Chapter 1: The Strange Old Way of the Immortal Mansion

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Summer.

Cicadas chirp in Jinzhou City, and the rain hits the lotus pond.

On the playground of Hetang Middle School, one of the most perverted schools in Jinzhou City, a boy is beating his head in the drizzle, laughing from time to time, like a nervous patient.

"Hell, how could such a strange thing happen. ”

The boy was pounding his head frantically while muttering to himself.

This person's name is Zhou Tianqi, he is a transfer student in the first class of the second year of Hetang Middle School, because he played WeChat in the afternoon math class, the homeroom teacher punished him to run the playground after class, and he encountered a strange thing while running, in Zhou Tianqi's own words, he had a dream, in which he went to a different world called Xianling Mountain.

It was a majestic mountain floating in the clouds.

There is a vacant space the size of a football field on the top of the mountain, a fairy mansion in the middle, a small courtyard with a gate, three in and three out, which is full of strange flowers and plants, peaches and fruits.

There are many fairy grasses and fruit trees that do not grow on the ground, but float in the air, and their roots are like the tentacles of an octopus, covered with countless small suckers, and the small suckers beat regularly and breathe in the clouds and mist around them, drawing nutrients from them.

The trees are inhabited by eight-mouthed monkeys, seven-winged birds, and even elven species such as thumb-sized little Superman, Pikachu, and Kung Fu Panda.

These guys were jumping among the fairy grass and fruit trees, running all over the courtyard, and they were not afraid of Zhou Tianqi at all.

There are also some elders with wings, seeing strangers coming, flying in line over the immortal mansion, and shuttling between the rockery towers from time to time, frolicking in the waterfall.

Could this be a fairyland on earth?

Looking at the fairy spirit mountain, which was as strange as a fantasy, Zhou Tianqi was a little in a trance.

At his feet there was a winding path of sheep's intestines, paved with cobblestones, leading to the Immortal Mansion.

Zhou Tianqi walked through the leafy flowers, bypassed the banana trees that were more than three people tall and five meters wide, and followed the winding stone path to the outside of the Immortal Mansion, and when he pushed the door in, he saw a species similar to his favorite elven mouse making tea to welcome him.

The little guy was the size of Zhou Tianqi's fist, his whole body was snow-white, there was not even a single stray hair on his body, and his two eyes were like talking eyes, flickering and flickering, very cute.

The ears of the little guy are very distinctive, almost as long as an adult's index finger, folded into a flower in all directions, not so much an ear, in fact, more like a cone, it is less than a centimeter above the eye, it looks a little abrupt, but as long as it is scattered to both sides, the appearance will become particularly cute.

The mouth is basically a slit, less than a centimeter wide, and the left corner of the mouth is still showing a three-centimeter-long, big red fangs with curved hooks, which looks stupid and cute.

Come and have some tea!

The little guy actually greeted the guests, Zhou Tianqi was about to go up and hug him, when the host's house, an old man with a fairy wind and bones, and a silver-haired Taoist with a full beard and a beard came out of the inner room.

Brother Zhou, you're here!

The Taoist chief calls himself "Jin Tuo Tuo Shang Immortal", with sky-high nostrils, black and white eyebrows, and a snow-white beard tied three hand-holding knots, just reaching the ground, wearing a gray and white robe with a pair of Taoist shoes, with a dusty waist insertion, and a gentle and elegant speech.

He likes to collect flowers and strange beasts in his life, and recently heard that the fairy world is obsessed with elf games, so he sent someone to invite Zhou Tianqi and wanted him to help him catch elves.

After listening to the description of the Taoist, Zhou Tianqi felt that the matter of catching elves sounded quite interesting, but interesting is interesting, no one has ever heard of elves in the world.

Dao Chief, are you mistaken, there are no elves in our place.

Brother Zhou, you are wrong! Elves are everywhere, but you can't see them with your naked eyes.

Are you sure?

Of course!

According to the narration of the immortals of Jintuo Shangxian, the elven culture has a longer history than mankind.

The elves on the earth basically immigrated from a planet called Elven Heaven more than a billion years ago, and in that place, in addition to the elves that Zhou Tianqi had just seen, there were more unimaginable species.

Dao Chief, you're not bragging, are you? Zhou Tianqi was a little skeptical.

If Brother Zhou doesn't believe me, go back and look for it in your school.

We have elves in our school?

Seeing Zhou Tianqi looking like he was killed and didn't believe it, he smiled and said that there are two earth elves living in the canteen of your Hetang Middle School, an old and a young one, the old one is called Jin Feng Butterfly, it has lived for a hundred years, and the small one is called Pi Lao Mouse, which is less than ten months old, if Brother Zhou can catch them for me, this fairy can help you realize a wish, how?

After speaking, the Taoist took out a spirit trap net from his long sleeve and taught him a set of methods to capture the elves.

He slammed twice in the palm of Zhou Tianqi's right hand, saying that this is a spell to open the eyes of the sky, and before catching the elves in the future, as long as you follow the method just taught, you can see the elves, and then you only need to catch the elves with a spirit trap net like catching a butterfly.

So much fun, and with a reward?

Zhou Tianqi took over the spirit trapping net, thinking that if this deal was completed, it would be quite fun to let him drop his pants in public or cure his father's frozen shoulder when the teacher who targeted him every time he wanted to punish him in the future.

So what if I want to buy the sports lottery jackpot?

Seeing that Zhou Tianqi asked such a stupid question, the Taoist chief smiled, and said that the two elves, one old and one young, were only enough to exchange for a hundred elf coins, and the wish that could be exchanged was to help his father cure frozen shoulder or something, and if he wanted to exchange for a greater wish, the only way to exchange it was to capture more elves and exchange more elf coins.

Following the Taoist chief who called himself Jin Tuo Tuo Shangxian gave him a choice, go to the palace in the next year to catch a bookworm elf named Losa Mayil, and say that that guy can at least exchange 10,000 elf coins in Xianling Mountain, which is enough to buy two sports lottery jackpots.

Can you still go to ancient times to play with Zhu Yuanzhang? This is good! But Zhou Tianqi still decided to give it a try in school first, thinking it was safer and more reliable.

After waking up from the "dream", Zhou Qi found that he was still running on the playground, the rain in the sky was still drifting, I had never heard of anyone dreaming while running, Zhou Qi thought that he must be too tired, but he found a net pocket under his feet, so he began to beat his head to try to wake himself up.

By the way, didn't that Dao chief teach me a set of ways to catch elves, and I won't know if I'm dreaming if I try it.

Zhou Tianqi found a place where no one was, according to the method taught by the Taoist master in the dream, first got rid of distracting thoughts, concentrated his mind in his mind and recalled in his mind the method of opening the eyes of heaven taught by the immortals on Jin Tuotuo, and then clenched his right hand into a fist, slowly raised it to his chest, the heart of the fist was upward, and at the same time stretched out his index finger and middle finger, gathered all his thoughts on the sword finger, and then used the sword finger to draw three circles clockwise in the palm of his left hand, followed by a mantra, and then drew three circles counterclockwise, and then recited a mantra to open the eyes of the sky, and then pulled out with both hands.

Suddenly, Zhou Tianqi felt hot all over his body, and he obviously felt hot pain in the center of his eyebrows, chest, and dantian.

What the hell? It hurts!

Zhou Tianqi was about to give up, but he felt that something like a mist was emanating from the palm of his left hand, and in the blink of an eye, his left hand was like a strong flashlight with electricity, and the "fog" suddenly dispersed to ten meters away.

When Zhou Tianqi spread out his right palm, he suddenly found that the palm of his right hand had become a screen, showing exactly where the palm of his left hand shone on.

Jin Tuotuo's stinky old way is really boundless, but how did he collect the eye of the sky?

Zhou Tianqi inadvertently clenched his left hand into a fist, and the aura disappeared immediately, and after groping for a while, he found that as long as the fist was spread out again within five seconds, the Heavenly Eye would not be extinguished, but after more than five seconds, he had to recite the spell again to reopen the Heavenly Eye.

Time passed quickly, and after eating in the cafeteria with Chen Li, the class flower he had been secretly in love with for a long time, Zhou Tianqi told a little lie under the pretext of asking Chen Li to help him ask for leave, and quickly found a corner to lie down.

At about half past eight in the evening, Zhou Tianqi, who had been squinting for a while, rubbed his eyes, saw that it was dark all around, and knew that the canteen staff had already left, so he took out the small flashlight that had already been equipped, first wrapped a layer with clothes, carefully turned on the flashlight, and first followed the wall of the restaurant, landed on his hands and feet, and crawled to search.

Pi rat, golden butterfly, are you there?

In the cafeteria, except for the strong smell of disinfectant, there was not even a ghost shadow, Zhou Tianqi crawled for a long time, and decided to find some beef to lure a pi rat.

But as soon as he got up, he suddenly remembered that the eye of heaven on his body had not yet opened, and he was thinking about the spell, when a guy who looked like a mouse appeared in front of Zhou Tianqi.

Good guy, you dare to send it to the door automatically.

Zhou Tianqi lay on the ground, holding his breath and concentrating, not even daring to breathe, for fear of making a little sound.

He slowly raised his right hand, reached to his waist and took out the spirit trapping net handed to him by the Jin Tuo Tuo Shangxian, wanting to make a hungry tiger pounce and grab the big mouse in front of him at once.

That guy was extremely smart, as soon as Zhou Tianqi was on his waist, he slipped forward and jumped out more than a meter away, resolving the crisis.

Zhou Tianqi wiped the sweat from his head, slowly moved forward against the corner of the wall, almost climbed to a meter away, he raised the spirit trap again, but the big mouse jumped forward more than a meter away again.

Is this guy teasing the master?

Zhou Tianqi suffered two losses, so he simply sat in the corner, let go of the clothes wrapped in the flashlight, and carefully observed the guy in front of him.

The big rat was obese, twenty centimeters long, and brown all over.

With small ears and short limbs, they run almost close to the ground, like swimming in water.

With a pair of mouse eyes like black beans, Zhou Tianqi felt that the guy who teased him was an ordinary big mouse.

That's right, this guy is certainly not a pi rat.

Although Zhou Tianqi didn't ask Jin Tuotuo where he looked like the pi rat and the golden phoenix butterfly, he had seen the appearance of the mouse, and it was the same as the guy in front of him who was sitting on the ground, exposing two snow-white front teeth, and holding a rice-grain-like object in his front feet and enjoying a delicious meal.

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