Ma Xiaozhen and Chen Moyao walked side by side, enjoying the cool night breeze.

Chen Moyao was wearing a light blue cotton dress, but this simple long skirt made her slim, like a little fairy who came out of a campus watercolor, taken away from the scenery along the river, attracting the attention of countless people.

Ma Xiaozhen next to Chen Moyao was wearing flip-flops and screaming chicken beach pants, looking like a fighter in a dick. Walking beside Chen Moyao also attracted the attention of countless people.

A good cabbage is really arched by a pig!

There was a heartfelt sigh.

"Do you know?" Chen Moyao quietly leaned her head in the direction of Ma Xiaozhen and whispered, "Today is actually my birthday." ”

"Birthday?"

Ma Xiaozhen was stunned for a moment, and began to think hard to see if there was anything in his magic treasure house that could be given to Chen Moyao as a gift.

A salted fish with dreams, a wise killer chicken, a dog skin plaster vajra charm, a Limbo catwalk flip-flops......

Nima, it's all pit goods, and there is no high-end atmosphere!

Ma Xiaozhen scratched the back of his head in embarrassment: "I'm sorry, I really don't know, I didn't even prepare a birthday gift." ”

"Actually, I've already received a gift. Chen Moyao smiled: "Your bag of peerless mustard made me find the taste of my mother." It's the greatest gift I've received in years. ”

"Thank you for coming with me. Chen Moyao looked at Ma Xiaozhen, her cheeks were slightly red, and she lowered her head: "Today...... It was the happiest birthday I've had in 20 years. ”

This shyness of bowing her head is as straight as a hibiscus flower, and it adds three points of bright color, which is simply delicate.

Ma Xiaozhen saw it in his eyes, only felt a wave in his heart, and couldn't help but want to kiss Chen Moyao lightly on the lips.

Looking at Ma Xiaozhen's face slowly approaching, Chen Moyao's delicate body trembled, but she didn't dodge, but quietly closed her eyes.

The long eyelashes trembled slightly due to tension, like small flowers blown by the warm breeze in spring, which made people's hearts feel crispy and numb.

Difficult...... Is this the rhythm of the legendary first kiss?

Happiness came too quickly and suddenly, it was really unexpected.

As a veteran virgin who has been single for more than 20 years, Ma Xiaozhen's heart is like breaking into a cheerful alpaca, thumping......

No matter! Dead is dead!

Closing his eyes suddenly, Ma Xiaozhen kissed Chen Moyao on the lips.

Closer, closer......

Just before Ma Xiaozhen kissed Chen Moyao's lips, the screaming chicken on the beach pants seemed to feel the owner's heart, and suddenly sang a song "Itchy".

"Come on, be happy, there's a lot of time to ...... anyway"

Chen Moyao was like a frightened rabbit, "Teng" took a few steps back, and two red clouds flew up on her face.

"I, I, I'm still something!" The cute girl seemed to be poked in the heart, and looked panicked: "I, I, I haven't finished my homework yet, I, I, I ......"

The screaming chicken is still singing: "Come on, pretentious, anyway, there is a lot of scenery......"

Hearing these two sentences, the red cloud on Chen Moyao's face turned even redder, and he didn't know where to put his hands: "I, I, I ......." ”

The screaming chicken continued to sing: "The more I panic, the more I think, the more panicked, the more itchy, the more itchy and itchy......"

"I, I, I, I'll go first!"

Chen Moyao didn't dare to look at Ma Xiaozhen, she simply fled.

Ma Xiaozhen was dumbfounded and looked at the screaming chicken under his crotch.

The screaming chicken looked at Ma Xiaozhen calmly.

"Fuck you, uncle!"

Ma Xiaozhen let out a roar from the deepest part of his soul.

Lao Tzu has treasured his first kiss for more than 20 years!

It's time to squander!

As a result, you give me BGM at this moment!

Ma Xiaozhen couldn't wait to strangle the screaming chicken to death on the spot.

The screaming chicken suddenly cleared his throat and asked in a deep voice: "I, a cultivator of immortals, take the world as my own responsibility, how can I indulge in the private affairs of my children?"

"Lao Tzu is addicted to children's private affairs, it's your business!" Ma Xiaozhen was angry: "You are just Lao Tzu's background music playing 'chicken', okay?"

Hey?

Speaking of this, Ma Xiaozhen suddenly realized that something seemed to be wrong.

How can a screaming chicken speak? No, this seems to be the voice of Xuanhuang Ancestor?

"That's right! The old man is talking to you with the Soul Parasitic Technique!"

Xuanhuang Old Ancestor's voice came from the screaming chicken under Ma Xiaozhen's crotch, and he had a calm and breezy tone from a worldly master.

"Send your sister's soul!" Ma Xiaozhen went crazy: "Please don't send your soul to my crotch, okay? This feeling is really shameful! Others will think that I am a pervert, okay!"

"Ahem, ahem...... I was forced to do it. The screaming chicken coughed in embarrassment: "Just now, the old man watched the sky at night and found that the sky was moving, and the demon star eclipsed the moon." The old man pinched his fingers and calculated, there will be a catastrophe in the land of China. In a hurry, I had no choice but to use secret techniques to contact you. ”

"The sky is changing, the demon star is eclipsing the moon?"

It sounded very powerful, and Ma Xiaozhen was a little shocked.

Xuanhuang Ancestor: "Don't gossip, come back quickly, and discuss the big plan together!"

Ma Xiaozhen was anxious: "Hey, what kind of demon star eclipse moon, you can make it clear." ”

The screaming chicken came with a busy phone tone: "Tut-toot-toot-"

Ma Xiaozhen: "......"

It's really a magical feeling - what a bullshit soul parasitic secret technique, and a busy phone tone.

Ma Xiaozhen thought about it, although the alpaca on his belly was galloping happily, he always felt that Xuanhuang Ancestor said solemnly, and it should not be underestimated.

"Demon Star Eclipse Moon, will there be a catastrophe in the land of Shenzhou?"

Ma Xiaozhen muttered to himself, remembering that the Xuanhuang Ancestor had crossed over for the first time, and said that three years later, there would be a catastrophe that should happen to him, and he needed to use the Jiuyi Heavenly Venerable Ding to resolve this catastrophe.

Could it be that the catastrophe is ahead of schedule?

Ma Xiaozhen was undecided, but decided to go back and have a look first.

With a thought, Ma Xiaozhen unfolded the Lingbo cat step of the flip-flops under his feet, and his body suddenly became like a ghost, and he ran towards the resettlement community in the east of the city.

In less than ten minutes, Ma Xiaozhen had already pushed open the door and looked into the inner room.

Xuanhuang Old Ancestor was sitting cross-legged on the bed, his eyes closed, his breathing was steady, and faintly wisps of white qi could be seen burrowing into his mouth and nose with his breathing.

His right hand was pinching a unique seal, and his thumb was wandering between the other four fingers, as if he were deducing something from the sexagenary branch.

Ma Xiaozhen's heart "chuckled".

Since Xuanhuang Ancestor crossed, he has either slept at home every day, or occupied Ma Xiaozhen's computer to watch love and action blockbusters, or went to the kindergarten to tease the little girl, how could he have seen him so solemn?

Could it be that something big is really happening?

Ma Xiaozhen couldn't help but feel apprehensive in his heart.

"You're back......"

Xuanhuang Ancestor exhaled deeply, and some of the baby's fat faces trembled, and slowly opened his eyes.

"What does it mean to have an eclipse of the moon!"

Seeing Xuanhuang Ancestor open his eyes, Ma Xiaozhen hurriedly stepped forward and asked.

"The demon star eclipses the moon, there must be demons. Xuanhuang Ancestor smiled bitterly.

"Demon star eclipses the moon, there must be demons ......" Ma Xiaozhen felt that his voice trembled a little.

"Look there!" Xuanhuang Old Ancestor stretched out his hand and pointed out the window.

Ma Xiaozhen looked up in amazement, and looked out the window along the hand of Xuanhuang Ancestor.

Outside the window, in the night sky, there is a faint fire moving slowly in the night, and it has become a trend of moon by month.

"This ...... It's ......"

Ma Xiao was stunned.