I don't want to cause trouble, I don't want to do too much, I'm too lazy to do the whole thing, and I have a tactful temperament, this is Yushuhuai.

But with such a tactful personality, he just gave birth to a son, but his personality is very different from him, and he is somewhat similar to his mother at that time, with a hot temper, he is fighting and killing at every turn, and he will screw your head off with his mouth closed.

And it just so happened that his son had an excellent talent for cultivation since he was a child, and now at the age of thirteen, his cultivation has reached the three realms, which makes him even more arrogant and invincible.

In Yuping Mountain's own mountain, this kid is messing around, I wanted to bring down the mountain, the righteous sage brother Daoyuan, the head of the mountain Sanqing Mountain opening ceremony, take the kid to see the world, to see if there is a merry genius or a cultivator Tianjiao can suppress the sharpness and arrogance of his own boy, but I didn't expect that a few days ago, until now, there are no three or four young boys and girls who have discussed with their own son, and there are more than a dozen of them, but in the end they all ended with defeat to their own son, as the father of the winner of several arguments, Yushuhuai is not very happy, because his goal has not been achieved, but it makes Yuqi more and more complacent, and feels that he is invincible in the world。

Just saw his son come back scarred, Yu Shuhuai was distressed and happy, distressed that was as a father who saw his son injured like this, he said that it was not distressed, it was fake, happy, that is really happy, now someone can cure his son, Yuqi, this kid is not respectful, usually those elders are not good at him, the mountain god, is not good-looking, and they don't care about Yuqi.

Now although his son is governed, Yu Shuhuai still wants to ask which fierce man dares to do this, but when the sky falls, he didn't expect that it is the protagonist of the opening ceremony a few days later, the mountain god of Sanqing Mountain, Dao Yuan......

What's even more daring is that this kid actually stared at the saint figure, the god should be killed, when he decided to come or not to come for the Sanqing Mountain ceremony, the jade slip in his hand went to the top of the mountain with the invitation, and the jade Shuhuai, who was already well-read, naturally knew at a glance what the cloak on the portrait was wearing, so he got off the horse and took Yuqi thousands of miles to watch the ceremony......

The young mountain master of Yuping Mountain, who was stunned by this chestnut beating, covered his head and shouted inexplicably: "Dad, why are you beating me, I have been bullied by others, you don't want to avenge me but beat your own children, how can you be a father like this." ”

Next to him, Fu Bo stepped forward to help Yuqi and comforted: "Adults also have their own troubles, don't worry about the young master, wait for the adults to finish speaking." ”

To say that Yuqi has been short-tempered since he was a child, but for this Fu Bo, who has watched him grow up, his originally arrogant temper will indeed improve a lot. This makes Yu Shuhuai sometimes wonder, so he asked Yuqi, saying that I also grew up watching you, you were still born to Lao Tzu, why do you have such a bad temper towards me? Yuqi replied that after so many years, it is still the same sentence, you are different.

This makes the jade Shuhuai, who is full of economy, well-read, and full of ink, also speechless, he is different? What is the difference, is there no Fu Bo Lao? Yes, he was already a successful cultivator when he was young, and his appearance was also fixed in the appearance of his youth, and then because of his wife's story, he cast a spell to make himself look a little old, and he reached a middle-aged appearance. After that, Yushuhuai also dipped a fake beard and white hair on his face according to Fu Bo's appearance, but he still ate a closed door in front of Xiao Yuqi......

Yu Shuhuai walked a few more steps to the door, looked around, closed the doors and windows, and returned to his original position.

Yuqi asked, "Daddy, what are you doing, so mysterious." ”

Yu Shuhuai glanced at Fu Bo and said, "Qi'er is young and ignorant, Fu Bo, you don't recognize what the cloak and robe in the painting are?"

Fu Bo let go of the hand holding Yuqi and said, "The old slave knows, it is the object of the one in the Temple of Literature." ”

Yuqi said, "Temple of Literature, what is that?"

Yu Shuhuai reprimanded: "Usually let you read more books, and open your mouth and shut up every day to shout and kill, but now you don't even know what the Temple of Literature is." ”

Yuqi replied: "Then I'm not for the sake of cultivation, study hard, where do I get the time to read and write and do learning, besides, what's so good about those weak scholars, it's not as good as me to practice knives and guns, comfortable!"

The more Yuqi spoke, the more energetic he became, and he couldn't wait to take out his weapon and wield him for a few rounds in the next moment.

Yu Shuhuai smiled bitterly, shook his head, and shuddered at the back of his son's head, who was alive again, "Are you embarrassed to say that your so-called diligent practice in cultivation is to pinch chickens and chase dogs every day? ”

Yuqi blushed, covered his head, and shouted: "Dad, don't hit me on the back of the head, the old man under the mountain said that children will be very stupid when they hit the back of their heads too much!"

Yu Shuhuai smiled: "You don't need to beat your head, nature will be wasted." ”

Hey, Fu Bole on the side, looking at his own adults with strange eyes, how can he say this about his own child, it is the first time I have seen him up and down the mountain.

"Dad!" Yuqi was anxious, "How can you be Lao Tzu like this, if you really can't be a good person, let's change it, the rules remain the same, you call me Lao Tzu, I call you Dad!"

This is terrible, Yushuhuai immediately broke out, he couldn't stand this after reading the sage books, so he turned against Tiangang, insulted the name of the ancestors, chased Yuqi around the house, and chased me in a circle, Fu Bo laughed and said nothing on the side.

About tired of running, the father and son went around the round table, you and I pinched the waist and panted, Yuqi said, "Dad...... Father...... I was wrong, don't fight, can't my son be wrong......"

Yu Shuhuai stood up and wanted to fight, "Wrong, I think you kid just don't draw, you can really say anything, you can also give Lao Tzu such insulting words." He immediately took off his right boot and smashed it against Yuqi on the other side of the round table.

The young man in brocade came to the mountain to escape and shouted: "Dad, you beat me again, I will tell my mother when I return to the mountain, and then I will see how you explain to my mother!"

Oops, the little guy said that the hole card in his heart is as big as God, but it just so happens that Yushuhuai loves to eat this set. Yu Shuhuai's mind couldn't help but think of his wife's usual "gentle" behavior towards him on the mountain, and for a while his hands and feet became a little cramped, and in desperation, he looked at the boots he threw behind the brocade-clothed young man, and shouted at Yuqi: "Stinky boy, if I don't want to cause trouble to your mother, see if I don't beat you to death today." ”

Yuqi looked at her father with an expression on her face that I understand you.

Yu Shuhuai roared: "Look at it! Still laughing! If you don't pick up the shoes for Lao Tzu, do you want me to pick them up myself!"

Deserved, Yuqi ran over with a smile and picked up the shoes that his father threw behind him, and handed them to his father.

"Dad, I'll wear it for you!"

Yu Shuhuai said impatiently: "Roll on, flash aside, Lao Tzu will come by himself." ”

Yu Qihan smiled and stepped aside.

As a gentleman, Yuqi has his own set of life methods, such as when to be gentle, when to be soft, this is all tricks. But I haven't softened a few times over the years.

Seeing that his father's anger had almost subsided, Yuqi asked, "Dad, what did you just say I was in trouble?"

Yu Shuhuai said: "What kind of trouble? Do you know who the white-robed blind young man who injured you today is. ”

Yuqi shook his head, and said in his heart that I want to know and ask you, but my father is still angry, so I still don't say it.

Yu Shuhuai sighed and said, "It's no wonder you don't know, even your father and I only recently learned that it's not easy to hurt this kid who injured you." ”

"Qi'er, you have to behave well in a few days, there will be a banquet at that time, you must go with me to apologize, if that guy can teach you a trick and a half, your cultivation path from now on cannot be said to be extremely smooth, and it is not much different. ”

Yuqi said: "What kind of thing is so godly, and you also taught me a trick and a half, aren't those immortal spells in the attic of our mountain more powerful than his?"

Yu Shuhuai smiled and said: "Silly boy, in addition to the heirloom secret method, the rest of the immortal spell classics in our attic can also include a lot of rubbings with a little dim sum, that is, many of the ones in our attic are rubbings, and the spell used by the one who injured you today is the only one in the world......

Yuqi said: "I don't believe it, I don't believe that I spent a lot of money to go to the bottom of the mountain or the top of the Xianjia Mountain to buy his spell rubbing?"

Yu Shuhuai stared at his stupid son, and laughed and said that he was ignorant, "Do you know what is hidden?"

Yuqi seemed to be trying to recall, and then finally remembered, snapped his fingers between his hands, and said: "I heard Fu Bo tell this story, Daozang is a forbidden collection of books in the Taoist world, and it is the only one in the world, which contains all the immortal forbidden spells that are extremely harmful to the world because of their great power...... Father...... What do you mean? Boy, he's ......."

Yu Shuhuai nodded and said: "Yes, he is Daozang, the disciple of the Xuancang Dazun of the Immortal Mountain, the little junior disciple of the Confucian Temple, and the protagonist of this mountain opening ceremony, the mountain god of Sanqing Mountain, Dao Yuan." ”

Yuqi's face turned red, he usually listened to Fu Bo tell the story of Daozang, but he was yearning, he was extremely angry, and when he knew that the person who injured him today was Daozang, his eyes flashed rainbow-colored stars.

Idol!!!

Yuqi grabbed Yu Shuhuai's right hand sleeve robe, and said urgently: "Dad, let's hurry up and find the Dao Mountain God, I will go and apologize to him, and then let him teach me a few tricks of the secret methods of the immortal family in the Dao Collection......"

Yu Shuhuai didn't sit still for a while, and was dragged out of the bedroom by this kid with his sleeve robe, and ran towards the Sanqing Mountain.

Fauber followed, smiling silently.

This father and son are ......