【Chapter 0605】You know a lot
"Yes, of course I want to!" Li Erniu grinned widely, with a **** look on his face.
"Brother Yu, don't hang our appetite, let's talk about it quickly! When Miss Su wears open crotch pants, is she squatting to pee?"
Because of the angle, only two security guards were facing the gate, and the faces of these two security guards were green! Because Su Ziyan's face was already gloomy as ink!
The older security guard kept coughing: "Ahem...... Erniu, it's time for us to go on duty!"
"Lao Hu, are you confused? Our Captain Zhu will definitely not be able to come back today, and finally have a time to let off the wind, and be diligent in the wool!"
"That's it, Lao Hu, don't interrupt, let us Brother Yu say!"
Qin Yu grinned: "Actually, Miss Su was completely a little mud child when she was young, playing with me in the mud and peeing in the wind with me! ”
Little mud child?windward ...... Peeing? Su Ziyan felt her brain dizzy and almost fell! Die Qin Yu! You can smear me like this?
The old security guard had a dark face, sat on the floor with his butt, and kept mourning for Qin Yu, Xiao Qin, don't you die too miserably.
The eyes of several security guards are glowing, and the scene of a little Lori peeing in the wind appears in their minds, this picture, I can't bear to look at it directly!
"Brother Yu, since you and Miss Su have a revolutionary friendship of peeing together, why didn't you take her down?"
"I took it a long time ago, hahahaha...... It was Miss Su who took the initiative to post it upside down, but as you know, a manly husband must not be a son-in-law, so I can only maintain this underground relationship with Miss Su!"
"Did you take it? really? How is Miss Su behaving in bed?" Several young people's eyes were bigger than bull's eyes, and their faces were squinting.
"That's certain, that's pretty ...... Take the initiative! I asked for it back and forth several times a night!" After a pause, Qin Yu said with a mysterious face, "Miss Su is very satisfied with my job, and before leaving the hotel the next day, she also threw me 8,000 yuan! This money is too easy to earn!"
Qin Yu said this is the truth, but the security guards laughed out loud, thinking that Qin Yu was bragging!
There was a bang, and the playing cards in the hands of the elderly security guard were scattered all over the ground.
"Lao Hu, what's wrong with you?" As soon as the words fell, Li Erniu also froze, and following Lao Hu's gaze, Li Erniu also saw Zhang Hao and Su Ziyan.
Zhang Hao was shocked by Qin Yu, how dare he be so yy Miss Su? Zhang Hao put his mind at ease, next, the first fire of Miss Su's new official should be placed on this person named Qin Yu, right?
"Woo...... Brother Yu, we're at the point, let's go on duty!" Li Erniu's voice trembled a little.
"Erniu, are you going to scatter all four? It's almost time to get off work, it's worth the wool! After this work, I'm going to pick up Miss Su and go back in the evening...... Hey...... You get the idea. ”
"Qin Yu, you are so daring! You dare to insult our President Su!" As soon as the words fell, Qin Yu heard a roar behind him!
This roar startled all the security guards, and looking at the source of the sound, the security guards hurriedly dropped the cards in their hands one by one, and bowed to Zhang Hao respectfully!
"Director Zhang!"
Then, they saw a scene that they couldn't understand, Zhang Hao was like a pug, bowed his head to Su Ziyan and said: "Mr. Su is angry, I will definitely deal with this kind of dereliction of duty, this kind of unashamed security guard!"
Mr. Su...... Beads of sweat appeared on the heads of the security guards!
"See...... I've seen Miss Sue. The security guards bowed to Su Ziyan with a respectful face.
Lao Hu's actions wiped out the only luck in the hearts of the young security guards! God, they actually dared to discuss Miss Su's open crotch pants in secret just now?
What's even more terrifying is that Miss Su actually heard it!
"Miss Su, we were wrong, we didn't say anything just now, we didn't know you were wearing open crotch pants! We didn't know that you peed three meters into the wind!"
Qin Yu also hurts, I wipe it, why did my wife come over?
"How many of you, why did you throw away the cards? You guys are considered to have surrendered, right? Wang Bang quadrupled, a card did not come out and quadrupled, and one of them gave me four cents!"
A few security guards were speechless, when did this happen, and Mr. Qin still cared about these few cents? A few security guards lowered their heads and didn't dare to say a word!
"What? I didn't hear what I said, did I? Hurry up and get me the money!" Qin Yu kicked Li Erniu unceremoniously.
Li Erniu had an idea, and hurriedly ran out, carefully observing Su Ziyan's expression as he ran, but unfortunately, Li Erniu couldn't see anything from Su Ziyan's expression!
"Let's go, where are you going? Today you have to give Miss Su an explanation! No one is allowed to leave until Miss Su is not satisfied!" Zhang Hao felt very happy, this person named Qin Yu really helped him a lot!
"Qin Yu, do you know a lot? What is the story of wearing open crotch pants? What is the story of peeing three meters in the wind? You tell me a good story, you can't tell me one, two, three today, hum!" Su Ziyan's voice was like ten thousand years of cold ice, and the temperature in the security room suddenly dropped to freezing!
"Ahem...... Miss Su, don't be angry, it's a big deal that I won't charge money next time I serve you. Qin Yu said with a flattering face.
A few security guards looked up to Qin Yu Gaoshan! Nima! Brother Yu is talented! When he was carrying Miss Su, he just said that, but now in front of Miss Su! Brother Yu is too courageous!
Next time, don't want money? Su Ziyan was almost angry with Qin Yu, as if she had taken advantage of it!
Su Ziyan didn't think about it and said: "With your performance, do you want to have a next time?"
In her anger, Su Ziyan didn't pay attention to her speech!
After finishing speaking, Su Ziyan found that several security guards were instantly stunned, and one by one they walked back and forth between themselves and Qin Yu with extremely ambiguous eyes!
Oh my God! Miss Su didn't deny it! This Nima's! The world is a bit chaotic!
Even Zhang Hao couldn't help but swallow a mouthful of saliva! I wipe it! Roll the sheets with Su Ziyan and still get 8,000 yuan? This world is too crazy, right?
"Miss Su, I'm wrong, can't I? I'll give you the 8,000 you gave me last time, you give me another chance!
It wasn't until this time that Su Ziyan came back to her senses! It turned out that she was surrounded by Qin Yu!
"Qin Yu, do you want to be fired a second time?" Su Ziyan is really fried!
"No, absolutely not. Qin Yu hurriedly shook his head.
"What did I ask you to do? You're so idle? Just break your mouth like a long-tongued woman? I think you've done enough!
Su Ziyan turned around and left with an expressionless face, she didn't have the face to continue to come to the security room!
Open crotch pants, pee in the wind, lose what Qin Yu can think of!
But...... Seemingly...... Probably...... It seems like...... When I was a child, I wore open crotch pants!