Chapter Twenty-Nine: Fake Death Doesn't Come True Death
"Alas!" the little guy sighed and said: "You don't know, my family is the most kind-hearted, paving the way for the people to build bridges, giving porridge and rice in times of disaster, and also outside my family, last year I made a good heart, to fast and full of monks, so I set up the archway in the village, since my family members set up this archway that thousands of monks are not blocked, it was good at first, the monks thanked my family members for their kindness, but then ....."
"Alas!" the little guy sighed again and continued: "The villain is careful, and later found that there are many familiar monks who come every day, so after a few days of careful reading, sure enough, some monks fill in their names in the name book, and come to the foreign house three times a day to receive rice collar white film. Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info"
Although the villain is a slave here, he can't watch the kindness of the outsider to fill the stomach with the rice film that was filled into the stomach inexplicably, so the villain immediately informed the outside. ”
"You're loyal!" Goku said with a smile.
Being praised by others, the little girl's face softened a lot, and he continued: "The staff knows about this, and they just talk about some rice grain, and a few monks mix some food and drink, maybe they are hungry, so they don't need to care." ”
Saying that, the little girl's face turned angry again, and he said hatefully: "But this matter is getting more and more outrageous, a month later, there are hundreds of monks who come every day, and ninety percent of them find a place to rest nearby after receiving it, and come to collect it again at the next meal, and so on every day! ”
Wukong smiled: "Shengmi Endou Mi Qiu, I don't know what to do with your family members?"
"You look strange, and what you say is really reasonable! My family members are also helpless after hearing this, how can a family support these hundreds of people? What should we do if it rises to thousands in the future? No matter how big the family business is, we will have to eat poor! Outside the staff are helpless, and want to persuade those who come every day, this can provoke the anger of the public, hundreds of people rushed into this door, not only the rice and noodles were robbed, but there were also many thefts in the courtyard, and many people were injured in order to protect the staff when the crowd was impacting, and the loss outside the staff was really not small. ”
"Have you ever reported to the official?" asked Wukong.
The little guy nodded and said: "Report to the official, but unfortunately when the catch is coming, these monks will suddenly scatter as birds and beasts, and they can't catch a few at all. ”
"Then you continue to give porridge?" Wukong asked.
The little guy said angrily: "In a fit of anger, naturally they don't continue to give porridge, but these monks have tasted the sweetness, how can they leave easily, and they rushed into the courtyard several times, injured me and many other people, and caught a few times and didn't see the harvest, as a last resort, the staff ordered me to guard the door here every day, and posted a big red notice on the wall never to give up porridge again, and every time the notice was pasted, these monks were angrily torn apart, and took the opportunity to rush into the hospital again, and even the staff were injured. ”
What the little guy said reminded Wukong of those who drove Mercedes-Benz BMW to receive subsistence allowance in later generations, and he was helpless, sure enough, there are moths and scum in any era.
"Under the anger of the outside, I invited all my relatives and friends, and I and other relatives and friends were also invited after being instructed by the outside, and hundreds of relatives and friends fought against hundreds of monks, which stopped the evil things that rushed into the courtyard every day. ”
"This has been maintained for a month, just these relatives have eaten up the surplus food of the outside family, and the monks have gradually dispersed, even so, there are still dozens of monks who come here every day to try their luck, don't you look at the root of the wall!"
"I see, you go and tell your family members to come out, and I'll find a way for you to never get rid of future troubles!" Wukong said confidently.
"Is that true?!" asked the little guy with a look of disbelief.
Wukong said confidently: "It's naturally true, you should report it quickly!"
"You wait here, the villain will go right away!" Knowing that Wukong had a way, the little guy was also happy that he couldn't find the north, and ran into the compound with a smoke.
Soon a fat man who looked to be in his sixties walked out, and although he was surprised by Wukong's appearance, he did not retreat, and asked with a face full of surprise: "But do you have a way to get rid of these monks?
Wukong looked at the outsider's expression and smiled: "I have this way to pack the spirit, but I still need to be brave outsider." ”
"Please!" It seems that this member is also angry with the monks, and his tone is very firm.
Wukong whispered: "After a while, the four of us will go in, as soon as these monks see us entering, they don't follow the break, as long as they follow the break, but someone pushes you, you will fall to the ground and pretend to be dead, rest assured, even if you are really dead, I will have a way to get you back from the ghost gate." ”
Wukong's method is relatively damaged, and it is the method of those who touch porcelain in later generations, the so-called severe illness under fierce medicine, I don't believe that these monks even killed people and have the heart to eat other people's food.
If there is such a thing, it is to defile the golden hoop stick, and Wukong will personally kill a few.
And there is another point, this Kou Wai Yin Hall is black, and there is a very strange aura nearby, but it's a pity that Wukong doesn't have fiery eyes and can't see anything, even if he can't see whether it's a ghost official, through the side door face art taught by Bodhi Ancestor, Wukong can still see that there are life worries outside the Kou member, all in all, maybe it's the ghost official who didn't dare to step forward to take the soul because no one did it.
Just give the ghost a chance.
"You man won't hurt my master, right? These monks are crazy to eat. The little guy next to him asked worriedly.
"Little brother, don't worry, as long as there is any damage outside the staff, with my grandson here, none of these monks will be able to escape, and I will give you a pot of serving. Wukong said confidently.
Don't say that it is dozens of ordinary monks, that is, dozens of goblins, and Wukong wants to take it down, isn't it just a matter of plucking.
"Okay!" Seeing that Wukong said so confidently, in order to never suffer in the future, he said firmly: "You were born as a vision, you must be a person with great ability, and my old Kou will believe you once." ”
Wukong instructed the little servant again: "If a monk rushes to you, you will pretend to close the door, but when you see your family members falling, you will shout that you have killed someone!"
"The villain knows!" After speaking, he shouted loudly: "Grandpa invites a few masters to come in, please!"
Looking like welcoming the four of Wukong, the old pig was already hungry, so when he heard this, he hesitated, strode over and squeezed through the door and rushed into the yard to find food by himself.
Xuanzang and Sha Seng went in with the white dragon horse in turn, and the monks didn't do it now.
What does this mean, ten thousand monks don't stop and don't let in, two of the four people who just came have a vision and don't know where to come, and the other two can be sure to be monks!
Why don't you let yourself in and let those two monks in?
When he saw that the four of them were all welcomed in by the little guy, the Kou member looked in the direction of the monk and turned around to go in.
Originally, I thought that the Kou members might have to greet themselves and others before they entered, but now there is no hope, they look at each other, and they don't know who shouted, and the monks rushed inside again.
The Kou Yuan turned around and walked straight to the front of the human wall formed by the family members, looking at the dozens of monks who were running angrily, although they were also afraid in their hearts, but in order to no longer be harassed by the monks, they resolutely did not retreat.
Although Kou Yuanwai was chubby, after all, he was an old man in his sixties, how could he resist the push and shove of dozens of young monks, and one of them fell down.
The little guy who got Wukong's face-to-face instruction was closing the door, and when he saw that the Kou Yuan had fallen, he immediately shouted hoarsely: "Kill someone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The monks were stunned, and they didn't push it anymore, including the family members and the villagers who were watching the excitement on the side, and quickly formed a circle of people with three layers inside and three layers outside, only to see the people who fell to the ground with less air in and more out of breath, and soon there was no movement, and there were bold monks who did not believe in evil and went up to try the snort outside the staff, and shouted with pale faces after a pause.
"Dead Man!!!"
Crazy crowd out of the crowd and ran into the distance.
Now the nest was blown up, and the monks ran away like crazy, leaving only the villagers and the family to look at each other.
"The grandfather has been killed, arrest the monk quickly, and don't let the four in the courtyard go. The little guy who Wukong asked was also loyal, and he tried to lose his breath outside the Kou member, and reacted quickly and couldn't let go of the murderer.
However, before these people could chase them, they saw the monks who had not yet run away, and each of them was pushed to the ground by three or five little monkeys who came from nowhere, and there was only a wail, where could one of them run away.