Chapter Twenty-Five: The Stupid Robber
Seeing three people running towards the exit of the forest, several scouts of the bandit group lurking on the side looked at each other and sent a signal to the ones behind. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
A whistling echoed through the forest.
Roland hugged the noble lady with an anxious face, he felt that the noble lady had been out of breath and less in breath, and why was the necklace absorbing the ice elf, but the owner of the necklace was frozen? There was a roar in front, Roland remembered that it was a bandit group that specialized in ambushing at the entrance and exit of the forest, and he was also threatened by them several times when he was a mercenary adventurer before, but at this time, he must hurry up and rush through, just report the name of his father.
However, the dwarf Colin Ironbeard was visibly tense when he heard the whistling, but when he saw that Roland did not stop and continued to run, he hurried to follow. He couldn't stand it anymore after several hours of running wildly, he completely relied on the self-perseverance of the warrior to prompt his two little short legs to follow Roland, he knew very well that as long as he lost it, he would definitely be besieged by the demonic beasts. It should be no problem with the bandit group up there, but Roland is a guy in Daddy's shop, and the parrot, uh?
The two continued to run, and before they had run a few hundred meters, more than 100 people came out of the bushes on both sides of the road in front of them, the first one was naked, with long hair scattered indiscriminately, looking like a humanoid lion from a distance, he carried a mace on his shoulder, and yelled at Roland: "Stop!"
Roland finally stopped, and was about to speak when he was cut off by the humanoid lion. "This is Lao Tzu's territory, and you have to hand over half of what you got in the forest from here. ”
After speaking, the mace swung heavily, and a majestic fighting spirit swept towards Roland, who was caught off guard and had to draw a long sword with one hand to block it. Fighting abruptly, Roland took a few steps back, his eyes full of anger.
"Huh, this sword seems good, I want it. The humanoid lion said with a big grin, and then a short robber behind him stepped forward a few steps to his side, stood on tiptoe and whispered to him, and the humanoid lion looked at Roland when he heard it, oh, it should be the noble lady in Roland's arms, although he only looked at half of the side face, but it was indeed beautiful and moving. "Oh, that woman, you put it down, Lao Tzu wants it too. ”
Roland finally became angry when he heard this, his face distorted, he was not like this normally, but since taking the medicine fed to him by Barbossa the parrot, he felt a kind of irritability in his heart.
"Yo, you kid dare to look at me like this again? hmm? still look at me, Lao Tzu is going to skin him alive!" The humanoid lion waved his hand, and a group of 100 robbers scattered to approach Roland, his sword unsheathed, bow and arrow stringed.
Roland took a few deep breaths, suppressed the irritability in the center, and spoke, "I'm Roland, Daddy Tom's buddy. ”
The short sentence spread like magic, and then all the thieves stopped and looked at their boss.
The humanoid lion was also stunned when he heard this, Nima, isn't it, I've been waiting for several days to finally wait for someone who can grab it, and it's actually my father's person?
"Fart, he's talking nonsense, don't believe it, go up and kill him. It was still the little robber, and he jumped up and shouted excitedly.
Well, it's possible! No, yes, it must be, this kid must be talking nonsense and fooling me under the guise of his father. The humanoid lion was about to wave his hand again for his men to come up, but he saw the boy who called himself Roland wipe the filth from his face with his hand and straightened the hair that blocked his face.
"I'm Roland, tavern man, and I'm sure any of you know me!" Roland shouted again.
"Huh, it's Roland!" "Roland, I see." "Oh, it was the boy who poured the wine. ”
Listening to the voices of the subordinates next to him who knew Roland, the humanoid lion hesitated again, carefully imagining that there was indeed a man named Roland in Daddy's shop, hey, let's let him go.
"Boss, it doesn't matter who he is, this is in the misty forest, that daddy can't manage so far, you look at that woman, so beautiful, I think it's still a virgin, it must taste good." And that kid is in a hurry to get out, he must have gotten something good in the Misty Forest, what do you say he is a tavern guy doing in the Misty Forest? He must have been fired by his father and returned to be a mercenary!" the dwarf robber jumped up and down again to bewitch his own boss.
This kid seems to have said it well, the humanoid lion looked at him, touched his chin, Lao Tzu was a robber, robbed it, and suddenly roared, and he lifted his mace and walked forward, and the dwarf robber followed, looking at Roland's face full of ill intentions.
However, there was a tremor in a nearby tree, and a parrot flew out, and the parrot's shrill tone said, "You garbage dare to rob Daddy? Don't you want Daddy's protection? Or do you want to go to Death?"
A parrot, a talking parrot, a parrot that dared to threaten itself, the humanoid lion was furious, and the mace was raised and ready to smash at the damn parrot. However, several of his subordinates rushed forward to hug him, shouting incessantly: "Don't boss, that's Daddy's parrot, Daddy's!"
A cold sweat broke out of his head, and a strong uneasiness emerged from his heart, and he saw the parrot clearly, exactly like the tsundere flower-feathered parrot standing on his father's shoulder. The mace in his hand fell to the ground, his whole body seemed to collapse, his eyes looked blankly ahead, and all kinds of dark future after offending his father were revealed...... There was a sound of pushing each other behind me, and there were already robbers who had begun to run away, what was going on? Normally, I was thoughtful, but today I had to do it without saying anything, and where did I go with my usual psychology of seeking advantage and avoiding disadvantage?
Suddenly, the humanoid lion looked back, just in time to see the little robber who kept bewitching himself running with the crowd, he didn't care about the parrot of the old man in front of him, he picked up the mace again and chased after the dwarf robber, the dwarf thief turned around to see, the already white face was even whiter at this time, and the runaway, a humanoid cat and mouse show began.
"Hmph, a bunch of garbage humans. Barbossa the parrot snorted disdainfully, turned his head and flew over to Roland. "What are you doing, this girl is almost hopeless, you don't want to get out of the forest soon. ”
When Roland heard the parrot say this, he picked up the noble lady in a panic, and ran with the dwarf Colin behind the bandit army to the entrance and exit of the forest. The picture of this scene is amazing, as if two people are chasing a group of people, and the mercenary adventurers who come and go nearby are stunned. There was someone who knew both sides, and he said to the side, it must be those stupid robbers who want to rob Roland, who is Roland? Behind it is the man with his father!