"Hahaha - is this guy retarded?"

"Sure enough, mentally handicapped children are so much happier!"

"This guy is not saved, give up the treatment. ”

The thugs laughed so hard that even the girl couldn't help but laugh out loud.

Ma Xiaozhen's old face turned red, and he hurriedly used his cheeky magic skills to protect his heart, and tried his best to pinch his sword fingers, pointing at the rotating pressure cooker on the ground one after another.

"Hey!"

"Come out, pressure cooker-kun!"

"Harness the pot with gas!"

In Ma Xiaozhen's repeated attempts, the feeling of being connected to the pressure cooker in the depths of his heart suddenly disappeared without a trace.

The spinning pressure cooker finally stopped, lying in the middle of the crowd, motionless.

The besieged Qingli girl also wanted to cry without tears, she was under siege, and finally looked forward to a savior, this ...... It's for fun.

This atmosphere is a little awkward.

"Children with intellectual disabilities. Brother Scorpion finally laughed enough: "If your IQ is less than sixty, don't learn from other heroes to save beauty, this time my brother will give you a long lesson." ”

Looking at the gangsters approaching step by step, Ma Xiaozhen instantly squeezed out a bright smile: "Actually, it's like this, I'm a joker, seeing that the atmosphere here is too dull, use a pressure cooker to perform a joke to enliven the atmosphere." ”

"Okay, the goal has been achieved, let's go first!" The thing took the girl's hand very naturally, and waved to the gangsters together: "You are busy, goodbye!"

"Want to leave, it's not that easy!" Brother Scorpion glanced at his subordinates, and several thugs flanked Ma Xiaozhen and the girl together.

Ma Xiaozhen waved his hand violently: "Slow! Actually...... I've got a second joke ready!"

"What?"

The gangsters subconsciously stopped, and even the girl stared at Ma Xiaozhen with wide eyes.

Ma Xiaozhen slowly took out a mobile phone from his pocket.

"It looks like a mobile phone, but in reality, it's a hair dryer......"

Ma Xiaozhen showed everyone with a smile: "Come, I'll show you, just press this set of phone numbers......"

"Will you blow your hair automatically?" the gangsters followed Ma Xiaozhen's train of thought.

Dudu –

The phone didn't start blowing as everyone expected, but connected like an ordinary phone.

"Hey, what are you doing?" said the voice of Liu Fatzi, the owner of the ten-yuan shop.

"Lao Tzu is going to be, District A Hutong, hurry up and call someone to come over and help!"

Ma Xiaozhen roared at the mobile phone with lightning speed, the ringing of the bell in his ears.

"Damn, he's calling someone! Beat him!" Brother Scorpion, who reacted, gave an order, but Ma Xiaozhen had already prepared, lowered his head and picked up the pressure cooker and threw it at Brother Scorpion.

There was a loud "click" that tickled the bones cracked, and the pressure cooker hit the bridge of Scorpion's nose, and the hapless man fell to the sky with a nosebleed like a fountain.

"Boss!"

Taking advantage of the gangsters' exclamation, Ma Xiaozhen had already taken off the splint flip-flops under his feet, "snapped" twice, stunned the two gangsters blocked behind him, and flew up with two feet to hit the two of them.

In the screams of the two thugs, Ma Xiaozhen dragged the girl's hand and ran backwards.

The girl hadn't come back to her senses yet, still thinking that the big boy in front of her was so funny, but the situation had changed dramatically in an instant, and she hurriedly followed Ma Xiaozhen and started to run wildly, and rushed out of the encirclement at once, and suddenly realized in her heart.

The boy's series of funny actions, a pressure cooker and a mobile phone, turned out to create an opportunity, a chance to break out of the encirclement.

He knew that he couldn't beat these gangsters alone, but he still jumped out regardless of the danger, and after some tricks, he finally created this opportunity and escaped with himself.

It's really brave and strategic, and it's ...... It's fun......

The girl suddenly felt a little more grateful to Ma Xiaozhen in her heart, and there was a little admiration in her gratitude.

As everyone knows, she will be completely wrong, and at this moment the thing she secretly admires is complaining wildly in her heart.

Nima, what kind of bullshit artifact Jiuyi Tianzun Ding, it's just a natural egg, it's better to get a good idea by crawling and rolling out in the night market, pinching his neck and sticking his eyes and kicking the vital point.

Ma Xiaozhen complained in his heart, and dragged the girl forward lifelessly.

As long as you rush out of this alley, turn a corner at the Zhengxin Chicken Chop Shop in front, and then turn the melon seeds and peanuts fried food shop on the left, you can meet Chen Heipi of fried stinky tofu not far away, and you will be safe there.

Angry thugs chase after them like wild dogs.

"Kill him for me!" The scorpion brother, who was covered in nosebleeds, finally got up from the ground and chased after him angrily.

Ma Xiaozhen ran with a snort, only to feel the sound of the wind pouring into his mouth violently, and his lungs were burning like bellows.

Luckily, the exit is just around the corner!

Ma Xiaozhen's heart was just wide, but unexpectedly, his back suddenly sank, and he only felt that a heavy object had hit his shoulder, and he suddenly lost his balance and fell to the ground.

Looking back, what hit me was the artifact pressure cooker that I was destined to do, and I don't know who threw it.

What is this called a destined artifact, it's obviously a destined nemesis, okay!?

What a bullshit artifact! It's just an artifact designed to play with me!

What a god's artifact!

Ma Xiaozhen wanted to cry without tears, and he almost wanted to die.

The beautiful girl hugged the kitten in her arms, and she couldn't breathe, she was already running in front of Ma Xiaozhen, and when she turned around and saw Ma Xiaozhen fall to the ground, she quickly stopped and turned around.

"Hurry up. The girl anxiously stretched out her hand to Ma Xiaozhen, ready to help.

Ma Xiaozhen looked up and saw that the gangsters were not far away, so he pushed the girl out of the alley in a hurry, jumped up by himself, and blocked the alley.

"You go quickly!" Ma Xiaozhen yelled at the girl.

This alley is very narrow, as long as the exit is blocked, it can achieve the effect of being closed for thousands of people.

"Then what are you going to do?" the girl refused to leave, but came back to pull Ma Xiaozhen: "Let's go together!"

After such a hesitation, the thugs have already caught up. Ma Xiaozhen was helpless, picked up bags of garbage from the trash can next to him, and threw them at the gangsters one after another.

Bang Bang Bang –

The garbage bag smashed on the heads and faces of the gangsters, bursting open, melon seed shells, peanut shells, fish bones, and sanitary napkins exploded all over the sky, scattering the gangsters' ......

"Bang-"

A plastic bag concealing a cracked purple clay cup hit the bridge of Scorpion's injured nose again.

"Ahh

The listener was sad and the listener cried out in tears, and the scorpion brother screamed hysterically: "Kill him for me!"

The thugs began to fight for the first performance.

The garbage bag was quickly thrown away, and Ma Xiaozhen had no choice, so he raised the pressure cooker and headed towards the gangsters.

Although Ma Xiaozhen tried his best to wield the pressure cooker, after all, there was a huge disparity between the enemy and us, and he soon took care of himself and ate a lot of punches and kicks.

Fortunately, the pressure cooker was powerful and heavy, and it was also a tiger and a tiger when it was wielded, forcing the gangsters not to get too close, so they barely blocked the alley entrance.

Ma Xiaozhen was in pain, knowing that he couldn't stop it for long if it went on like this, so he urged the girl to leave quickly.

The girl refused to leave, she looked anxiously left and right, there was no one here, and there were no weapons, and she was weak and weak, and she couldn't help, watching Ma Xiaozhen gradually lose her enemy, and was hit on her head and body by the raindrops, and in desperation, she screamed loudly.

"It's on fire, it's on fire!"

Although she is a little cute, she is not stupid, it is late at night, if you shout to hit someone to save people, the nearby residents are afraid of causing trouble, and they are too lazy to get up, and nine times out of ten they will ignore it. But as soon as the fire is shouted, everyone is in danger, and they will naturally come down to check.

Sure enough, as soon as I heard the fire, the lights of the nearby houses were lit up one after another, and the voices of people were noisy, and everyone rushed downstairs.