026 I'm going to give you a monkey
This three-point line jumped and leaped over Zhou Pengfei's dunk, officially kicking off Ma Xiaozhen's offense.
The next time became Ma Xiaozhen's one-man dunk performance, crotch dunk, windmill dunk, tomahawk dunk, folding dunk......
All the dunks that people can imagine, including all kinds of dunks that people can't imagine, he performed them for everyone with ease.
No one can keep up with his pace, no one can stop his bounce, and no one can score a point from his defense.
And Zhou Pengfei, who could have been called a basketball wizard, was like a baby who couldn't play in front of him......
The players of the Chinese department raised their eyebrows and shouted hoarsely;
Niu Jian on the field slapped his thigh wildly, and slapped his leg that didn't cramp to cramp;
The Jedi counterattacked, shamed before the snow, and put it to death and come back to life!
It's so exciting!
None of the players in the physical education department dared to stop in front of Ma Xiaozhen to defend.
Just kidding, whoever dares to defend will be split on whom's head, and who wants to be the background of the tragic split on the school's Weibo poster tomorrow?
Shame, shame!
And the girls off the field also began to turn against each other and began to shout rhythmically!
"Flip-flops!flip-flops!flip-flops!"
Even Chen Moyao in the audience widened her beautiful eyes, looking incredulous.
She only vaguely hoped that Ma Xiaozhen might have a ghost idea to turn the situation around, but she didn't expect that his basketball skills would be so domineering......
The score was overturned without any suspense.
0-36, 12-36, 36-36, and eventually 78-36.
A shocking reversal.
There is only one thought in the hearts of every audience.
It's horrible, it's horrible......
And the most excited thing is the referee Zhang Nansheng, his mood is like a tsunami, the sky is falling apart.
He's played basketball all his life, he's watched basketball all his life, but he's never seen a guy like this guy in flip-flops......
The layman looks at the bustle, and the insider looks at the doorway.
Only Zhang Nansheng, who is engaged in basketball major, knows what level Ma Xiaozhen's dunks are......
This guy in flip-flops is even more Michael Jordan than Michael Jordan, and even more Vince Carter than Vince Carter......
At the 1988 Slam Dunk Contest, basketball god Michael Jordan won the hearts of all the judges with an elegant dunk from the free throw line, scoring a perfect 50 points.
In the 2000 Olympic Games, Vince Carter, the king of dunks, broke the ball in the front court, jumped in the penalty area, flew over the French center, and won a shocking tomahawk-style dunk, known as the "death dunk".
These two dunks can be called the most classic dunk pictures of the two generations of flyers, and have been talked about by countless basketball fans for more than ten years......
But the guy in the flip-flops actually went far beyond Jordan and Carter's classic dunk moves to put it mildly.
He started to jump and dunk from the three-point line, about a meter farther than Jordan's free throw line, and what was even more terrifying was that he jumped over Zhou Pengfei's head on the way and completed a cross-man dunk jumping from the three-point line......
Whether it is Michael Jordan or Vince Carter, they are both tall and have long arms, and a height of about two meters plus an arm span of about two meters can be worthy of a successful dunk.
But this kid is only about 1.75 meters and wears a pair of flip-flops......
And the most terrifying point is that any dunk king in history needs time to run and sprint when completing such a difficult dunk action, so that he can fully accumulate strength and jump up.
And this thing wearing flip-flops, Ya's jump does not need to run at all, and even the knees are not fully bent and accumulated, as long as the toes are lightly, you can instantly pull up one or two meters......
Is this guy still human?
If you can wear a pair of regular basketball shoes, what kind of terrible realm will the bounce of this product reach?
As soon as he thought of this exciting question, Zhang Nansheng couldn't help but burst into tears.
There is salvation!
The basketball of the Great Xia Kingdom is finally saved!
Be sure to recommend him to the Great Xia National Men's Basketball Professional Club!
finally came to the end of the game, and the excited Zhang Nansheng shed tears and immediately went to find Ma Xiaozhen.
"Boy, I see that your skeleton is a basketball prodigy, follow me ......"
"Bang bang bang-"
Before Zhang Nansheng finished speaking, he was knocked to the ground by the surging crowd that spread in an instant, and countless girls' Qianqian jade legs, hemp rod thin legs, and thriving elephant legs stepped on Zhang Nansheng's body one after another, and used various charging and intercepting savage collision skills to kill him, surrounding Ma Xiaozhen to the ground.
Joke!
The blind man can also see that this thing must be a future NBA superstar, and he must be a shining figure in the world!
Give him water, towels, QQ and WeChat, sign and take a group photo!
If you can take a photo with him, you can also brag to your children and grandchildren in the future - your mother talked and laughed with super basketball superstar so-and-so back then......
"God, I'm going to give you a monkey!"
"Add me add me, my WeChat account is melancholy Sayuri......"
"Get out! Don't squeeze forward when you're all lily! Male god, I'm not a lily, I like men, think about me......"
"You're so talented Lily, pop ......"
"Oh, you little slut dare to hit me!
"Whew-"
The girls rushed up one after another, crowded, shouting, infighting, and biting each other and pounced on Ma Xiaozhen, hairpins, bras, masks, and leggings scattered all over the ground......
Chen Moyao took a bottle of water and was about to hand it to Ma Xiaozhen, but was blocked by the surging crowd.
"Uh...... Let's let, trouble let's ......"
In front of everyone's eyes, Ma Xiaozhen struggled to separate the surging crowd, and still took the bottle of mineral water in the hands of Chen Moyao, who was blushing, and took a few sips.
Ma Xiaozhen: "There are too many people, let's go." ”
Chen Moyao blushed and nodded: "Hmm." ”
"Let's let'......, let's "
And then...... Ma Xiaozhen calmly launched his green shared bicycle and left with Chen Moyao swaggering.
The heroic boy on the court, carrying a girl in a white dress with a goddess school flower, drove a bicycle into the distance, like a watercolor painting of campus youth.
"Why...... It's Chen Moyao again......"
"Looks, figure, personality, which of us is worse than her......"
Thousands of girls shed tears of humiliation and unwillingness.
Belch...... You're all worse than others, and a few streets away, okay......
The male compatriots silently spit groans in their hearts.
And Zhou Pengfei, who was originally in the limelight, became uncared for, and he sat on the field for a long time in despair, and finally prepared to leave.
In just a distance of more than ten meters, Zhou Pengfei fell twice.
I finally got into my Audi Q7 and was about to drive away, but I put the forward gear into reverse.
With a "bang", the butt of the Audi Q7 hit the lamppost.
There was another "bang", and the street lamp on the lamppost fell and hit the windshield of the Audi Q7.
Q7 was hit twice, but Zhou Pengfei didn't seem to find it, and drove away as if he had lost his soul, which shows the big blow.
......
After a long time, the onlookers finally left.
A man who had fallen to the ground with footprints twitched his hands and finally struggled to get up on the ground.
Referee Zhang Nansheng - the forgotten man waved in the direction of Ma Xiaozhen with trembling hands, and shouted in a hoarse voice:
"Wait, I'm going to refer you to a professional basketball club......"