Chapter 1 I want to strike
"I'm annoyed, I'm annoyed, when will this hard day be a head. There is also a heavenly reason, nine thousand years of you let me sit here every day, every day to look at you and these bad old men, can I stand it?"
"The star monarch is angry, the star monarch is angry, and the previous star monarchs are like this. Taishang Laojun hurriedly stepped forward to comfort.
"I don't understand, what are you waiting for Taishang Laojun, Tai Bai Xing, and what other Tota Heavenly King, Erlang God, even the Shunfeng Ear who guards the Nantian Gate, and the clairvoyance are hereditary for life, why do I, the Jade Emperor, want to change it every nine thousand years?
"Boo, boo," Taishang Laojun looked at the nine heavens, "I said that I was afraid of corruption and inconvenient management, so I proposed reform, and if I made achievements, I could naturally be re-elected, so I made it like this" hurriedly said.
"Oh, it's boring, I don't want to do it anymore, I'm going to resign," Ka Ye Nan said angrily.
"No, no, the Star Monarch is angry. Next to him, Tai Bai Xing, Tota Heavenly King Li Jing, Erlang God Yang Jian, Yue Lao, God of Wealth, Shou Xing and other immortals gathered in a big circle, and persuaded them gossipingly.
"No, you will find a way for me, I will have two days off, major holidays must be on vacation, and I will have to travel abroad, in short, the old yellow calendar written is tens of thousands of yuan, it must be changed, and the rules should be changed." Kayenan said.
"This, this, I'm afraid it's inappropriate."
"If it's not appropriate, it must be done, or I will strike...".
Jia Ye Nan was one of the five candidates for the Jade Emperor Star Monarch in Heavenly Court this time, and he was originally the least likely to do so. Unexpectedly, the other four big guys who supported behind were afraid of being pressed by each other, and pulled each other's hind legs, and after hundreds of discussions, in the end, Jia Ye Nanze, represented by the thousands of immortals, won the jackpot and became the Jade Emperor Xingjun of this year.
(Thousands of little immortals: It is an alliance of low-status immortals such as mountain gods, land gods, river gods, imperial horse supervisors, and Pan Taoyuan)
The little immortals waited for 90,000 years, and after ten years of hard work, this time they finally won narrowly under the intrigue of the other four masters, and it is said that on the day of Ka Ye Nan's victory, all the places were flooded and the ocean was raging.
Later, I learned that it was caused by these little immortals crying bitterly after the victory, but fortunately it did not cause turmoil in the mortal world, otherwise Ka Ye Nan would have lost one of the extraordinary three pardons.
"Gotta get it, I didn't laugh at you, I discussed with you, every hundred Xun I go out for a walk, in the past life, in this life, in the future and even nine days away, if you don't agree, then you can watch it."
"Xingjun can't be impulsive, don't think twice" As Xiaoxian's representative in the heavenly court, the ambassador of Pan Taoyuan, a handful of snot and tears.
"Xiaoxian has an idea, we jointly report Xingjun's thoughts on the top, let the top take a look, if the top agrees, we have no opinion, fully support Xingjun, Xingjun looks good" Taishang Laojun saw this kind of scene, I just stirred up the troubled waters.
"Okay, hurry up and report it, if you don't believe it in three days, I will let you wait for it to look good, I am sleepy, and I will go to sleep" After speaking, Ka Ye Nan patted his ass and left.
Originally, Taishang Laojun wanted to delay it for a while, but he didn't expect Jiaye to be smart and not fall for him.
The immortals surrounded Taishang Laojun with sad faces, how good is this!
"I'll report it when I see it, with the joint name of our ten thousand immortals, the ancestors above the nine heavens should think about it, and besides, we have been like this for millions of years, are you so annoying."
Although the ambassador of Pan Taoyuan is not high-level, he is the person in charge of the Alliance of Little Immortals, and there are many people who can be overwhelming!
"Well, the matter has come to this, all the immortals will jointly try it!"
"Does this mean a rebellion?" a majestic voice from above the Nine Heavens.
"Tianzun is angry, the immortal family thinks this idea is good, although I am above the nine heavens, I must also keep pace with the times. A gentle female voice remembered.
"Well, you are soft-hearted. The deity knows that you are such a grandson, all right. The deity made an exception for you once, then it was one yuan a day, and you can't bargain anymore." The voice of majesty remembered again.
"Obey the law," replied a gentle female voice.
"Hahaha, that's a good idea." Ka Ye Nan was very happy, although one yuan in the heavenly court is a thousand years, which means that he can serve one day in a thousand years, where to go, what to do, and whom.
As long as it doesn't violate the rules of heaven, no one cares, no matter what, Ka Ye Nan won, and the law that has lasted for thousands of years has been broken by Ka Ye Nan, and the code of heaven has been rewritten.
"Child, grandma can only do this, and it depends on your own creation, you can do it yourself!"
"Ahh A hundred years later, mortals are about to die.
Ka Ye Nanze's mother was in pain, and she used the immortal method to make her immortal.
There is a rejection of reincarnation in this matter, and it is not within impermanence. As a result, he committed the great crime of disobedience to the Heavenly Rules, and in the end, Ka Ye Nanze's mother was sealed in the Nine Heavens Ice Cellar, tortured by cold ice, and never allowed to be free.
Because of her kindness to Tianzun, Ka Ye Nan was exempt from punishment and grew up under the deliberate protection of her grandmother
。 Because of the fear of the oppression of the four major families, my grandmother formed a Thousand Little Immortal Alliance behind the scenes, so that Ka Ye Nan could protect herself.
"I hope you can save your mother, my daughter, after all, it's over a hundred dollars, hey..."
"Xingjun, it's time to go to the Imperial Horse Supervisor to elect the Heavenly Horse today, you see..."As the deputy of the Thousand Little Immortal Alliance, and also the secretary of Kaye Nanze, there are complicated and detailed arrangements for what to do every day, where to go, who to meet, and what to discuss.
"It's boring, I want to listen to the song," Kayenan said.
"Xingjun, otherwise, Xingjun will choose Tianma first, and after choosing, what song do you want to listen to Xiaoxian to find Xingjun, how about it?"
"It's annoying, okay, go pick a horse".
"Ride the Imperial Horse Supervisor," the heavenly official shouted.
"The star monarch sent the imperial horse supervisor, and the immortals avoided it" The star officer on duty echoed loudly, the banner fluttered in order, and the team went towards the imperial horse supervisor.
Ten thousand horses galloped, white as snow, black as hair, red as smoke, yellow as a dream. In the midst of the fairy music, the horses walked through the corridor in a neat row.
"Choose a horse, what's the point of this, I'm a dignified Jade Emperor Xingjun, I actually want to choose a horse for you!"
"Xingjun forgot that every yuan must be given to the four families as a gift, which was also one of the requirements of the four families at that time," Tianguan said.
"Bah, I am a dignified star monarch, and I still have to look at your face" Ka Ye Nan was dissatisfied.
"Xingjun said cautiously," Tianguan looked at the heavenly soldiers and generals standing next to him, fairies and fairies. He said softly: "Just because Xingjun is the new emperor and has not yet made achievements, so..."
"Hmph, I know that these four people are not well-intentioned, and they want me to be a puppet, so let's dream!" was reminded by the heavenly official, knowing that there were a lot of eyes, ears, and mouths next to him. Ka Ye Nan could only whisper.
"If Xingjun can do some achievements, he will naturally block the mouths of the people, and then it will be the time for us to raise our eyebrows" Tianguan, as the hardcore of Ka Ye Nanze, must show his attitude.
"Yes, let's say it. What am I going to do?" said Ka Ye Nan urgently.
"Ahem, don't be in a hurry, choose Pegasus first, and then Xiaoxian will discuss with the ambassador and then make plans."
"Then let's do it first."
"Star Monarch, this Pegasus".
"Then this, two, three, four, just these four horses, after the selection of the palace, I am tired.
"Well, follow the law".
"Xingjun returned to the palace, and the immortals avoided it", and the team returned in a mighty way.