Buying drunk seems to have become a habit of Li Yifan, the only difference is that he is more rational than those drunkards, and he will only buy drunk under appropriate circumstances, just like at this time.

"Why is it so noisy? Li Yifan burped and muttered.

Then he said to himself: "Could it be that something happened, I knew that I liked to watch the excitement the most." ”

His sentence can be summed up in another sentence, that is, it is not a big deal to watch the excitement.

He picked up his glass and walked outside.

The people outside, all gathered in a heap, looked quite scary.

Li Yifan smiled and walked down, he is the favorite for this kind of excitement, he can find fault if he has nothing to do, preferably a woman, so that he can also be a hero to save the beauty.

Unfortunately, the sky was not as good as people wanted, and his idea was naturally impossible to realize, he approached the crowd and tried to squeeze in from the outside, but these crowds were even crazier than him, huddled together fiercely, leaving no gaps at all, and a few tall men in front of him in front of him, so that he could not see what was happening inside, so he had to find a place outside to sit down and listen to the lively sound.

"You can eavesdrop on what we're talking about? You're getting impatient, aren't you?"

The voice was extremely aggressive, and his tone was extremely angry, as if he had eaten a dynamite bag.

"I'm doing well, but you're talking too loudly for me to want to hear, unless you can speak like a mosquito, then I won't be able to hear. ”

This person is relatively calm, his tone is relatively mellow and strong, he should be a fat man, Li Yifan shook his head secretly, and sighed: "This person is not good, the other party is so domineering, how can he swallow his anger and go up to him directly." ”

Not to mention, it was really guessed by Li Yifan, but it was accurate, but there was still a slight discrepancy, that is, it was not the calm person who did the domineering person, but the domineering person who was the calm person.

Hearing only the sound of "whew", there was a scream of pain from the crowd, according to Li Yifan's inference, it should be that the person who was still relatively calm was kicked in the abdomen or a little above by the domineering person.

Because of the close distance, if you hit someone with your fist, you should be screaming a little worse, generally this kind of domineering people, they don't use their fists, they generally kick others with their feet, because this can show that they are very personable, and maybe they can also attract a few girls to see, but at this time there are obviously no girls.

There was silence in the crowd for a few seconds, Li Yifan sighed again, and said to himself: "Really, I don't know how to fight back, him." ”

It seemed that his words had manifested again, and the domineering man did not put it back, but immediately pursued after the victory, went up and kicked him in the chest of the very calm man.

But this domineering person also likes to pretend to be b, to hit it, to stop it, and then say a series of words to the crowd that looks down on the calm man.

Li Yifan is simply speechless, I really admire you for being able to endure it like this.

Suddenly, there was another exclamation from the crowd, "Pretend to be dead, get up for me." ”

This is the voice of the domineering man, still so coquettish.

When Li Yifan heard this, he inadvertently sighed: "Yes, I actually know how to pretend to be dead, and suddenly I feel that this person is so great, and he can pretend to be dead, and he will not resist, he is really a wise and benevolent person, he must be afraid of hurting others, so he chose to influence others in this way, so that others can put down the butcher knife and become a Buddha on the spot." ”

Don't think that what Li Yifan said now is correct, you haven't seen him drink before, he is already drunk at this time, and his consciousness is also paralyzed by alcohol, he doesn't know what he is talking about at this time.

The domineering person vented for a while, and finally stopped, "MD, count me unlucky, I met a leper dog like you, lying on the ground and pretending to be dead, and I couldn't fight." ”

As soon as his words fell, a lewd laugh came from the ground, "Hehehe, now you know how powerful I am, I know, just get me out of here quickly, it's embarrassing and conspicuous." ”

Look at this fat man, at this time, he is full of bags, and there is no part of the clothes on his body that has not been kicked and dirty, at this moment, there is a faint blood stain under his nose, and he still looks obscene and confident, saying that it is okay.

However, Li Yifan naturally didn't see the embarrassment of this fat man, he just heard what he said, and because of this sentence, he also said very proudly: "It's really tough, it seems that my reasoning is not wrong at all, I know that this person is very smart, but he is unwilling to solve the problem by force." ”

Then the fat man was beaten up again, and this happened almost seven or eight times, and the people were tired of watching, and some of them had already left, and the crowd was not so crowded.

In this process, Xiao Er wanted to go in to stop it, because a group of people gathered here really affected the business, but as soon as he said it, a large group of people turned around and stared at him viciously, telling him to shut up.

Ninety-nine percent of them are martial artists, and Xiao Er naturally can see the strength of these guest officers at a glance with his discerning eye.

So he hurriedly changed his face and said flatteringly: "Ladies and gentlemen, you continue, you continue, Xiao Er, I just want to ask, you guest officers have been watching for so long, I don't know if you are hungry or not, if you have a need for this, call me immediately, and I will come immediately." ”

Then, Xiao Er ran away in a puff of smoke, where did he dare to stay here longer, he only felt one thing in his heart, that is, he felt that the combined power of the eyes of these warriors seemed to kill him.

He secretly said that he was fortunate to have a high psychological quality, otherwise he would have to be scared to pee today.

Looking at Xiao Er's behavior, Li Yifan sighed again, "Alas, another wise and benevolent person, who knows how to immediately change his emotions and turn others into joy, is not only an effective way to avoid disputes, but also to make the guests' hearts happy, and the impression of this restaurant is greatly deepened." ”

At this moment, I have to admit that Li Yifan is still talking nonsense, like a madman.

—————I'm the dividing line

Someone sprayed me today, and Piaoxue just wanted to say that my article can bring happiness to me and readers who like my book, as for the others, don't read it, and no one forces you.