Chapter 12 The Law of the Cake, Vest No. 1, the Beginning of Mythology

Early morning.

The lazy sunlight filtered in through the cracks in the curtains and shone on Zhou Zhou's big bed.

"Suzu-smack!"

As soon as the alarm clock twisted its buttocks, a ruthless hand had already suppressed it.

Thanks to a good schedule and a strengthened physique, Zhou Zhou's sleep quality is excellent.

Although it was already past two o'clock in the morning when he returned to Yijia's apartment last night, when the time came, he still woke up quickly and turned off the alarm clock.

Rubbing his eyes, he yawned.

People are awake, but their thoughts are not clear.

Zhou Zhou had a dream last night, dreaming that he was kneeling on the ground, and there was a beautiful sister-in-law kneeling next to him, Xinyi took a knife at him, and his father-in-law and mother-in-law were interrogated and asked him: "Do you want hands or feet?"

Zhou Zhou waved his hand: "Hands can't work, feet can't work." ”

In the dream, Tou Xinyi was unusual, and her sharp eyes suddenly stared at the little brother.

So Zhou Zhou was scared awake.

This dream is too absurd, not to mention Xinyi's character, it is impossible to take out a knife to threaten him, just against his relationship with his sister-in-law, this thing is also impossible.

You can't take it seriously!

Well.

Zhou Zhou was about to get up, moved, his eyes were round all of a sudden, and his sleepiness completely dissipated.

When I lifted the quilt and looked down, my whole face was green.

I saw my sister-in-law holding herself like a bear in a tree, wearing her sister's nightdress, her little head rubbing her brother-in-law's chest, sleeping sweetly, and soaking Zhou Zhou's clothes with saliva.

The girl's ghostly body fragrance was wrapped around the quilt, probably smelling it all night, and Zhou Zhou was a little used to it, so he didn't notice it much.

Zhou Zhou's movements woke up Gu Xinxin.

The innocent sister-in-law slowly raised her head and rubbed her eyes cutely.

"Good morning, brother-in-law. ”

it!

Morning big-headed ghost!

Zhou Zhou quickly lifted the quilt.

The little girl was wearing her sister's nightdress, which looked a little loose because it was two sizes larger, revealing a lot of crystal pink snow-white skin.

The pure and flawless face was raised, with a small chin with baby fat resting on Zhou Zhou's chest, confused little eyes, long eyelashes blinking, and ruddy and crystal lips, every place was full of beauty, with indescribable youthful charm.

Because the sleeping position is as bad as a child, the hem of the skirt has been piled up to the root of the legs, and you can see the pure white cotton trousers wrapping the upturned little buttocks, and the two snow-white jade/legs as white as porcelain are curled up and set on Zhou Zhou's thighs.

Damn!

Do you want to give benefits like this!

is probably used to the situation of Xinyi's overnight stay, so someone got into his bed in the middle of the night, and he was not alert, so he let the low-profile girlfriend of the sister-in-law take advantage of the loophole.

But I have to say that although it is 'low', it is very tender.

The flexibility and elasticity that has not been clouded and rained, through the thin nightdress, clings to Zhou Zhou's body, bringing him a strange enjoyment.

Now the posture of the two is more ambiguous and ambiguous, and every rise and fall of the body is tightly together, like a blend made in heaven.

Zhou Zhou is a pure man with strong blood, not to mention that he has just strengthened his physique, and now he is as strong as a leopard, and the raised red flag is against his sister-in-law's little buttocks, and it may become a colorful flag at any time.

Now that people are awake, their senses are clearer, and the red flag is becoming more and more heroic.

Zhou Zhou suddenly gasped, turned his head with difficulty, and silently recited the Ice Heart Recipe in his heart.

I finally understood why he dreamed like that, this was to make a mistake of principle.

"Hurry up, why run to my room and sleep. ”

There was a hint of anger in Zhou Zhou's voice, if he could speak calmly at this time, he would have to go to the andrology department.

"Brother-in-law, let me sleep a little longer, sleepy ~~zzZ~~~"

The little girl seemed to feel a little, subconsciously rubbed it, and put her face on Zhou Zhou's chest, soft, tender, Q bomb Q bomb is very feeling.

If Xinyi dared to tease him like this, Zhou Zhou would definitely let her know that she was powerful, but this was her sister-in-law.

My sister-in-law's ass can't be touched.

has already bullied other people's sisters, Zhou Zhou doesn't want to be a beast and spoil his sister.

"Get me up and go back to my room. ”

It's summer vacation now, and Zhou Zhou won't force Gu Xinxin to go to bed early and wake up early, but she can't continue to lie in her room.

"I don't~~~" The little girl plans to continue to rely on.

Syllable!

A big slap slammed into Gu Xinxin's upright little buttocks.

"Brother-in-law, you hit me!"

Gu Xinxin jumped up all of a sudden, covering her little buttocks, her dark eyes hid grievances, and she looked at Zhou Zhou.

"It's light to beat you, if you dare to do this next time, see if I don't tell your sister. "Zhou Zhou didn't have a good airway.

It's okay that no one sees it, but if it is seen by Xinyi, it will be mud falling into the crotch of his pants, and he can't explain it clearly.

Drove the sister-in-law back to the guest room to make up for sleep, Zhou Zhou got up, opened the curtains, pushed open the windows, ventilated and breathed, and destroyed the traces.

After washing up, washing rice and cooking porridge, Zhou Zhou sat on the sofa in the living room, took out a blank notebook, held a pen in his right hand, and unconsciously wrote and draw.

It's a habit for him to focus his mind more.

"First of all, I need a vest that fits the table. ”

Growth is a process.

Anyone will encounter all kinds of hardships in the process of growing up, and Zhou Zhou is no exception.

Most of the sources of these tribulations can be explained by the cake theorem.

Cake is a good thing, so it is often used as a metaphor for the production and distribution of economic benefits in a field as 'making cakes' and 'cutting cakes'.

'Making the cake bigger' means expanding the scale of interests, and 'cutting the cake' means dividing interests and establishing rules.

The emergence of any upstart will impact the original order, so if an upstart wants to stand on his heels and divide the well-fed 'cake' from the original interest group, he must face the impact of the old interest group.

Join them, defeat them, or be devoured by them.

Zhou Zhou is now standing in the perspective of the upstart, he has the Creation Jade Plate, which means that he has a ticket to promotion.

Whether he is engaged in business, martial arts, or opening up a new world, he will inevitably suffer from the impact of the outside world, so he needs a vest.

The advantage of using a vest is that the vest is unrestrained and without a trace, so that people can't find any flaws.

Don't think that Zhou Zhou has no father or mother, so he has no concern, he has lived in this world for twenty-four years, and he has already left indelible traces, not to mention anything else, just his girlfriend and sister-in-law are his big flaws.

If Zhou Zhou is stupid enough to take the name of the deity to go around, eighty percent will face all kinds of tribulations of open guns and plots, and Xinyi and Xinxin will also encounter danger.

"This vest has to be distinctive, eye-catching, fresh, novel. Zhou Zhou scribbled in his notebook, faintly sketching a new image in his heart, "And then he must be down-to-earth enough, able to be recognized quickly, have self-worth and a lot of fame." ”

In the final analysis, the role of this vest is to assist the deity in obtaining cause and effect points, and the conversion efficiency of the will power brought by fame is very low, but this method can still harvest a lot of cause and effect points.

Mosquitoes are also meat in less.

Zhou Zhou was not rich enough to ignore these causal points.

A few minutes later, a character was summed up in the notebook that stunned Zhou Zhou.

"In order to get a lot of karma points, Vest No. 1 stood up and decided to become an idol!"

Optimized to the extreme's appearance, a natural voice, master-level acting skills, excellent music works, film and television works from 3,500 different worlds, the first three layers of the Heavenly Demon Dafa (Boys' Version), the first three layers of the Demon Music Jue, the Dafa of the Wandering Spirit, a cheerful personality, and the warmth of the central air conditioner.

Probably as soon as he debuts, he will become a superstar, so that a lot of little fans will shout that they want to give birth to monkeys in the vest.

Zhou Zhou thought so, and then tore up the densely written pages and re-conceived them.

"Mysterious, wonderful, can be seen from afar without being playful. ”

"Perhaps..."

Zhou Zhou had a glimmer of inspiration in his mind, but he couldn't pierce through the layer of window paper.

"Somewhere in Bai Yueguang's heart, so bright but so cold~~"

The phone rang suddenly, extinguishing the aura that Zhou Zhou was about to grasp.

Zhou Zhou picked up his mobile phone, glanced at the caller ID, and skillfully connected: "Hey, Chunzi, why are you free to call me." ”

Yi Chun is a good friend of Zhou Zhou's university, and the relationship between the two is very good, and they often contact each other after graduation.

Also graduated from Normal University, Zhou Zhou became a teacher, but he went to be an anchor, with a small salary of 20,000 yuan every month, and his life was quite nourishing.

"Zhou Zhou, you shouldn't have forgotten what you said a few days ago, right?

"What's the matter... Oh, I remember. ”

Zhou Zhou reacted subconsciously, and then reacted.

Last week, Yi Chun asked him for a drink, and in a daze, he agreed to accompany him to a live broadcast of an outdoor adventure.

At that time, he was drunk, and he didn't notice anything wrong, but now he thinks about it, isn't it just an outdoor adventure, why do you want Junzi This guy is so easy to talk about it, and he pulls himself on with a dead face.

Not to mention the great night of outdoor adventures!

If you want to say that there is no greasy in this, even Zhou Zhou will not believe it.

"Junko, tell me clearly, where are you going to take me?"

Zhou Zhou teased with a meaningful smile on his face.

"Ahem... This..."

Speaking of the specific location, the other side of the microphone began to be confused.

"If you don't make it clear, I'll hang up. ”

Zhou Zhou's tone was threatening.

Yi Chun was really anxious, and hurriedly spoke: "Don't hang up yet, let's talk first, you can't refuse me after I finish speaking." ”

Zhou Zhou leaned on the sofa and said slowly: "Then it depends on your attitude." ”

"It's a ghost building. ”

The words fell, and the aura that had been extinguished returned to Zhou Zhou's mind again.

At that moment, Zhou Zhou grasped the future in his hands!

"Zhou Zhou, Zhou Zhou, are you still there?"

Opposite the microphone, Yi Chun saw that there was no response for a long time, and his heart sank and he was uneasy.

After all, if you are yourself, if you are dragged to the weirdest murderous place in Yangcheng, let alone brothers, friends don't have to do it.

"I'm sorry, Junko, I probably won't be able to go with you tonight. ”

Zhou Zhou held the mobile phone in his hand, slowly got up, walked to the kitchen and unplugged the rice cooker.

"Hey, Zhou Zhou, you can't do this, we've already said it..."

"Come on!" Zhou Zhou interrupted Yi Chun's words, "You're not afraid of death, I'm still afraid, I still have a great future and a beautiful girlfriend, so I won't accompany you to die." ”

"Where is this called death, where there are ghosts in this world, they are all fake, at most a little scary, no..."

Yi Chun was still swearing promises, but Zhou Zhou didn't want to hear it anymore.

Pinch off the phone.

Zhou Zhou took the little white porridge slowly, thinking leisurely in his heart.

No ghosts?

You can have no ghosts, don't you think?

The clear image was quickly sketched in Zhou Zhou's mind.

In less than a moment, a white-robed boy with a temperament as warm as jade, a shallow smile on the corner of his mouth, and eyes like a warm sun slowly emerged.

"In Xia Song Yu, it's rude. ”