Chapter 14 Hugging your thighs, comfortable, not chilling
During the winter vacation, Zheng Qing, Xiao Xiao and others come to the Gini Cottage to do a mission, and Colma once told several young wizards that she needed their help to complete a 'sex magic'.
At that time, Xin Fatzi was still looking forward to coming.
Later events proved that the so-called 'sex magic' was nothing more than a trick used by the owner of the Gini hut to play tricks on a few poor young men. Their real task was to sell coolies, sketch formations, talismans, and concoct potions.
Right now, Grand Wizard Colmar used this excuse again, and in front of the other girls.
Zheng Qing was cramped, and couldn't help but roll his eyes in his heart - did he look so stupid that he would fall in the same pit twice and fight?
"You must think I'm joking, right? The owner of the Gini hut blew his long hair that fell down on his forehead and smiled at the boy with a charming smile: "This time it's real...... Even if you're not Lei Zhe, I'll agree to let you be my boyfriend. ”
Zheng Qing didn't swallow a mouthful of green bees, held the cup, and coughed violently.
He really couldn't resist such plausible words.
"Don't joke with him," Jiang Yu glanced at Colma reproachfully, then glared at the young Gongfei student again, and reminded, "How long are you going to listen to the chat?"
Zheng Qing suddenly woke up and put down the wine glass in his hand.
"Nicholas, you know," he coughed, trying to say in a more serious tone, "the same student who repeated a grade twice in our class...... Nicholas Greene Oswall. Yesterday he got rid of the 'Oswall' blood on the side of Bell Lake. ”
"I've heard that, too. Colma nodded: "Didn't Razor and Augustus fight on the east side of the town because of this incident and ruined half the street......?"
"Great Sage!" a golden-haired witch stuck her head out from between the railings on the second floor, interrupting the 'harmonious' and lively conversation downstairs—Zheng Qing noticed that the witch also had a lock of silver hair hanging from her cheek, as if it had become the new fashion in the North District—the witch shouted in an anxious tone:
"Enoch's idiot had just tried to use a very complicated spell, and the spellbook required so much mana that it almost drained half of his life...... Now the wrinkles on his face are heavier than those of the Shar Pei! and his breathing is faint...... There's nothing anyone can do about it. ”
"Don't use that title!" Colmar glared at the curly-haired witch angrily, raising her voice slightly, "There is a bottle of amber soaking in sand worms at the bottom of the wine cabinet, and the bottle is wrapped in gray deerskin, you replace the wine in another bottle, take out those sand worms, and grind them into powder...... I'll deal with the rest when I go up!"
"All right, Great Sage!" the golden-haired witch retracted her head in a snap, and soon, through the crack in the unclosed door, there was a cacophony of voices and messy footsteps upstairs.
Colmar glanced apologetically at the two guests.
"Good work, great sage!" the young scholar looked at the owner of the Gini hut and said solemnly, "Serious business......
"Don't use that title anymore. Colma raised her hand, so frightened that Zheng Qing's head shrank back, thinking that she was going to beat herself, but the witch just raised her hand and pressed the corner of her forehead: "Why are you messing around with you?" ”
"It's not nonsense. Jiang Yu couldn't help laughing, but quickly pursed his lips and straightened his appearance: "This is the call of the North District...... It's the voice of the Wizards of the North End. ”
Wizard of the North End.
Although Jiang Yu had already used this word before, in this context, hearing this term again still made Colmar lose his mind for a moment.
A smile slowly formed at the corner of her mouth.
"If you don't mind, can you wait a little longer?" the owner of the Gini hut sighed deeply and came back to his senses, "...... They're like a bunch of kids who have just gotten a new toy. ”
"I have half a Kabbalah leaf here, and I might be able to help you. Jiang Yu took a book out of his pocket, and then stuffed a bookmark-like leaf into Colma's hand.
The owner of the Gini hut hesitated for a second, then a warm smile appeared on his face: "This is really helpful...... Well, well, I'm not going to rob your little boyfriend anymore. ”
As she spoke, she glanced at the dazed public scholarship student and admonished: "If you see your thighs, you have to hug them, and you have to hug them...... Hug your thighs, comfortable, not chilling. ”
Zheng Qing tugged at the corners of his mouth, subconsciously glanced at the thighs of the new great wizard, and then immediately retracted his gaze. He really didn't know what kind of expression to use to deal with this senior sister Qingqi's brain circuit.
However, he vaguely understood that Colma's 'thighs' should refer to Jiang Yu - Kabbalah leaves he had seen in potions textbooks, a magical plant full of vitality, very rare. Zheng Qing once saw someone buy this kind of leaf at a high price in the wandering wizard's bar, but no one paid attention to it until he bid nearly fifty jade coins, which shows its preciousness and rarity.
There seems to be nothing inappropriate for the head of the class Jiang to use this precious leaf as a bookmark, saying that she is a thigh.
But now, he cares more about Colma's previous sentence.
Didn't you hear that Jiang Yu had a boyfriend? Zheng Qing thought about every suspicious wizard around Jiang Yu, and didn't notice the slightly embarrassed expression of the witch next to him.
......
As it turned out, Colmar was right about her newfound wizards of the North. That's a bunch of bear kids who have just gotten their hands on a new toy.
Every ten minutes, a new magical accident is born: either two wizards accidentally break their partner's leg while practicing magic, or a wizard who is unfamiliar with magic is suspended in the air by a vine summoned by himself, and an exploding cauldron, a screaming mandrake, and a divination crystal ball turned into a shining ball of light.
Zheng Qing couldn't understand how those wizards from the Northern District could make an ordinary crystal ball flash in so many colors.
In the old days, the parchers would never have caused so much trouble, but for the current North District, the community-level changes brought about by magic far outweigh the impact that a Transfiguration or Divination should have.
Overall, however, most of the current accidents have been caused by the curiosity and desire of the wizards of the North End. Of course, more accidents come from their stupidity of lack of systematic education.
What was supposed to be a simple consultation lasted for an afternoon in this stupid atmosphere.
When Zheng Qing and Jiang Yu went home, a golden moon had already risen outside the window - not surprisingly, the two missed tonight's class meeting, fortunately because Jiang Yu was the class leader and had the right to give the two of them a suitable fake note.