"You can't. The Ghost King grinned at me and smiled, his snow-white teeth like those of a vicious dog.

"You try. "I raised an eyebrow at the Ghost King.

The Ghost King's face was instantly gloomy, and the power of his palm suddenly surged. And my heart finally burst open under this grasp.

The ghost king looked at me with a cruel smile, and I also looked at the ghost king with a provocative expression.

Green light began to pour in from behind him.

The Ghost King instinctively wanted to withdraw his palm, but found that his wrist seemed to be connected to my palm, and then grew firmly in my chest together.

"Why aren't you dead yet!" the ghost king drank vigorously, his whole body was full of breath, and in just an instant, the skin of my whole body was already like dry land, suddenly swept by a gust of wind, mottled all over the ground.

"Silly, than. I raised an eyebrow at the Ghost King, and then pouted behind the Ghost King.

The Ghost King turned back.

So, he saw a green glow in the sky, rushing to his face.

So, the skin of the ghost king, like mine, was mottled like a dry earth swept by a strong wind.

It's just that the ghost king disappeared not only from the skin, but also with the flesh and blood under the skin.

The green light finally converged on my body, and at this time, the ghost king was still standing on my body, but only a white skeleton remained, dim.

The palm of his hand was forced, and the palm of the ghost king was pulled out of his chest, and then in a blink of an eye, it had turned into a pile of bone meal, falling in a row, through the grass all over the ground under his feet, and finally fell into a flower fertilizer.

And the Immortal Peak at this time is the real Immortal Peak.

The dead wood behind him was still a few meters high, but there were already a few more shoots on the canopy, swaying gently like the endless green grass under his feet.

In the spirit platform, the Vermilion Bird, Soul Cleansing, and Broken Mountain stood there neatly, their faces were calm, and they couldn't see too many expressions. The Seven Tribulations were erected not far away, but they had completely changed their appearance, so high that even in my spiritual platform, I didn't seem to feel its height, and the thick body of the tree could no longer see the slightest edge.

"How much time do I have left?" I didn't have much to twitch, but I understood this the moment the Ghost King pinched my heart. Soul cleansing is not omnipotent, before the God Realm, this old man can help me change my life against the sky, and even the existence of the general hanging, but after arriving in the God Realm, the kind of attack and damage mixed with the power of heaven and earth is no longer easy to repair by the soul cleansing, especially this kind of damage to complex organs, such as the heart and head, the soul cleansing is powerless.

"Seven days. "Soul cleansing said very calmly.

"Made, it's not bad, at least she didn't rattle and died. I stretched and smiled at the three people around me.

"Well, that's good, at least you can live to burn yourself a first seven. Broken Mountain said with a serious face, mixed with a little relief.

I gestured my middle finger at the broken mountain, why did it sound so awkward?

I sat down, lay on the ground and stretched hard again, my face did not have the despair of a normal person on the verge of death, but a happy look.

With his eyes closed, he tried to breathe a few breaths of fresh air. Not to mention, my spiritual platform is really good now, because of the existence of the Seven Tribulation Tree, the air here is very fresh, at least, when I am in the world, this fresh air is very difficult to smell.

I don't know if the people of Tianjin will be drunk if they enter my spiritual platform?

After lying comfortably for a long time, I finally sat up lazily.

Alas, in fact, this death is like that, especially after knowing the exact date of my death, I am much more relaxed.

And just as I was squinting my eyes in enjoyment to admire my spiritual platform, a round belly appeared in front of me so inappropriately.

Roll ...... I stretched out my hand and waved it like a fly, trying to get rid of the unsightly belly in front of me.

"Hey, little brother, long time no see. "The Henan dialect exploded in my ears, and I had already pulled back my thoughts that were about to wander outside the object.

Taking two steps back, I struggled to tilt my neck back, finally making sure who the belly in front of me was coming from.

"How did you get in?" I grunted and got up, but instead of rushing to confirm the person in front of me, I looked around first, yes, this is still my spiritual platform. So, my palm stretched out, and I had accurately grabbed the fat man's neck, and my saliva was even more wanton on the fat man's face.

"I'm also a Hades, you can save me some face. Hades licked his smiling face and played with me haha.

Face your uncle, if you are still alive in the world, Lao Tzu will definitely give you enough face for the sake of being a big man, but you look at your current virtue, ** belly, a lewd smile, which point of your girl looks like the king of Hades.

"What's the matter with me?" I lay back on the ground, but there was no way, there were no chairs in the altar, and I had to lie on the ground to show my reluctance.

Made, these seven days are boring, if it takes a long time, should I decorate the altar? Hire a black-hearted decoration team, and wait until the girls finish decorating Lao Tzu, and then lock them up in the altar directly.

"You can't die yet, there's still something to be done. Hades crouched beside me and looked at me with a smile.

"Cut, Lao Tzu doesn't want to die, but you can also see that Lao Tzu was beaten by someone else's heart, so I have to die if I don't want to die now. I shrugged my shoulders.

"You

It's not like you don't want to die. ”

"Lao Tzu is going to die, and you can't make Lao Tzu happy for two days?"

"You don't want to think about Tsing Yi them?"

"No, anyway, they are also masters of the God Realm, as long as they don't die, they shouldn't have a short life. Moreover, whoever dies in the end is not all dead, and they are dead. ”

"And what about your little?"

Hey, don't talk about this dead fat man, I forgot, Made, anyway, Lao Tzu is going to die now, and that Lao Shizi's Nine Turns Soul Restoration Pill shouldn't be needed, simply, Lao Tzu directly took it for Wan Lingxin. But after thinking about it again, I am going to die on a horse, and I am also harming other girls, is it a bit too unparticular? It doesn't matter if it is harmed, after all, in this society, the priority and the stake can no longer be measured simply by gender. But what if you accidentally kill someone? Before you can climb in, you give his father the first seven days? It's. I quickly shook my head and dispelled my thoughts.

So, I glanced at Hades.

"I don't want to. I pouted.

"Cut, don't pretend, Lao Tzu doesn't know the little ninety-nine in your heart yet. ”

"You little doesn't count, you don't want to try...... Ang ......, "Hades raised my eyebrows at me, as obscene as I wanted.

"What? is there that thing in the underworld?" I sat up.

"Haven't you heard of it? The two oldest professions, one is prostitute and woman, and the other is murder and hand, both of which rely on their bodies and crafts to eat. Hades changed his posture, and after taking a few breaths, he continued: "Moreover, this first ancient profession does not require any craftsmanship, just be able to move." ”

Nima, do you know that you are the king of Hades? As the so-called upper beam is not right, the lower beam is crooked, and the crooked one of your horses is about to become a crooked neck tree.

"Tell me, how am I going to live?"

Lao Tzu is also a tree with a crooked neck.

"Actually, it's simple, you don't just have the heart of the underworld. Hades looked at me with a deep seduction in his eyes.

That's right, the one who rides the horse, Lao Tzu is not a person from the underworld, Lao Tzu still has a body in the world, and there is still a heart in the body.

It's just that I looked at Hades, and then at the Seven Tribulations Tree in the distance, and lay down again.

Made, the Seven Tribulations Tree is now just over three tribulations, and there are still four tribulations waiting for me, Lao Tzu is estimated to not be able to wait for these seven days.

"Stupid, the five tribulations after the Seven Tribulations Tree can be opened artificially, and if you open it directly, it won't be over. ”

"Do you think it's beer......?" I glanced at Hades and rolled over.

Actually, I already have a plan in my heart now, there are still four calamities in the Seven Tribulation Tree, and now I still have two things sent by the flower farmer, one Lantian Yu Nuan, and one Jin Se unprovoked, these two things can withstand the two calamities according to what the flower farmer said.

It's just that now the fat man Hades definitely has a request for me, so if I don't squeeze half a catty of oil from the fat of Ya's body, how can I be willing.

"Actually, this reincarnation tribulation, if I say hello to the Wheel King here, your reincarnation tribulation will be spared, reincarnation, that piece is in charge of him. ”

When I heard Hades' words, I didn't care about this reincarnation.

"What are you talking about, isn't the Wheel King missing?" I jumped up from the ground, and my instinct told me that there was something wrong with it.

"Ah...... Yes...... Yes...... You see, I forgot about this, didn't I find it again two days ago? ”

"Lao Tzu is no longer alive. "I'm lying on the ground again, if Lao Tzu doesn't give you a clear understanding today, Lao Tzu won't be surnamed Ren.

"Hey, hey, why don't you live in mud again?" Hades quickly squatted down again, looking at me eagerly.

"Lao Tzu is an upright person, a person of noble character, a person who has abandoned low-level tastes, Lao Tzu does not go through the back door. ”

Hades listened to this, and cold sweat broke out on his chubby face.

"You're more shameless than me. ”

"Thank you. ”

"Tell me, what's the condition?"

"What's the matter with the Wheel King?"

"I hid it. ”

I pushed Hades down, rode on Ya's big belly, and shook his neck and collar until one of Ya's eyeballs was already shaking to the left, and one black eye was facing right.

"Okay now, you can go to life, right?" said Hades after a while, getting up from the ground and panting.

"Lao Tzu needs identity. ”

"What identity?

"Lao Tzu doesn't do that, the work is heavy, the responsibility is big, and Lao Tzu has to be idle. ”

"Do you still want to nod your face, it's been less than three hundred years since you arrived in the underworld, and you want to be idle, and you should be the son of the chairman of the trade union?"

"That old man doesn't want to. ”

Hearing my words, Hades secretly let out a sigh of relief.

Nima, the underworld also has an unhealthy trend, a typical lack of responsibility, inaction, prevarication, and dodging.

"Hey, what has Judge Cui been busy with lately?"

Obviously, suddenly such a sentence made Hades a little confused. After looking at me stunned for a long time, he said, "You don't want to do Judge Cui's job, do you? That job is even more tiring." ”

"No, I just want to know. ”

"Like...... It's the seventh census of ghosts. ”

"Damn!" I howled miserably, and finally knew why this situation occurred in the underworld, Made, this dead fat man in front of me doesn't know how to use people at all, Judge Cui's iron-faced and selfless person, you let him do the census, isn't that Qucai? Go to the inspection team, and specialize in handling big and important cases.

"What do you mean?"

"It's okay. "I sigh, Made, the crows of the world.

"What do you need to live?" Hades really couldn't help it, and pulled the topic back extremely stiffly.

"Is there an identity that allows you to enter and leave the underworld at will? ”

"The identity of entering and leaving the underworld casually......" Hades counted his fingers for a while, and continued: "No. ”

"Lao Tzu is no longer alive. ”

"You can't be considerate of Lao Tzu, those identities who freely enter and leave the prefecture are conditional, and they are all civil servants of the prefecture, which is a serious and recorded examination. ”

"Don't be, it is possible to have the Eight Classics of Formal Examination, so there must be a post to set up. ”

Hades' face turned blue.

"This is the ...... How do you know?"

If I don't tell you, I'll suffocate you.

Seeing that I didn't speak for a long time, Hades could only grit his teeth and stomp his feet in the end.

"In this way, at most, I will give you the status of the deputy director of the external office of the prefecture, and you can freely shuttle between the human world and the underworld. ”

"Lao Tzu is no longer alive. ”

"Give it, you say, give whatever you want. "Hades is about to cry.

"Deputy Director, don't you, are there any temporary workers?"

"What do you mean?"

"It's the kind of person who only puts on his name and doesn't work, and your prefecture can't control my identity. ”

"Do you dare to be a little more shameless?"

"I can do without pay. ”

"Deal. ”

So, Hades stretched out a finger, a little on my body, a mysterious breath has appeared on my body, slightly felt, I have already pouted with disgust, I thought how awesome, it is nothing more than a breath of life and death, but this breath of life and death has reached an extreme balance, surrounding me completely.

When the matter was done, the king of Hades ran away as soon as he was chased by a dog, and I wondered very much, how could such a fat body run so fast?

Of course, when Hades was about to disappear, I still shouted at the top of my voice.

"Get my human body ready. ”

Then a distant response resounded in my altar: Fuck your uncle...... Your uncle's...... Uncle's right...... Oh my lord...... of it...... Bar......

Hades left, and the three of Vermilion Bird, Soul Cleansing, and Broken Mountain probed their brains out of every corner.

"How do you know Hades?"

"Hmm...... He begged me to do something. ”

The three of them stumbled neatly, and even the Suzaku God, who didn't take his life seriously, stumbled fiercely.

You're awesome. The three of them gave a neat thumbs up.

Since I don't have to die, and now that I have such a generous treatment, I naturally can't seek death by myself.

After sorting out my emotions a little, my body shook, and I had already rushed into the underworld again.

At this time, the original towering Changsheng Peak was gone, and in front of me was just a low hill, lush and green, and a dead tree stood quietly on the top of the mountain.

"Reiko-senpai, let's go?" I said, glancing at Reiko-senpai with a guilty look on her face.

"How are you?"

"I can't die, it's just that I may have to leave the underworld for a while. ”

After hearing the news that I couldn't die, Reiko's senior face instantly changed with joy, but after hearing that I was leaving the underworld for a while, her face regained that gloomy look.

"You know that I can't count your fortune tricks, so why comfort me in this way. ”

"I didn't lie to you, really, I'm a temporary worker in the underworld now, and besides, there is still my body in the world, I can use that heart......"

So, in order to comfort this sad woman, I recounted the things that happened between me and Hades just now.

Obviously, the credibility of these words is very high.

So, after I swore another curse and confessed sincerely, Reiko's senior said in a low voice: "I'll wait for you to come back." ”

Nani, this isn't going to fall in love with me, is she? I don't think I'm going to be Pan Jinlian, and I'm not like Ximen Qing.

Fortunately, Reiko's next words finally dispelled my concerns in this regard.

"I want to invite you to my wedding with the gambler, to be our witness, after all, you are the lifesaver of me and the gambler. ”

If you say that, I understand. I happily agreed, and secretly wiped the sweat from my forehead.

It's really terrible, especially when such a beautiful woman suddenly gives you such a "waiting for you" sentence softly and weakly, it feels terrible.

If it weren't for the fact that Lao Tzu was an upright person, a person of noble character, and a person who abandoned low-level tastes, Lao Tzu would have lost.

Of course, the main reason is because of the spirit of the soul, the girl shouldn't be able to accept such a thing as a second maid and a husband, right?