding the parallel goods that the second generation of disciples understand each other.
It's just that it's natural to give it to the apprentice, and it doesn't seem like a gift, right?
And accepting the apprentice to give a meeting gift seems to be a matter of course, and it can't be withheld.
Thinking like this, Lin Tian recalled in his mind that he had some good things that could be used as a meeting gift.
Gold, silver, jewelry, or something, you can't give it away.
If you refine the weapon, you can, but if you just refine some gadgets, it seems to be too uncompulsive.
After thinking about it for a while, Lin Tian didn't think about what he could do as a meeting gift.
Thinking about it, Lin Tian slapped his head suddenly.
Why are you so stupid.
I've just become an immortal, and I haven't saved anything good.
But isn't there a local tyrant next to him?
Moreover, this local tyrant is still known as the richest East China Sea Sky Palace in the Earth Immortal Realm!
The Dragon King of the Four Seas sits on the four seas, and since the beginning of the world, how many good things have to be saved, and he can blackmail him casually...... Uh, borrow some, isn't it okay?
Thinking of this, Lin Tian had an idea.
However, people who don't know each other always feel a bit unparticular about coming to the door to find someone to 'borrow' something, so they still need to find an excuse that can reasonably come to the door.
snapped his fingers, and Lin Tian had a plan.
"Nezha, don't worry, there will be gifts, and there will be good gifts. ”
Rubbing Nezha's head, Lin Tian released the Baqi Snake in Nezha's puzzled gaze.
As soon as he appeared, sensing that the air here was filled with aura hundreds of times more abundant than the palace where he was covered with a spirit gathering array, the Yaqi Snake directly roared excitedly.
And then, he was tragic.
Syllable!
With a slap on the face, Lin Tian looked at the Baqi Snake condescendingly.
"What's the roar, it's noisy!"
was slapped on the ground by Lin Tianyi, the Baqi Snake dared to be angry and didn't dare to speak, and he was so aggrieved that he wanted to cry.
"Well, little loach, do you see this cauldron? It's about to be eaten, do you feel about it?"
Yaqi Orochi: "......" I want to run, but I don't dare.
"Well, I don't have any feelings, so in other words, what do you want to say?"
Yaki Orochi: "......" I want to say, can you eat me?
"Okay! I see you don't have anything to say, it's really hard for you to still look like death at such a moment, and not to shame you loach people!"
As he spoke, Lin Tianyi slapped the head of the Baqi Snake.
Facing Lin Tian's palm, the Baqi Great Snake opened its mouth, but found that he couldn't say a word.
"Nima, Lao Tzu wants to say that Lao Tzu doesn't want to die yet!"
This is the last unspoken thought in the heart of the Yaki Orochi.
After slapping the Baqi Snake to death in Nezha's incomprehensible gaze, Lin Tianyi pointed out, and the body of the Baqi Giant Snake changed dramatically in an instant.
From a long worm, it became a golden dragon.
This golden dragon is the appearance of the third prince of the East China Sea Dragon Palace, who has just been turned into ashes by Lin Tianping's fall.
"Master, ...... are you?"
Looking at Lin Tian's approach, Nezha was even more puzzled.
What a good snake, what do you do with the stinky loach that he just killed?
Although this change is very thorough, even he, the murderer, can't tell if he doesn't see it with his own eyes, it's fake.
But what good can a dead loach do?
Besides, didn't you say that you would give him a greeting gift?
Nezha's heart was shattered, and Lin Tian had already finished the 'dragon skin', and he would become the third prince of the Dragon Palace in the East China Sea.
This one is truly broken into ten thousand pieces.
After that, Lin Tian threw every section of the body of the Yaqi Great Snake into the cauldron that had already boiled water.
He also picked some fairy grass and fairy fruits from an island in the East China Sea to spice up the flavor and added them to the pot.
Under the calcination of the true fire of Samadhi, in a short time, a pot of delicious snakes ...... Eh, the dragon meat soup is out of the pot.
Come, apprentice, eat.
After greeting Nezha, who kept sniffing, Lin Tian scooped up a piece of 'dragon meat' and put it in a bowl and ate it.
After a few pieces of meat were in his stomach, Lin Tian's mouth was already full of fragrance, obviously this snake soup stewed with immortal fruit was not ordinary.
Nezha was already salivating, and after eating dozens of pieces in succession, he lay on the ground with a bulging belly.
"Ah, it's delicious!"
He is still young, and his father Li Jing is an ordinary qi practitioner who was driven out of Kunlun by Master Du'er Zhenren because it is difficult to become an immortal, so it is naturally impossible for his family to have this kind of immortal beast meat for him to eat.
What's more, Lin Tian also added so many immortal grasses used as condiments.
was so delicious that it conquered Nezha's stomach in an instant, so that he even forgot about the meeting gift.
The two of them didn't eat much meat together, and they didn't even destroy one percent of the body of the Yaqi Snake.
It's just that for the remaining 'dragon meat', Lin Tian didn't put it away, and even stopped Nezha who wanted to take it back to his father and mother to taste.
Holding Nezha's little hand, Lin Tian used 'dragon blood' as ink and wrote two lines of small characters on the ground.
"Today, the dragon is slain on the coast of the East China Sea, and the dragon meat is stewed in the pot, which is very delicious.
The so-called solo happiness is not as good as public happiness, so the remaining dragon meat is left to taste with the latecomers. ”
Later name: Chen Tangguan, Ye Liangchen.
Well, that's right, you read that right.
Chen Tang Guan Ye Liangchen.
With Lin Tian's help, Ye Liangchen's name spread to the Earth Immortal Realm for the first time.
After leaving these words, Lin Tian took Nezha and left, his figure disappeared, and he had already arrived outside the gate of Chentang Pass when he reappeared.
When he arrived here, Lin Tian did not enter the city, but circled around the city wall of Chentang Pass, and carved Dao runes on the four walls of Chentang Pass with the dragon blood that had become no different from the third prince of the dragon under his transformation technique.
"That's it. ”
After doing all this, Lin Tian took Nezha into Chentang Pass and went straight to the General Soldier's Mansion.
As for whether Li Jing will welcome him.
Hehe, with his means, there are a thousand ways to make Li Jing kneel on the ground and sing conquest.
"Master, what are you doing with those ghost talismans?"
Stepping into the city gate, Nezha, whose stomach was no longer so swollen after some digestion of the food in his stomach, finally couldn't help the doubts in his heart, and asked in a milky voice.
Lin Tian: "...... this bear child, how can he speak?
Well, not like a child.
"Little one, Master, that's setting up the formation.
Those ghost paintings just now...... Those runes are formation runes.
The master arranged a forbidden space formation, and as soon as the formation was opened, even if Da Luo Jinxian came, he had to obediently fall from the sky for me. ”
As he spoke, seeing that Nezha still had an unaware cute expression, Lin Tian only felt that he was playing the piano to the cow.
Pursed his lips and said again, "Don't forget if you don't understand this, you just need to remember that if a dragon falls from the sky, you will stand on the edge of his landing before he falls, and pretend to be so frightened that you forget to dodge!"