Chapter 30: The Immortals Worship
When the Jade Emperor heard of Zhou Tianqi's arrangement, he was greatly surprised, and said in his heart that with such an arrangement, it would naturally be easy to catch those escaped elves and monsters, so he took the Queen Mother and others to travel with confidence.
In the past seven days, all over the heavenly court, it can be described as very lively, the immortals have never sleeped, they have fun in suffering, and they regard catching elves as a kind of fun, knocking and beating everywhere, scaring most of the elves and monsters to appear automatically and be tied up obediently.
The rest of them, in front of the magic weapons of the immortal merchants of the Sifang Cave Mansion, also had nowhere to hide.
Seven days later, the heavenly court was silent and restored to its former tranquility, and the Jade Emperor summoned all the immortals to praise Zhou Tianqi's talents in person.
The immortals were convinced, and congratulated in unison, only the faces of the five immortals were like ashes, and their hearts said that this was too big, and they couldn't escape from being beaten in public.
Sure enough, Erlang God jumped out and said, Jade Emperor, the five immortals are not as good as a mortal in my brother Zhou, they should be punished, right?
The Jade Emperor asked Zhou Tianqi, Zhou Tianqi, I will leave this matter to you to decide.
The Jade Emperor wanted to test Zhou Tianqi's human morality, Jin Tuotuo saw it, and hurriedly gave Zhou Tianqi a look, Zhou Tianqi glanced at Jin Tuo Tuo in a drag and didn't pay attention to it, and he had the intention of killing the five immortals on the spot.
Zhou Tianqi said, Jade Emperor, the immortals in the sky are not as good as mortals, this thing is rare, but it is not nothing, but the five immortals together are not my opponents Zhou Tianqi, this is too embarrassing for the fairy world, right, shouldn't this be fought to the death?
After hearing this, the Jade Emperor immediately regretted what he had just said.
After hearing this, the immortals shook their heads one after another, and said in their hearts Zhou Tianqi, you are too a mortal, and if you suffer from this beating of the five immortals today, you don't want to have good fruits to eat in the future.
Zhou Tianqi was proud, how could he care about you, he would fight if he wanted to, and asked the Jade Emperor for his life, saying that he had to do it himself.
The Jade Emperor agreed, Zhou Tianqi asked the five immortals to lie down one by one, and he asked Erlang God to find the immortal stick in his hand, picked up the immortal clothes of the five immortals, and used the strength to eat milk, and raised the stick in his hand into the air.
Suddenly, the air froze, and the entire heavenly court was as silent as death.
The immortals couldn't bear to see the immortal friends being humiliated by mortals, closed their eyes with their eyes closed, and turned their heads sideways, and they avoided their sights, only the queen mother and the fairies looked at the novelty, and the fairy eyes never left the stick in Zhou Tianqi's hand.
With a snort, a strong wind sounded in the ears of the immortals.
It is expected that the five immortals will inevitably open their skins and flesh, and lamentations will come and go.
However, the imaginary snapping sound of the rod hitting the fairy buttocks did not sound.
The immortals were wondering, the terrible and familiar wind sounded again, one after another, but everyone listened to it for a long time, but they didn't hear the crisp sound of the rod hitting the fairy buttocks.
What's even more strange is that the shouts of the five immortals did not sound.
What's going on?
Just as he was suspicious, the crisp laughter of the fairies and the queen mother suddenly resounded in the sky, and they were all laughing.
The immortals suddenly opened their eyes, but saw that the beating was more tired than being beaten, Zhou Tianqi was entertaining himself, holding it high and playing lightly, just to amuse the fairies next to him, just to scare and scare the five immortals.
The fairies had already bent over with laughter, and the five immortals were frightened at first, and then they were grateful, and their hearts said that this mortal was really not simple.
The five immortals begged for mercy in unison and said, Jade Emperor, we have served, we have served!
When the immortals saw it, they kicked the stool and lifted the fairy table, laughing wildly, and said that the heart of mortals is indeed the most unpredictable.
The Jade Emperor was quite satisfied with Zhou Tianqi's performance, and announced in public that Zhou Tianqi was a rare genius, and I lost the insect spirit immortal at the beginning, and today I am happy with Zhou Tianqi, I am very relieved, I plan to seal a mortal as the head of the Three Realms Elves, can the immortals have any objections?
The immortals naturally had no objections.
Among the five immortals, a black-faced immortal was thoughtful, and suddenly got up and said, Jade Emperor, Xiaoxian has something to say, as far as our five immortals know, there are still fish that have slipped through the net.
Although the five immortals were grateful to Zhou Tianqi, the Jade Emperor really gave Zhou Tianqi an official, and then let the five immortals wash and fold quilts, serve tea and water to Zhou Tianqi every day, and the face of the immortal family will always be a little unbearable, and what they said is also the truth.
Erlang God shouted, Five Immortals, you don't know what to do, how can you get rid of the fish, I didn't listen to the immortals, they found all the elves and monsters they brought.
Among the five immortals, four immortals knew that they were in the wrong and bowed their heads and remained silent.
The black-faced immortal tempered up, pointed at Zhou Tianqi and Jin Tuotuo Shangxian, and shouted at Erlang God, what about the elven monsters they brought?
Zhou Tianqi and Jin Tuotuo Shangxian saw the black-faced immortal pointing at him, and suddenly thought that when they were in the Jiushan Immortal Prison, the two of them asked the Flying Fish Elf to go to Erlang God for help, and that guy has not returned yet, there is indeed such a thing.
Zhou Tianqi hurriedly explained the reason to the Jade Emperor, and after the Jade Emperor heard this, he shook his head and sighed, Zhou Tianqi, Jin Tuotuo, Erlang God, I feel that this time you bet with the Five Immortals, and it is you who lose, and you have to suffer for the Five Immortals for this board.
Zhou Tianqi said in his heart, fortunately, he didn't really hit the five immortals just now, otherwise he would have to take a few more hits.
The regret in Erlang God's heart, the heart explained that it was a matter of grabbing steamed buns in the pot, and nine out of ten things were destroyed, and it was ruined by a little flying fish elf monster.
Jin Tuotuo was honest, didn't say a word, and obediently lay on the ground, waiting for the heavenly soldiers and generals to come over and play the board.
Willing to gamble and lose, this board, but it was beaten solidly, and in a crackling sound, a god and a fairy were beaten on the spot, and they wailed again and again.
Zhou Tianqi suffered the least, and the righteous Erlang God basically helped him block it, but it was Zhou Tianqi who shouted the most, he was a mortal after all.
The five immortals couldn't bear to look at it and sneaked away.
Taishang Laojun and other immortals waited for Zhou Tianqi to finish the board, and hurriedly handed over the elixir, but Zhou Tianqi had already fainted.
When Zhou Tianqi woke up, he found that his buttocks didn't hurt anymore, but his whole body was sore, like having a serious illness and a big dream.
Tianqi, do you feel pain in your body, don't be afraid, the doctor said that as long as you can wake up, there will be nothing?
It was not Erlang God who was talking to him, nor the Jade Emperor or Jin Tuotuo, but his sister, surrounded by a group of good classmates, his parents were also there, and Chen Li was hiding in the crowd with tears in his eyes, with a gauze wrapped around his head, with a wry smile, looking at Zhou Tianqi with a wry smile.
Zhou Tianqi suddenly found that many people had just cried their noses, and he was lying on the bed in the city hospital at this moment.
What's wrong with me?" Zhou Tianqi asked.
Stinky boy, Zhou Tianqi and his father said with an extremely rare gloomy face, tell you not to learn motorcycles, you have to drive it secretly, you were knocked into the hospital, and you almost died, do you know, if it weren't for Chen Li giving up her body to protect you, you could still talk to me here?
Zhou Tianqi tried to recall what happened a day ago, when the stand-in was taking Chen Li for a ride on a mountain path, when suddenly, a puff of black smoke drifted in front of him for no reason, causing him to crash directly into a stone pier on the side of the road and roll down into a ravine about two meters away from the road.
Fortunately, the riding speed was not fast, and the place where he fell was not high, but the strange thing is that he clearly remembered that his head was injured, but it was Chen Li who was bandaged, and he just fell asleep in the hospital for a day.
This incident made Zhou Tianqi feel very weird, and he suddenly felt that there must be something strange about that burst of black smoke.