Chapter 1879 Male and Female White, Lustful Eyes Lost

The island owner smiled bitterly: "Don't be angry, then...... What the hell is that nervousness?"

Lu Yu rolled his eyes, and then continued: " Nervousness, in our usual sense, is tight on the outside and tension on the inside, simply put, the whole body shows extreme tension, the body surface is particularly hard, but the heart is chaotic, it is open, spreading, thinking about all kinds of things, such as people when they first see the emperor, or those small people must be very nervous when they see you for the first time, their bodies are restrained, and even tremble because of excessive force, but their eyes are traveling, thinking about all kinds of things in their hearts, such as a hello, they will think about how many ways to greet in their hearts, and in the face of you, which one should be chosen, such as salutationThere are many ways to call you, which one is more suitable for your identity and the situation at the time...... And so on and so forth, the outside is tight and the inside is open, and it looks like a panic, so it will always be misunderstood as one thing. But in fact, more often than not, the tension that people need and want to see is that they are tight on the inside and open on the outside! They only want one thing in their hearts, they don't diverge, they don't think wildly, they concentrate on it. The body is extremely relaxed, the movements are light but seemingly casual, taking a sip of tea and smoking a cigarette...... It's that feeling, some of which can only be understood but not expressed, and that's the nervousness. And you need to be nervous now, because we are about to enter the scope of the divine beast, whether it is your identity, and our big ship, in fact, it is not suitable to come here, so we must take all precautions, but on the surface, we can't panic too much, because you panic, your relatives, your subordinates will have no backbone, and they will also panic, just like your nephew, who is obviously a god-king level figure, but has passed by your door seven or eight times, hesitating whether to come in and talk to you, it is obviously a sign of panic。 ”

Lu Yu said in a deep voice, teaching the island master, hoping that he could have a heart that matched his strength and power, which would be helpful to Lu Yu in the future.

But......

The owner of the island blinked dumbfoundedly, and then said, "On weekdays...... It's all about you holding a little white strip that smokes, sometimes it's a little black bar, that thing...... It's just smoke, right? I like it, but what does it smell like? I've sniffed it, and it doesn't smell very good......

"Uh......" The corners of Lu Yu's eyes twitched, and he almost wanted to jump up and pump people.

......

In fact, the owner of the island has it in mind.

It's just that after being reprimanded for a long time by a little guy like Lu Yu, he always felt a little embarrassed, so he changed the topic like this.

This hand, I learned from Damon, according to Damon's words, this is called gag, it is the only way to socialize, very amazing.

If you want to talk about Damon, Lu Yu has been ...... more than once Some admired him.

Who is it, as long as Lu Yu gives them a line, he can mix with the other party.

This is the owner of the island, not to mention that he is a god of the heavenly realm, and he has the power of a very famous hanging island. It is said that there are three divine seals that have passed through his hands, and those who have been influenced by him have died two god kings and achieved three god kings...... These great achievements, as well as his close relationship with the Emperor of Heaven...... He is also a pivotal figure in the entire world, and even in the entire Three Realms.

But he became Damon's drinking friend.

Damon would always try his best to steal a little good wine from Lu Yu, and then run to the owner of the island to brag with him while drinking.

Even what Damon said, the owner of the island knew that it was bragging, but the bragging was really good, and he loved to listen to it, sometimes the owner also said some things about his youth, of course, there were those things that were very nonsense, those things that were the most important things in the world at the time, but now they have become jokes.

"I remember that time, among the ten thousand armies, I carried the young master Adou, and watched my wife throw herself into the well and forgot about it...... At that time, I thought, I want to bring the young master back with whatever I say, after all, this is the only flesh and blood of the lord! So I pointed the golden gun with the gentian in my left hand, and the sword in my right hand, slashed and killed all the way, and used the sword as the door, as long as the blade of any enemy stepped forward, I would cut it directly with a sword sweep. The spear is like a dragon, any enemy within seven feet, without my combined general, all of them are slaughtered, like chopping melons and vegetables, just like chopping melons and vegetables, just like this, the army all over the mountains and fields blocked the road, but I was killed seven in and seven out......"

"You blow, you keep blowing!"

The god-king ate a bean of unknown significance, and then took a sip of wine.

What Damon said was scornful.

But the owner of the island said, "Isn't this very good...... Oh no, how can this be called a whistleblow? You haven't experienced this kind of thing, how do you know that no one else has encountered it? ”

That's it, the relationship between a group of people is really good.

On the contrary, it was Lu Yu who really became a high-flying existence.

Since he is high, he is alone.

No one can get too close to him, and when he is close, he loses authority.

All the way forward.

Travel, the most important thing, is how it can change the relationship between people.

Lu Yu also heard Wang Xiaoman say this.

He once said very domineeringly, in Europe and the United States, why do they like to travel before marriage, but not like the Celestial Empire, they have to have time after marriage to go on a trip or something.

This is a kind of traditional wisdom, of course, it is those guys in Europe and the United States who have more wisdom about love.

There is a saying that if two people can be safe and sound on a trip, then they can get married, at least enough to be able to face all kinds of problems after marriage.

Because travel is the time when contradictions erupt, when the ability is tested, and when the heart is still there.

Travel represents strangeness, mystery, indulgence, self-reliance, desire and temptation.

And all this is the same as the test after marriage.

As long as it has withstood the test, the relationship between the people in the trip will develop rapidly, and the original residence in the same place will come much faster.

So these come from...... Even the guys from the two worlds quickly became friends, although there were some contradictions during the period, but they were a little mature, and they could always use various means to break through those tribulations.

That's a very rare thing.

And Lu Yu was very glad that he had Damon with them.

These guys can always make the atmosphere of the whole team very good, very harmonious, very happy, and have the ability to break through difficulties, which is extremely rare.

Finally.

The trip is over.

Not because you reached your destination.

It's the guys who are supposed to come, and they're already here.

So what needs to be done is what needs to be done.

EH starters,

The first to come was a man and a woman, floating in the air from afar, coming slowly, and the distance gave people a sweet and greasy feeling.

It makes everyone very uncomfortable.

Shangguan Qingxuan even said openly: "Hey, it's not easy to see a guy who is even more annoying than Gongzi and Xiao Ruan for the first time." ”

Naturally, he was immediately beaten.

It was Damon, who had already been taught a lesson.

But it's true...... It's a bit excessive, those two people.

They are all very handsome, they are all dressed in white, and the two of them are close together, sometimes eyebrows and eyes, sometimes feet together, sometimes necks rubbed together. Breathe each other's scents and feel each other's temperatures.

It's like two little snakes that are accidentally entwined together, making people look at it...... I feel a little disgusting.

"But then again, these two are really ...... It's an eyesore. ”

The corners of Damon's eyes twitched twice, and he turned to the man in the middle...... Some are envious, and some are jealous.

Because that man is indeed very handsome, no, it shouldn't be handsome, but handsome, that kind of ...... It's as handsome as a woman.,It really looks very tender.。

Even Damon licked his lips.

Then there was a surprise.

He hurriedly said a word of worship to God and Buddha, and then muttered: "What's the matter? I haven't touched a woman for too long, and now I feel it when I look at a man?!