Chapter 3: Failure Again
"This is too fucking bloody, isn't it?" I was possessed by the legendary system? I used to like to read system texts, but I didn't expect to become one of them one day.
At this time, a strange voice sounded in Song Bin's mind again: "When I meet such an unlucky host as you, even I am unlucky." ”
"You are an ancestor, when did you run into my body?" Song Bin likes to watch the system to be true, but he doesn't want to be kidnapped by the inexplicable system, so he runs all day to do this and that.
"Of course it's when you're playing the game, I'm lurking in the game console, just waiting for someone to come to the door, but who knows if I'm as unlucky as you. ”
Song Bin frowned suddenly, recalling that he was inexplicably electrocuted, could it be that he was possessed by the system at that time, so he was electrocuted? This also explains why he was not electrocuted.
"What are you doing in my body?" Song Bin looked a little unkind and a little helpless at the same time.
"Of course it's collecting energy, otherwise what do you think I'm going to do?"
"Hey, your system is not authentic, I see that other people's systems bring benefits to the host, and you fucking occupy Lao Tzu's body to collect energy?" Song Bin was a little speechless about his bad luck.
"Don't complain there, even if you complain, that person should be me. The hosts of other people's families are the darlings of God, and my luck is so good that I am an unlucky egg. ”
"Paralysis, you're the unlucky guy, your whole family is the unlucky guy. Song Bin saw that the system began to complain, and he was even more annoyed.
"Get out of the way, I said how come I was so unlucky, I flew well in the spaceship in the spaceship, how did I suddenly have an accident above the earth, and turned into a wisp of energy, it turned out that I was harmed by the bad luck of your unlucky bastard. ”
"Okay, okay, you're the system, you're awesome. Song Bin felt a little big: "Your system is too unsophisticated, and without saying hello, you shortened my chicken by one centimeter." ”
"You're stupid, right? Didn't I say hello to you? I told you 7 days ago, and if the task fails, JJ will shorten by one centimeter, and you're stupid yourself, don't you blame me for not executing? Besides, I've already given you N hours of relaxation, and if you still don't execute, then I can only fulfill it. ”
"Damn, won't you remind you a few more times afterwards?" Song Bin was speechless, so he said it for the first time, how do I know if it's an illusion. You remind it a few more times afterwards, even if Lao Tzu thinks about the chickens, he has to carry it out.
"I didn't need to warn you. ”
"Then is there a task now?" Song Bin has completely lost his skills to this system that does not enter the oil and salt, and now he should hurry up and see if there is a task, and turn his chickens back to normal, it is not big, this fucking shortened by 1 centimeter, which still makes people not live.
"Yes, just like the last mission, this is a beginner's mission, and it won't change until you complete it. ”
"Can you change the reward? I don't want any game character abilities, I just want my chickens to get back to normal. Song Bin hurriedly began to discuss the replacement of rewards, in his opinion, what kind of game character's ability is useless.
"Since the content of the quest will not change, the reward will certainly not change, if you want the reward you are talking about, complete the beginner task first, and then pray if there will be the reward you want in the future. ”
"Count you ruthless. After Song Bin took a sip, he put on his pants and returned to the ward.
After putting on his clothes, Song Bin came directly to the hospital billing office: "Ward 307, discharged." ”
"I'm sorry, but you must get permission from the doctor to be discharged, and please go back to the ward first, and then you can be discharged after the doctor's examination. The toll collector in the toll window chick said to Song Bin very kindly.
"Damn, your dean is a neuropath, right? What kind of neuropathy regulations are this, and the doctor's consent must be required for discharge? If I meet a black-hearted doctor and refuse to let me be discharged, will I still live in your hospital for the rest of my life?" Song Bin's lungs are about to explode, and he now has a big deal to do about his happy life in the future.
Song Bin felt that he was really moldy and went to his grandmother's house, thinking that if he didn't die, he would have a blessing. Who knew that it would still be so unlucky, and it would be okay to run into an unreasonable system, and even live in a hospital and be admitted to such a neurological hospital.
Song Bin just wanted to scold, but happened to see his attending doctor appear in the field of vision. Song Bin didn't say a word, and rushed to the doctor in three or two steps: "I want to be discharged." ”
"Isn't this Xiao Song, why did you run out by yourself? How can this work, hurry back to the ward, cooperate with the examination, if you are sure that everything is normal, I will naturally discharge you from the hospital." The doctor said unhurriedly.
"Fuck off, you are paralyzed, don't you see that Lao Tzu is jumping around and there is nothing going on? You just fucking want to blackmail Lao Tzu and let Lao Tzu spend money in vain, right? Lao Tzu will kill you today. Song Bin kicked the doctor to the ground, and he was already extremely angry at this time.
I've been in the hospital for a whole week, and I've been checking every day. Paralyzed, it's been so many days, you should have checked everything you want to check, right? You actually let yourself be hospitalized, you are clearly a black-hearted hospital, specializing in slandering people.
"Oh yo~~ Now the young man, oh, why are they so violent. If you don't agree with each other, you don't care if you live or die. Kindly let you be hospitalized for a check-up, as if it was hurting you. The doctor got up from the ground, still puffing up.
"Oh oh oh... Oh, you MA big, do you really think you are Tang Seng alive?" Song Bin kicked again, the doctor just stood up and fell down, Song Bin was condescending, looking at the doctor with a cruel face: "I ask you again, let me not let Lao Tzu be discharged from the hospital." ”
"Oh~~ I'll be discharged from the hospital, what are you doing beating people? The doctor got up again, and Song Bin heard that he was still there, and raised his fist and wanted to smash it. Seeing this, the doctor hurriedly ran to the charging window and explained that Song Bin could be discharged.
After Song Bin got out of the hospital, he felt a pain in his heart, TNND, he stayed in the hospital for 7 days, and it actually cost more than 20,000 yuan.
After taking a few deep breaths of fresh air, Song Bin's anger gradually decreased. Then he went straight to the video game city non-stop, and found an arcade hall at random and walked in.
After exchanging a few game coins, Song Bin thought about it, since he can get the ability of the game character after clearing the customs, of course he has to choose a great character. After Song Bin's eyes rolled a few times, he put his idea on the special version of the King of Fighters 97, if you want to talk about, the sun shining on the big snake is definitely the best of the best.
After Song Bin invested in the game currency, in addition to the big snake, he randomly chose two other characters. Anyway, the task given by the system is to clear the level with only one character, so it doesn't matter if the other characters are other than the big snake.
After a while, Song Bin cleared the customs with the big snake as he wished. However, the tragedy is that there is a voice in his head that makes him vomit blood: "The mission fails, and the host's little JJ will be shortened again by 1 cm after 1 minute." ”