131 The exorcism is completely free

Filia lowered her head and laughed so hard that she didn't dare to squeak, and only after enduring it for a while did she quietly pull Frederick's sleeve, and muttered with a blushing face: "Don't tease him, he is really a believer." Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info”

"All right," Frederick corrected, looking at Vickers, "you just think I'm here to repent." ”

Vickers's face darkened, like pork liver fried over the heat.

Then the priest hurried out and, in the presence of Felia and Vickers, proudly announced to Frederick: "The priest has no time, but he has decided to take time to accept your confession and prayer......"

Vickers's eyes lit up, and he was about to laugh "haha", but Frederick had already severely interrupted the priest's words and reprimanded him seriously: "No big or small! Without our donations, how can the church be maintained, so be respectful, it is God who spends money, and you are just a servant of God." It seems that your penance is not enough, so go back to the precept room for me, and then come back to receive believers after losing weight. ”

The priest was dumbfounded, and there was a kind of consternation that the ancestor had been beaten by his grandson.

Frederick turned his head to look at Philia and sighed and explained, "The priest is old, and he has relaxed his discipline with the priests, and he has lost discipline. If you don't restrain yourself at all, how can you serve God. ”

The priest was so angry that he opened his mouth to shout something, but Frederick turned his head and shuddered at him: "What are you still doing here! Hold your chest up, tuck your belly, and lift your buttocks! Look at these devout believers, all of them are so hungry and slim, how can you be an example of a priest poking your pregnant belly here, how can you set an example? How can you persuade believers to yearn for heaven?"

Frederick scolded and took the newspaper and pumped the priest's chest and abdomen: "Chest up, buttocks lifted, stomach sucked back! Yes, that's it, stand upright, turn back! Go back to me to reflect, corruption and eating and drinking are a little more restrained, the priests are as fat as you, the believers only care about envying the church, who still yearns for heaven!" Kicking the panicked priest back to the church, he snorted again: "If Heaven knew that the money in the donation box had been embezzled by the servants, God's heart would be broken!

The priest was so scolded that he did not dare to hold himself up, but he turned his head and went mad, and rushed into the church, eager to call someone out to purify Frederick.

Frederick was pleased to see that Vickers's purple face had recovered. The Undersecretary of Foreign Affairs had a half-believing hesitation on his face, as if he really thought Frederick was a very important figure in the Holy See.

Filia laughed so much that tears spilled out, quietly wiped the corners of her eyes, and poked him with her index finger: "Frederick, you are really mysterious, you dare to practice the priest as a house slave - don't pretend, it is not for nothing that the nobles who bully the Holy See, today their graves are a foot high, and I still pay tribute every year." ”

Frederick slapped his swollen face and became fat, and Yun smiled lightly, glancing at Filia contemptuously: "Girl, you are too young. I often discipline these priests, but the priest alone cannot control them, and they are old and blind. ”

Filia and Elena have one thing in common, whether they believe in religion or not, they don't believe in the Holy See anyway. Because the corruption problem of the Holy See has affected the treasury, it has begun to dump the budget for military salaries. Therefore, Filya's understanding of the Brahma priests remained at a very superficial level: "A group of people who advocate poverty but are rich and oily." ”

Philia thrashed Frederick, "You're not blind." This small action made Vickers' eyes erupt with fire, and he took out the anger of the crusade and said: "I am curious about how high the status of His Highness is in the Holy See, and he can actually reprimand the black-robed priest. If you have been approved by the servants of God, I will honor you, and if you have insulted the priests without cause, allow me to send you to the Inquisition for trial and purification. ”

"Are you sick? shouting for mercy and forgiveness all day long, and doing things in a hurry?" Philia frowned in disagreement.

Vickers was stern, hiding behind the righteousness of the fanatics: "This is not a matter of calculation: if Frederick is insulting the dignity of the Holy See, he will soon break out of the ordination and turn him away." As a lieutenant in the Wehrmacht, I am obliged to ensure that this process is reasonable and legal. ”

Frederick was a little surprised, he didn't expect Vickers to be able to use his power in a kaleidoscopic way, and interpret the small military position into a special effect with boundless power. Sure enough, four priests of the Commandment flocked to the church, all bald, with crosses tattooed on their foreheads, chains crossed on their chests, murderous maces in their hands, and their faces gloomy around Frederick.

The black-robed priest who was criticized rushed out first, and shouted to Father Frank behind him with a fierce attitude: "It's this nobleman!"

Filia frowned, took a step silently, held the red cloak, stood in front of Frederick, and glanced at the congregation: "The Holy See and the dragoons have always been distinct, do you want to communicate today?"

Vickers didn't expect Felia to defend his rival, and suddenly felt that it was tricky, and frowned and warned: "Felia, he is from the province and has nothing to do with the dragoons. ”

The half-elf glanced at the Deputy Minister of Foreign Affairs dashingly, and corrected lightly: "I said a long time ago, this is a loyal ally of the dragoons. Human affection in the world is as thin as paper, and only the friendship of blood and fire can be sincere and eternal. You haven't been on the battlefield, so you naturally don't know about the friendship between men. ”

Frederick was sweating profusely, and obviously a faint scent of velvet flowers lingered in his nose, but the "friendship between men" made him particularly dramatic, and he murmured embarrassedly: "Filia, are you sure to abandon female nationality and immigrate to men?"

"Shut up!" the knight said with a flick of his long hairband, turning his head in disgust.

Father Frank was dressed in a black and white clerical uniform, holding the Sanskrit Book in his left hand and sticking it to his chest, and his right arm was hanging from a gold-painted sleeve, with a cross on his chest, and he looked at Frederick with generosity and compassion: "Your Highness, Frederick, I am used to your contempt for the Holy See. But you're here to blaspheme the priests? It makes me suspect that you have a demonic parasite in you. The whispers of the devil linger in your ears before you are provoked to trample on the dignity of the Holy See. Please allow the Cleric of the Ordination to take you to the Insanity of the Insect and exorcise your demons. ”

Although the citizens who were lucky enough to receive the exorcism ritual insisted that the ritual was completely free, according to unreliable inside information, the process of the exorcism ritual was as follows:

1. Put yourself in a pigsty and stop providing drinking water.

2. Ask for verbal confession to exorcise the demons in the body, and write out the donation number to measure the progress of the demon extermination.

3. If the patient refuses to repent and the numbers are not up to standard, skip to step 2. If the patient agrees to repent and writes decent figures, skip to step 4.

4. Give an appropriate amount of drinking water to ensure urine output, and ask the patient to be religious.

5. If the patient is religious, skip to step 6. If the patient refuses to be religious, skip to step 1.

6. "Beloved, there are many more who indulge in carnal desires and do not cleanse themselves of their sins. Become a saint and take up the hammer, become a saint and take up the chains. Lead the sinners of the world to follow you on the path of fire, wash away your sins, and become a holy and immaculate being like you, and you can drink water. After the reading, the patient was ordered to exorcise the demons of the other sinners. Those who are weak jump to step 1, and those who are tough jump to step 7.

7. Remember, the exorcism ritual is completely free. (Release)

So the people who came out of the Inquisition were all Cleric Seed Contestants, so devout that they wanted the whole world to experience a ritual of exorcism.

Frederick saw the care of the Holy See for the first time, and was immediately amazed: "Priest, before you assert that I have a demon parasitic in my body, are you sure you don't look at the belly of the black-robed priest? Although I don't know if there is a demon or not, it is obvious that there is a tumor parasitic in it, which can be seen with the naked eye." ”