"Okay, the girl is outward, if you don't come today, you won't know that you were sold by your own good granddaughter. ”

"Ahh

Ye Mengxin screamed as soon as she heard this familiar voice, and looked out of the door. I saw a middle-aged man in white clothes and white hair standing outside the door, not who Ye Qingfeng was.

After a short period of surprise, Ye Mengxin's eyes wandered, and she laughed herself:

"Hee-hee, grandpa, children should also eavesdrop when they are playing. ”

Seeing that Ye Qingfeng was about to refute, Ye Mengxin changed her words again:

"But you're not going to have the leisure to listen to the boring conversations of our kids. Then why did you suddenly come to Brother Luolin?"

Ye Qingfeng originally wanted to teach his good granddaughter a few words, but when he saw the steaming chicken on the table, he forgot what to say for a while, and even the purpose of coming here was gone.

Ye Qingfeng has such eyesight, he can see at a glance that the chicken on the table is Luofeng chicken, not only because he has eaten it himself, but also because this Luofeng chicken is ......

"Do you know how this chicken came to be. ”

"Grandpa refers to the origin of the allusion to Luofeng Chicken? Then I have read the ancient books, and I just told Brother Luolin. ”

"Hehe, I mean this chicken on your table that only eats chicken buttocks. ”

That's right, it's the chicken butt, the chicken that Ye Qingfeng saw was only such a chicken butt, and the bones were sprinkled all over the table.

Although Ye Qingfeng's tone was still very peaceful, Ye Mengxin faintly had a bad feeling, how could she feel that she was gritting her teeth, could it be that she was drunk?

"Grandpa is talking about this one on the table, grandpa's eyes are really unique. But you're late, you don't have that mouthful, this is what I and Brother Luolin have been staring at for a year before I caught it today, but it took a lot of effort. ”

In fact, Luo Lin and Ye Mengxin both drank a little too much, although they were still very sober, but it was precisely because they drank too much that they didn't feel that the temperature in this room had suddenly dropped a lot.

Only the black dog on the side, who had no sense of existence, suddenly shuddered, looked up at Ye Qingfeng in surprise, and hurriedly hid behind the pillars and trembled, not daring to make a mistake.

Of course, for Luo Lin and Ye Mengxin, it was another feeling, originally the two of them were still a little hot after drinking, and they just felt lukewarm when they suddenly cooled down, and they were a little warm, but they were comfortable.

"It took a lot of work, a year, and it seems that it has been remembered for a long time. Why don't I tell you a story? ”

"Haha, okay, you two have a lot of stories, you can listen to them all at once today. But it's a pity that there is no alcohol, otherwise it would be nice to continue drinking and listening to stories. Hey, there's a fly in the ointment. ”

The wine has been drunk? The fly in the ointment is like a needle, and it can only be said that Lao Ye is heartbroken. The corners of his eyes twitched, but he spoke unhurriedly.

It turned out that after he ate Luofeng chicken back then, he was as obsessed with it as Ye Mengxin, and later, a big-bellied monk came to him to ask for wine.

"Ye Pavilion Lord, since that day of farewell, we have not seen each other for many years, today the monk I passed by here and was thirsty, thinking that I and the Ye Pavilion Lord were destined to have this fate, so I came to the door to chatter, begging for a bowl of wine to quench my thirst. ”

For two thousand years, this monk has been the same line, the same shamelessness, and even the tone of the pause has not changed. Before he could reply, the monk continued:

Speaking of which, revisiting the old place, I can't help but think of the time when I was very close to my granddaughter, maybe she was destined to have a fate, and this time I can teach her a magical power for self-defense. ”

Well, even if it's shameless, it's still tempting, it's really irresistible.

"Hahaha, it's an honor for the monk to come from afar, if I can get the guidance of the monk, it is also the blessing of my good granddaughter, and the wine is not enough to worry about. ”

When it comes to drinks, Ye Qingfeng feels a little toothache, this monk is not a pot that can be sent casually, not to mention that this is a unique bamboo leaf green in Lintianmen, is it really a pot of water?

Ye Mengxin didn't know about the flower monk coming to beg for drinks, but Ye Mengxin remembered that four years ago, the flower monk came to the sect to teach her a few magical powers, among which the magic powers were very magical, and they could complement the Buddhist beads on her feet. But that's not the point, what Ye Mengxin is thinking about is what Monk Hua said to her grandfather for many years.

"Grandpa, what you said was four years ago when the flower monk came to teach me supernatural powers, but wasn't it only a year after the sect celebration?

"That monk has always been like this, just get used to it. However, the title of your flower monk is aptly described. ”

Hearing this, Ye Mengxin glanced at the falling forest, and then lowered her head.

Ye Qingfeng didn't care about his granddaughter's small actions, and continued to talk about it.

said that the flower monk was also a real person, so he was not in a hurry to ask for wine, but also rushed to teach Ye Mengxin his magical powers. But Ye Qingfeng also had a faint illusion, as if he smelled a smell of conspiracy succeeding.

"Ye Pavilion Master, the granddaughter is extremely talented, and it is really rare to be able to understand it at one point. ”

The monk praised it. ”

"Where, I really like it, so I passed on a few more tricks on a whim, but with a negligence, I actually passed the Xuanbing Blue Fire to her, guilty of sin. ”

"Gah!!"

Ye Qingfeng is not calm.

"Could it be that there is something wrong with this supernatural power?"

Luo Lin couldn't help but worry about Ye Mengxin when he heard this, and turned his head to stare at Ye Mengxin.

"There is nothing wrong with the supernatural power itself, but it is still a rare supernatural power in the world. But the problem is that this magical power is the sect of the Daotian Sect where Xin'er's mother was originally located, this mastery cannot be passed on, and it has been considered out of the sect when Xin'er's mother marries, unless there is a major event of life and death, otherwise even Xin'er's mother can't use it without authorization, let alone pass it on to Xin'er. ”

After listening to Luolin, he already had a certain number in his heart, that is to say, the flower monk deceived Xin'er to be young and ignorant, and passed on the Xuanbing Blue Fire to Xin'er, Xin'er had already learned it preliminarily, even if she didn't continue to study it in the future, she wouldn't use it.

However, as long as the Dao Heaven Sect elders who have achieved something about the Xuanbing and Blue Fire have the heart to check Xin'er's spiritual veins, they will not be able to escape the eyes of the law after all. So if the flower monk advertises that Xin'er will use Xuanbing and Blue Fire, even if you honestly say that the flower monk taught it, no one will believe it, and Dao Tianzong must have preconceived ideas that it was taught by Xin'er's mother, but in fact, it is not but is when the yellow mud falls into the crotch of his pants.

Of course, this description, Luo Lin didn't dare to say it in front of Lao Ye. Just said indignantly:

"This monk is shameless. ”

Ye Qingfeng also couldn't cry or laugh:

"Actually, the flower monk will not really do that villain's behavior, even if Dao Tianzong knows that Xin'er will be Xuanbing and blue fire, the flower monk will also take on this matter. He did this, but he threatened openly and secretly gave favors, after all, in addition to Xuanbing and Bihuo, he also taught Xin'er some of his housekeeping skills that were suitable for Xin'er's cultivation.

He forced me to admit his affection, and he was embarrassed to blackmail each other for drinks, and saying a few threatening words was too much. He knows everything, but he can't control his mouth, and he has no resistance to wine and meat. ”

At that time, the conversation between the flower monk and Ye Qingfeng was like this.

"You monk, in order to order some drinks, you really took great pains. ”

"Ye Pavilion Lord Haihan, you also know that the poor monk can't control this mouth the most. ”

The corners of Ye Qingfeng's mouth twitched slightly:

"It's still a double meaning of what you say, you can't control your mouth to drink wine and eat meat, and you can't control your mouth to talk nonsense, right?"

"Good, good, Ye Ge is serious. The monks don't speak. Monk, you know my temperament. ”

"Okay, you don't dare to spread the word. Isn't it just for drinks? ”

"Good, since Lord Ye is generous, it is hypocritical for me to be polite, monk. Three pots each of ink and sake. ”

"Ga! Are you really a lion with a big mouth, six pots of wine? You know that our sect elder Taishang only allocates four pots in three hundred years, and this is still a benefit that his old man has to be stationed in the Tibetan Scripture Pavilion for three hundred years. You're rolling up your sleeves to rob you. ”

"Amitabha, don't dare, don't dare. How much can Master Ye give?"

"A pot of ink or a pot of sake, pick your own!"

"Eh! Lord Ye just loves to laugh. How about two pots each?"

After speaking, the monk could no longer pretend to be a monk, and rubbed his hands together with each other.

"A pot is a pot, and there is no more. If you want to come to our 10,000-year celebration to ask for it, you can give it to you, but now you really don't. ”

"Three pots, three pots will always do. ”

Ye Qingfeng looked at Monk Hua with a sincere face, he really couldn't bear to look at it directly, and said:

"Well, there are a lot of people here, let's take a step to speak. ”

On the other side, he said loudly to Monk Hua:

"Monk, it's rare to come once, why don't you go to my residence to make a pot of spiritual tea and enjoy the lotus flowers that have just bloomed in my pond this year. ”

"So good, very good!"

Monk Hua looked around at the deacons, elders and disciples of Lintian who saw him like a great enemy, and followed Ye Qingfeng left and right to Ye Qingfeng's elegant residence.

"Hahaha, it seems that Lao Ye still has private goods in the past few years, and he is not obvious, monk, I was almost fooled and lame by you. ”

When he arrived at Ye Qingfeng, the monk took off all his disguises, no longer considered every word, and looked like he didn't treat others as outsiders.

"You monk, don't you know that the wall has ears? Pay attention to the wording. ”

Ye Qingfeng glared at Monk Hua:

"Let's talk about it first, I don't have much, two pots, no more, and you need to give me one of the Luofeng chickens. ”

"What, how do you know?

Monk Hua stopped immediately halfway through speaking, and when he saw Ye Qingfeng's smiling face, he became angry:

"Okay, since you've been tricked by you. It seems that the position of the cabinet master over the years has made you go further and further on the road of treachery. People are more popular than dead people, monks and I are very innocent and innocent compared to me. ”

"Okay, don't you just talk about it? Look at your little bit of interest, the more you talk about it, the more boring it becomes. It's all half a foot on the coffin, who doesn't know anyone, if you really only have one phoenix chicken, don't talk about my 10,000-year celebration, even if your master can live for the whole 10,000-year birthday, you won't take it out to pay homage. ”

"Hey, I didn't think of my generosity back then, but I was looked down upon, it turns out that you have treated the monk like this for so many years. ”

Monk Hua said this sentence extremely aggrieved, but his expression couldn't hide a bit of ridicule.

"Okay, if you don't have that talent, don't show off your acting skills. One price, one chicken and two pots of wine. ”

"You old ghost will not settle accounts, you should have given me a pot, you want a chicken for a pot of wine, there is no way, and I really don't have a chicken now. ”

Ye Qingfeng looked suspicious and wanted to test it, but he was resolute on his face:

"Then in that case, let's not sit here, you go directly to the Treasure Pavilion, go get a pot, and get out of here." ”

"Don't, old ghost, although I didn't drop the phoenix chicken, but I have eggs, you take a look at the goods first. ”

Seeing Ye Qingfeng, the flower monk looked like he was going to pick someone up, and said hurriedly.

Ye Qingfeng felt that there was a play, and his performance was even more unscrupulous, looking at Monk Hua with a look of disbelief, and he didn't speak.

"It's really a chicken egg. ”

The monk felt badly insulted and resisted the urge to explode.

"Really?"

Ye Qingfeng didn't want to really force Monk Hua to be in a hurry, and when the time came, he would beat the chickens and eggs.

"Really. ”

The flower monk is unquestionable.

"I'll see. ”

Ye Qingfeng reached out and took the egg, looked at the life form inside a little, and then rolled up his cuffs.

"You wait. ”

The monk didn't have time to stop it, the East China Sea had passed away, and there was still any shadow of an egg.

"You..."

The monk pointed at Ye Qingfeng and was speechless for a long time.

"Come on, come on, I won't go back on my word, these are two pots of wine, a pot of ink incense, and a pot of sake, put it away, don't let people find out. ”

Ye Qingfeng didn't care about the monk's tangled face, his sleeve robe was reversed, and there were two more pots of wine on the tea table.

At this point, Monk Hua knew that there was no point in arguing again, and there was no bargaining chip in his hand, so it was absolutely impossible for him to really take out the Luofeng chicken in exchange, and Monk Hua also knew the output of Lintianmen Bamboo Yeqing, and he might not be able to squeeze any more eyes from the bottom of the sea, so he put away the two pots of wine with an angry face, and walked away without saying goodbye or looking back.

There are a lot of inside stories about things, but Ye Qingfeng avoided the seriousness and told the two children about the general story, and many of the dark sides must not be mentioned, mainly to show that this Luofeng chicken was bought by him with his family's hard work, and then worked hard to fatten up, what does it mean that you two melon babies are cleaned up indiscriminately?

In the original script conceived by Ye Qingfeng, it should be that on the one hand, he did not waste the inventory of the sect and sent away the difficult flower monk, and established a great image on the side of the sect.

On the other hand, with a lot of bamboo leaves with a lot of surplus with a minimum amount of flickering from the flower monk to the falling phoenix chicken and complacent, just wait for the day when the wind and the sun are beautiful, the flowers are red and willow green, and the wine is full of chicken fat, and a big wave of corruption will come and go to the peak of life.

It's a pity that the idea is very beautiful, the reality is very skinny, not only is it hopeless to fall into the phoenix, but also along the way with three pots of wine, two pots for eggs, one pot is solved by two melon babies, sometimes heaven to hell may be just one step.