Chapter 380: He Wins
??? Ge3??? $inH?? 7h?piz?f4?9???? iQ_?? 4Y???? 4?j??? The Spirit made a request that the game must be two rounds.
"Everyone has only one sentence to speak, and your chances of winning are too great. ”
They said this to the demigods.
And to be fairer, the laughs from the two rounds have to be added up.
Lonos quickly agreed—and Lin Lei and Josie had to say yes as well.
If you don't say yes, there's no way, there will definitely be a winner in this game, and if you don't participate in it, the chances of Love and Peace joining the Justice League are zero.
The game begins, and Lonos brings a glowing libra and places it on the table.
"What is this?"
Duru asked with a frown.
"Libra, it allows us to see through everything in the playing field, and you'd better not play tricks. ”
Ronos glanced at the priestess and Duru, and then his eyes rested on Lin Lei's face.
He showed a very surprised expression, as if he had seen something very incredible—not only him, but even the other demigods looked at Lin Lei.
"What's wrong?"
Lin Lei had a nasty feeling.
"It's a shame......"
Ronos sighed and withdrew his gaze, it was the first time he had seen such a strange person as Lin Lei.
"Before the game begins, let me warn you that you can only speak, you can't move, and you can't have any spell fluctuations - High King, the power of your Voice Crystal can't be used. ”
Lin Lei's face sank, and his last hole card was gone.
"So, let's start now......"
Lonos announces the start of the game.
The first to speak was the priestess, who sneered, it was too hard to make people laugh in one sentence, but she had a way of making people laugh.
"If you don't laugh, I'll let him die in the future. ”
There was silence in the audience, and Lin Lei looked at her speechlessly-is this okay?Is this guy's head rusty!
"Haha......"
But the four demigods still laughed awkwardly.
When everyone looked over, they were a little helpless.
"My family is still alive. ”
"Me ...... too"
"Four points. ”
Lonos' expression remained unchanged.
The priestess found a loophole in the rules, and just because she didn't use her power now didn't mean she couldn't threaten to use it in the future - but it was just a trick, and Ronos didn't care about it, and whoever it was couldn't make him laugh with threats.
He looked at Durau, who was the second to speak, and if he also used threats, the game would be much simpler.
Durroux did intend to use threatening words.
But now that he had discovered that it was a trap, the effect was almost zero, and his face was solemn and he fell into thought.
After waiting for half an hour, suddenly a loud voice sounded.
"Porphyry......
It was an incomparably clear fart sound, and the guards beside Duru were flushed, and then looked at Duru in panic as he was covered in yellow gas.
"My lord, I'm sorry, I ate a turnip yesterday......"
Duru gritted his teeth and didn't speak, and tears fell out.
Everyone hurriedly covered their noses, and the priestess gloated and said, "Tears are coming out, young man, is it so stinky?"
Duraux shed tears and said, "It would be better if it stinks, these spicy eyes!"
"Hahahaha!"
The demigods laughed.
"Nine points. ”
A hint of surprise flashed in Ronos' eyes.
Lin Lei snorted coldly: "I thought this fart was so to your taste that it made you cry." ”
The temple fell silent, followed by the laughter of the two demigods.
"Taste, you should eat it!"
"It's so funny, hahaha!"
"Two points ......"
Lonos looked at Lin Lei: "Supreme King, this sentence is not funny. ”
"What......" Lin Lei's eyes widened: "No, I haven't started talking about it yet!"
He just complained about it, and how did it become finished.
"You said it. ”
Lonos said coldly.
"No, I didn't say that!"
Lin Lei stood up: "This doesn't count!"
"If someone laughs, it means you're done!"
Lonos didn't give Lin Lei a chance to appeal.
Of course, the two primordial elves did not hesitate to fall into the ground.
"What you say is what you say, don't quibble!"
"If you can't accept it, then quit the game!"
“......”
Lin Lei just wanted to scold MMP.
He sat down with rage.
"Well, the second round begins. Lonos clapped his hands to end the round: "In order to prevent arguments, this round, you can start and say that." ”
He didn't want anyone to say it was unfair again.
The second round of priority speaking was the Durou with the highest score in the first round.
He's already scored twice as many points as the others, and he's got the chance of winning, thinking more about making Lonos laugh.
"Lord Ronos, I've been gambling here these days to challenge you, and then I found out about something. ”
Dulu's face was heavy: "I started to say ......"
"I found that not only did I have good luck, but I also had good athlete's foot!"
"Hahaha!"
Suddenly, several demigods burst out laughing.
A smile flashed in Ronos' eyes, but he didn't smile.
"Six! Fifteen points in total!"
Durou's heart was cold, and then he pinned his hope on the priestess.
The priestess's eyes straightened, and she finally realized that the reason why Duru could make so many people laugh was because of him.
The first round pretended to be at a loss, and the second round complained about himself - I see, the secret to making people laugh with a sentence is to laugh at yourself and say something unexpected.
But these words should be true, under the watchful eye of Libra, if Duru's athlete's foot is a lie, those demigods will not be able to laugh.
The priestess thought for a long time, then gritted her teeth.
"Before I speak, let me ask, have you heard of Mark?"
She asked.
The demigods all had strange expressions, and at the sight of their expressions, the priestess understood that they all knew who Mark was.
"Well, since we all know, I'll start talking about ......"
The priestess bit her lip: "Mark turned out to be my boyfriend. ”
"Poof......
"Hahahaha-"
The demigods laughed again.
Lonos almost burst out laughing, but out of sympathy for the priestess, he finally held back.
"Eleven points, fifteen points in the end!"
He read out the priestess's score.
The Priestess and Duru immediately looked at Ray - this was their last hope, and if he could make fun of Lonos, then the two of them would have one more chance to gamble.
"Don't talk, don't talk—"
Josie thought anxiously that those two people were too powerful, and she didn't expect Lin Lei to win.
He doesn't speak, let love and peace triumph, and at least three months later, they still have a chance to challenge.
Everyone's eyes were fixed on Lin Lei.
He only has two points and the other side has fifteen, and to win, he needs to make not only Lonos laugh, but also the other twelve demigods.
This is not easy, Lin Lei has just noticed several demigods who have not smiled the whole time, the priestess's speech has made all the amused people laugh, he wants to come up with something more funny than Mark.
"Not at all!"
Lin Lei's head is big.
What can I do?
Lin Lei looked at Lonos.
"You can throw in the towel. ”
Lonos said.
Lin Lei was angry, how could he admit defeat!
Well, in that case, you can only take a risk!
"I'm going to start!" Lin Lei looked at Lonos, and then snorted coldly: "I am the most masculine man in the world!"
And then—
He won.