Chapter 80: I'm so bored, then let Ye Qing ......
Ye Qing looked into his mind, and as expected, another task came. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
He didn't have any idea of wanting to open it, although he didn't know what the task would be, but he couldn't understand what he had already known about this group of cheating book friends.
He dares to make a hundred bets, and it is definitely a task to be a dead cheat!
If there is a chance to refuse to accept the task, Ye Qing believes that he will definitely refuse the task without even looking at it.
Unfortunately, he doesn't have that power these days.
"Accept!"
It's just that when he saw clearly what this mission was, Ye Qing was instantly petrified.
He opened his mouth to say something, but in the end, he endured it again.
Ye Qing took a deep breath, suppressed the idea of scolding, and tried to make himself look calmer.
It's just that the twitching corners of his mouth completely betrayed him.
At this time, no one knew what kind of grass he was in his heart, like 10,000 grass and mud horses roaring past.
Even if Ye Qing had already prepared for this to be a dead task, he could never have imagined that this group of goddamn book friends would actually release such a perverted mission.
Ye Qing looked at this task a little sluggishly, and after returning to the Earth from the Broken Void in the future, the idea of teaching the scholars to be human beings became even more determined.
......
In the group of book friends, it is a different scene at this time.
In the past few days, Ye Qing has been working hard to cultivate if he wants to break through the second bottleneck, so he rarely has time to pay attention to the book friend group, so he naturally doesn't know what is going on in the book friend group.
As Ye Qing thought before, what book friends want to read is interesting, plotted, and ups and downs, but in the past few days, Ye Qing has been in cultivation, and the chapters converted into are naturally boring content.
If it's one chapter or two chapters, it's nothing, but Ye Qing has been cultivating for several days in a row, and all of them are the content of his cultivation, so of course the book friends have opinions.
And today, many book friends finally couldn't bear it anymore, and after complaining about him, they were ready to make trouble.
If you want the protagonist to stop cultivating, the only way is to issue a quest so that the protagonist doesn't have time to cultivate.
After some discussion, the book friends did not think of a suitable task.
can't say no, for example, Sang Niang raised her hands and feet in favor of letting the protagonist engage in the task of base, which is very in line with the idea of the rotten girl in the group.
Unfortunately, other book lovers are extremely opposed.
Another example is the task of stealing Aunt Su Yan'er's towel and licking it as requested by the ancient beast, the Lich King, which has been approved by many big men who pick their feet.
It's a pity that this task has been sternly protested by the corrupt female girls.
In the end, under the coordination of the two sides, the Rotten Girl Girls Party and the Foot Picker temporarily reached an agreement on the strategic purpose: You don't issue the task of making a base, and I won't issue the task of stealing my aunt's towel.
Otherwise, let's all die together.
As a result, book lovers still don't think about what tasks to post.
How can the protagonist end his cultivation and go out to do something?
"It's so boring, the protagonist cultivates every day, it's really boring, can't he go out and pretend to be a slap in the face, and then practice, and then continue to go out and pretend to be a slap in the face, and then practice?"
"Hehe, if you really want to write like that, I won't read it, it's too routine!"
"That's right, the current fantasy novels are basically the model you said, cultivation - and then pretend to be forced to slap the face - then practice - and then pretend to be forced to slap the face, if the phoenix eyes are written like this, then the book will fall into clichΓ©. β
"yes, I finally had a new idea, but don't ruin it like this. β
"Then you say, what mission are we going to issue? β
"I don't know, I can't remember it for the time being. β
"That's right, there are only a few characters in this book so far, and I can't find the right person to let the protagonist go out and do things. β
"Phoenix eyes are really cheating.,You can't learn from other authors.,Let the protagonist go out and make trouble if he's fine.,Get a large group of enemies out.,It's best to look at the world and I'm the enemy.,If that's the case.,Let's release the task and release some.γ β
Book friends have discussed, or complained.
It's just that half a day has passed, and there is still no result.
"Have any of you ever used the little blue pill? I've been feeling a little overwhelmed lately and want to try it!"
And at this moment, suddenly, indifference bubbled up, so asked.
There was a pause in the group of book friends, and then, Hana Sakura was the first to say, "How many seconds?"
Indifferently nodded a little, and then said: "A few seconds your sister! Lao Tzu is just a little powerless, not that!"
"I never use that thing, my brother's body is very good, once every three days, once for three days at a time!"
"Oh, what a coincidence, so am I!" Ke Yunwee @ only love Zilan.
"You're so frustrated, old man once a week, once a week!" replied sadly at the end of the ceremony.
"Hahaha, you're a yarn, brother once a month, once a month!" Sang Niang laughed.
Suddenly, the others posted a series of dots, and said disdainfully: "Sang Niang, are you a good girl, you have a p a month at a time!"
"Who said I'm a girl, I'm a man, okay!" Sang Niang said with a voice changer.
"What are you talking about? What is the little blue pill? And what?"
At this moment, suddenly, the smart sporadic popped up and asked curiously.
However, after finishing speaking, he seemed to understand, and suddenly said disdainfully: "It turned out to be the League of Legends, what did I think, you guys are too frustrated, if my family doesn't care about me, I can masturbate for a year!"
Immediately, sporadic followed up with a memoji that I wasn't targeting anyone, I just said that everyone here is spicy chicken.
When everyone saw this scene, they were silent for a few seconds.
Well, sporadic classmates, you won again.
Fuck your sister's League of Legends.
Are we talking about the same thing?
Do you have a year to?
Why don't you masturbate the destruction of the world?
And Sporadic saw that the group was silent for a while, and suddenly became even more disdainful of everyone: "When I played League of Legends, I didn't even have to drink saliva for a day and a night, what kind of blue pills do you eat, hehehe...... Let me tell you, this game relies on coquettish operation and unparalleled overall view, if you can't do these two things, let alone take any small pills, even if you eat the keyboard, you will lose!"
At this moment, I don't know how many book friends rubbed their heads vigorously.
What to do?
and a wise ...... Ahh
Could it be that I told him directly, why did I talk about viagra?
What if, he doesn't even know what Viagra is?
Also,Do you want to tell the sporadic that the so-called masturbation and masturbation,There is also a difference?
Although they are all to be used.
Forget it, there are so few pure people in the world, so don't defile the bits and pieces of purity.
Book friends felt that discussing this topic with sporadic people had the feeling that he had forcibly lowered their IQ, so they consciously shifted their front and returned to the topic of what task to post.
And suddenly, a thought arose in the hearts of many book friends.
"Hey, how about letting Ye Qing take some spring (harmony) medicine when he is idle?"
The thought just came to mind, and suddenly many people's hearts became excited.
This task is good, isn't Ye Qing King Kong not bad, indestructible, and extremely strong, and even the scissors are broken?
Maybe, he can really do it once a month, once a month?