The Jinbei car sold by Zhang has been around for several years, and it has dragged the leather goods of the bankrupt Jiangnan Tannery countless times in various streets and alleys and resettlement communities, and the mileage has exceeded 160,000 kilometers, which is only one step away from being scrapped.

Naturally, it is impossible to sit comfortably in such a luxury car.

The sponge on the back seat has long been worn out, and the hard stool hurts, making people feel like they are sitting on a tiger chair. In addition, the light and fluttering body has no shock absorption measures, and every time it crosses a pit, the body of the Jinbei car will be like a light singer dancing a ballet serenade, gently bounce up, and land heavily on the ground.

Every time he bounced up and landed, Brother Scorpion felt as if he had been hit by a flamethrower, and he even felt that his chrysanthemum was like an erupting volcano.

Not long ago, under the persecution of Ma Xiaozhen, Brother Scorpion silently ate more than eight spicy delicacies such as spicy chicken wings, spicy dry pot shrimp, spicy beef, spicy bean skin, sour and spicy phoenix feet, sour and hot lotus root slices, sour and spicy potato chips, etc......

But three-quarters of the Leaning Tower of Pisa on the table was still swaying in the wind.

Brother Scorpion felt like he had turned into a fire-breathing dragon, as if a sneeze could also shoot out a sea of fire, which could ignite 10,000 tons of powerful explosives.

After trying to finish the last piece of hot and sour lotus root, Brother Scorpion finally collapsed.

He was like a helpless girl, sitting on the ground with his legs in the shape of an inner eight, crying like a pear blossom with rain.

"You beasts, you are so inhuman...... Brother Scorpion sobbed and trembled and accused: "You guys...... Isn't it painful to touch your own conscience......"

"Alas......" Ma Xiaozhen finally moved his compassion: "Forget it...... If you can't eat it, don't eat it...... Don't be naughty in the future, be good, stop being naughty, and order these disgusting dishes......"

Brother Scorpion finally saw the dawn and the dawn, and the strings that had been taut finally broke, and he couldn't help but cry: "I must be a good person in the future, and I will never be naughty again......"

"This bad luck boy. Ma Xiaozhen glanced at Brother Scorpion, who cried bitterly and vowed to reform himself, and then looked at Zhang Sale: "It's over, let's go back." ”

Zhang Zhan looked at Brother Scorpion, glanced at the tarantula who was still kneeling beside him, and stopped talking a little, and finally said in a low voice: "We have completely offended Du Si now, what should we do next?"

"I almost forgot about our fourth master. ”

Ma Xiaozhen slapped his head and greeted Brother Scorpion: "Brother Scorpion, lead the way, go to your uncle's martial arts club!"

Brother Scorpion cried with a sad face: "Brother, it's not good!"

Ma Xiaozhen glared: "Don't talk nonsense, go, buy the order first!"

"What?

"Nonsense! If you don't buy it, I'll buy it! You ordered this dish, and you ate it, it's none of my business!" Ma Xiaozhen said solemnly: "You had a very bad attitude towards the waiter when you ordered the food just now! Be polite when you check out! Pay attention to the quality." ”

Beasts!

blackmailed me more than 200,000 yuan, and forced me to eat this belly of chili peppers.

Even if you want me to pay!

Is there any heavenly reason?

Is there any royal law?

And is there no humanity?

Brother Scorpion's heart was full of 10,000 familiar alpacas, but he could only squeeze out a dry smile that was more ugly than crying, and with a rare high-quality image, he took out the last cash in his pocket to pay the bill.

"Well, that's pretty much it. Ma Xiaozhen waved his hand: "Then let's go, go to your uncle's house to kick the hall." ”

Brother Scorpion cried with a sad face: "Brother, can you wait for ......?"

"What?"

"I have hemorrhoids and ......" Brother Scorpion's face was full of tears: "I want blood in my stool......"

Ma Xiaozhen: "......"

Zhang Sale: "......"

Kneeling tarantula on the side: "......"

......

In this way, finally waiting for Brother Scorpion to finish his blood, the four of them squeezed into the Jinbei bread that Zhang sold, and wandered all the way, and finally stopped in one place under the guidance of Brother Scorpion.

"Brother, it's here. ”

Brother Scorpion said to Ma Xiaozhen with a smile.

"Oh, it's here. ”

Ma Xiaozhen, who was napping in the car, rubbed his sleepy eyes, jumped off the car, and shouted.

"Kick the hall—"

The so-called once born and twice cooked, Ma Xiaozhen kicked the gym for the first time in Zhaojiagou, but he was regarded as a man who came to eat a flowing water seat, which was simply disgraceful, and he did not have the domineering spirit of half a person who kicked the gym. This time, Ma Xiaozhen fully summed up the lessons of kicking the gym, and learned the pretending routine of Muay Thai fighter Naihu.

Half loud, no movement.

"Brother......" Brother Scorpion reminded cautiously: "This is the parking lot, and I haven't arrived at the martial arts hall yet......"

Ma Xiaozhen was furious: "Nima, don't say it earlier, waste Lao Tzu's expression." ”

"It's not that it's hard to park at the entrance of the martial arts hall. ”

"Less nonsense, lead the way!"

Ma Xiaozhen kicked Brother Scorpion's buttocks, once again giving Brother Scorpion a feeling of volcanic eruption.

Under the leadership of Brother Scorpion, who wanted to cry without tears, the group walked from the parking lot to the entrance of the martial arts shrine.

Finally found the door!

Ma Xiaozhen sighed in his heart, flew up, kicked the door open with a "bang", and shouted like a thunderbolt.

"Kick the gym!"

Kick the gym?

The audience was quiet, and the people practicing boxing stopped, and everyone's eyes were focused on Ma Xiaozhen.

The strange man in front of him was holding a piece of soft white sand in his mouth, stepping on a pair of strange flip-flops, and wearing a pair of big beach shorts printed with screaming chickens.

At this moment, the screaming chicken on the big beach shorts is singing a strange agricultural heavy metal rock song "Everything Dies" as always:

"If one day I am old and nowhere to go, I walk into your room in the autumn, kick the door in and sing the most dazzling national style, and quietly watch you pee on the ground......"

"Quietly watch you pee all over the place......"

......

Where did this come from?

That's what everybody thinks in their hearts.

In front of everyone, Ma Xiaozhen's vanity was greatly satisfied.

Is this what it's like to kick the gym?

That's great!

At the far end of the ring is a tea house, and a middle-aged man is sitting in the tea house, which is the legendary Du Siye. He glanced at Ma Xiaozhen, and then glanced at the tarantula that Ma Xiaozhen was carrying in his hand, and the surprise in his eyes flashed.

"Fourth uncle!"

Brother Scorpion saw his uncle, and under the excitement, he finally couldn't hold back his tears, snatched out of his eyes, rushed all the way over, and cried like an angry little daughter-in-law:

"Fourth uncle, it's ...... him who bullied me"

Du Siye was silent, he squinted his eyes, his eyes wandered on Ma Xiaozhen, and he was suspicious in his heart.

Today, he is going to receive a senior master in the martial arts club, who has an old relationship with his master and has also been entrusted by his master to teach him martial arts for two years.

It's just that this master has a modest personality, and his temperament is not in line with him, and he has never liked his ruthless style. In the past few years, Du Siye has dominated the side in Changzhou, and he rarely has any dealings with this master.

But in the past two days, this master put down his words and wanted to come to the Zhenyu Martial Arts Hall to talk about it. Du Siye has been walking between black and white over the years, and there are quite a few places where he has crossed the line and violated the ban, and he has also violated some rules in the Xingyi Gate intentionally or unintentionally. After sending someone to inquire, he learned that this master was entrusted by the seniors in the Xingyi Sect to come to the Zhenyu Martial Arts Hall this time, and he was even more apprehensive in his heart.

Therefore, early this morning, Du Siye was waiting at the Zhenyu Martial Arts Society, waiting for that master to come. After waiting for a long time, people didn't wait, but they waited for Ma Xiaozhen, who kicked the hall.

Looking at Ma Xiaozhen wearing flip-flop beach pants, Du Siye guessed in his heart.

The number in front of him, does it have anything to do with that master?

How dare you ask Lao Tzu to pee all over the place?