Chapter 33: Breaking the Academy Pill
Under the bright starlight at night, the gladiatorial arena, which is the venue of the party, is brightly decorated, and from the quiet side road, you can see the brilliant lights illuminating the blue night sky above the gladiatorial arena from a considerable distance.
Due to the relationship of time, even if the manpower and material resources of the entire academy are gathered, it can only support such a showcase. The large stage in the gladiatorial arena was completely made by the fairy doctor and the scholar mage who worked overnight, and the shape is still in the past, but the strength is ...... If it is outside the courtyard, it must be an illegal building.
Just in case, Irencia reduced the layout of the stage to the extreme, and the whole stage was a large wooden round platform with four pillars underneath, and the rudimentary interior was wrapped in heavy drapery, so that it looked more reliable.
At this moment, most of the extras who are about to take the stage are curled up inside the curtains, lighting the glimmer of light against the candle flame, silently reading the lines on the script.
Due to the rush of time, most of the extras didn't even read the script, so they could only live a few times temporarily.
At this moment, the female lead, who is also nesting under the stage, although she is forced to be calm on the surface, has collapsed deep inside. There are not enough manpower, there are not enough props, the rehearsal is unfamiliar, and even the actors are absent I don't know how many, so it's no wonder that such a party can be held well!
No, no, no...... You can't just despair like that, now is the time to test yourself, no matter what, you must cover your face!
Irencia repeatedly admonished herself, patrolling the dark stage for a week, and finally found Nannet, who was in great pain. The man was tossing around with a bunch of magic props. After a few efforts, a magic box in his hand fell apart.
"Nannett, your magic show...... Will it work?"
"What do you think?"
Nannett glanced at her coldly. At the same time, he removed the magic top hat from his head, and above his short purple hair, a lump of steaming fresh rabbit dung appeared.
"Okay......" The female chief covered half of her face with a headache.
"Dwarfs, dwarfs, where have you gone? ”
A pretty female student dressed in a white dress and wearing a golden crown jumped on the spot in a hurry, she was just an ordinary girl, and she couldn't see anything far away in the dim candlelight.
"Shh
Irenpanya hurriedly rushed to the other party. whispered to her: "Our stage is very light and thin, and the sound insulation effect is very poor, don't make such a loud sound." It's bad to be heard by His Majesty the Emperor. ”
"But the next act is about to begin, and I haven't found the dwarf actor yet. The actress dressed as a princess was about to cry.
"Don't worry, I'll help you find it!"
Irencia looked around, and hundreds of people were huddled together. Where there is the shadow of a dwarf. Forced to be helpless, he suddenly had an idea:
"That, Nannett, how many people are there with your team?"
"Seven, what's wrong?"
"Okay, don't do the magic tricks, anyway, you will definitely make a fool of yourself on stage, you go and help play the dwarf!" she commanded in a hurry.
"Me, dwarf?"
Nannett's eyes widened, and she gestured to her height, which was close to ten feet.
"Just change the script. Well, that's it. The princess, who was spared by the hunters, strayed into the giant's house. You're not a dwarf anymore, you're a giant!" Elenzia herself admired her wit.
"That's fine. The girl who played the princess nodded quickly, completely a dead horse as a live horse doctor.
"We don't have props, we don't have clothes!" shouted a burly man behind Nannett.
"Playing a giant, what more clothes do you want, take off your clothes and go straight on!"
"What about the lines, we haven't read the script!"
"What kind of script do you want, haven't you read fairy tales when you were a child, now make it up!"
"That's fine. ”
Nannett pondered for a while, and only a few lines could play a dwarf, which was much easier than magic, and immediately agreed.
"The show is about to start, let's go quickly!" Seeing that they had finished discussing, the "princess" girl hurriedly urged.
"All right, brethren, undress quickly!"
After Nannett gave the order, she couldn't wait to start picking up the dress, and by the way, she wiped off the rabbit poop stuck to her hair with her shirt, and when she began to reach out and take off her pants, she paused:
"How far do you have to take it off?"
"Of course, to the extent of keeping a pair of shorts, have you ever seen a giant in a dress and trousers?"
Irencia tapped her head with a headache, looked sideways to the right, and found that there was a bucket of unused green paint under the pillar in front of her, and once again she had an idea, quickly flashed over, and held the green paint in her hand:
"Stand up, I'll paint you green so you can look serious. ”
"Alas...... Hurry up. ”
Nannett is a person who cares about the overall situation, and things are in a hurry, so he can only pinch his nose and let the other party paint himself green with a brush.
"Then I'll play first, you seven hurry up. The "princess" girl looked at the seven green giants, and finally found a little magical feeling, so she hurriedly ran to the entrance - a hanging basket.
On stage, the story of the princess and the seven dwarfs continues.
"Magic Mirror, Magic Mirror, who is the most beautiful woman in the world?"
"Queen, you used to be the most beautiful woman in the world, but now the most beautiful person in the world is Her Royal Highness the Princess, she is a thousand times more beautiful than you!"
"What? damn hunter, he deceived me...... In return, I will dig out his entrails!"
After the queen made a vicious declaration, the lights suddenly dimmed.
His Majesty the Emperor, who was sitting at the head of the viewing platform and was surrounded by everyone in the center, saw this scene, and felt that everyone around him except Benedict was a little restrained, so he pretended to be relaxed and said:
"Next, it's the dwarfs who are going to appear, right?"
Before everyone had time to flatter, the sweet narrator sounded with the voice of Emperor Lammulus: "Please continue to enjoy, the second act of the princess's adventure, the princess and her seven ...... Seven Giants!"
“......”
There was silence on the viewing platform.
“......”
Beads of sweat appeared on Dean Benedict's head.
“......”
The Supreme Emperor's smile froze on his face.
At this moment, under the stage, seven actors dressed as dwarves came out of the toilet one after another, and after hearing the voice of the narrator, they didn't think about it and rushed all the way to the entrance:
"Quick, the show is on, put the basket down!"
The staff in charge of the actors' entry and exit above didn't think much about it, or didn't pay attention at all, so they threw the hanging basket down directly.
......
The Nannett Seven walked out of the wooden house set (fortunately there was no roof) as they walked and sang their own choreographed dance steps and freshly composed tunes to the rhythm of the music:
"We are grumpy giants who live in the forest!"
"We love wrestling, fighting, and sweating!"
"We are the Forest Giants Seven!"
"If you don't like it, you will smash his head!"
"We go out to work during the day and come back at night to tidy up our room!"
"Everyone helps each other and lives happily!"
"A new day has begun again, let's go out to work!"
After the song was sung, the stage ended, and the audience and the viewing platform were eeriely quiet.
The lights came back on, and the terrified princess walked out of the forest, and with a frightened fawn-like expression, she surveyed the surrounding landscape:
"I'm so tired, I really want to have a place to rest...... There is a ...... in front Big house!"
The beautiful princess entered the hut and pushed open the wooden door that had not been closed:
"Excuse me, anyone? Ah, what a spacious room! Everything is so luxurious, almost like in the palace! Such a beautiful house must have been inhabited by kind people, so I will rest here." ”
The lights dimmed, and the sweet narration sounded again:
"When it got dark, the dwarves finished their day's work and went home. ”
After the narrator girl said this, she realized that she had made a slip of the tongue, but there was no way, the second act of the princess's adventure has always been the princess and her seven dwarfs......
On the viewing platform, Emperor Romulus felt that the atmosphere around him was becoming more and more oppressive, and in order to show his tolerance and generosity, he thought about it for a while, and continued to pretend to be humorous:
"Hahaha, the narrator made a mistake. ”
"Ah! Slip of the tongue, Your Majesty really lives alone!"
"Your Majesty is wise, but the ministers are dull, and they didn't find out. ”
"Obviously it should be a giant talent, right! Your Majesty is deaf and clear-sighted, and his subordinates are very impressed!"
Everyone hurriedly seized the opportunity and slapped out the half-held sycophants.
The lights came on, the curtain of the stage was lifted again, and seven panting dwarfs appeared in the field, who had just heard the narrator and knew that it was time to go home.
“......”
Silence returned to the auditorium.
“......”
His Majesty's smile froze on his face again.
“......”
Dean Benedict pulled out his handkerchief and wiped the sweat from his forehead.
On the stage, the seven dwarfs were about to enter the house according to the plot, and Nannett and others at the other end of the curtain hurriedly chased after them, although they didn't know why the other party suddenly appeared again, but now the plot has changed, isn't it nonsense to play this play!
"Wait!"
Nannett roared and summoned the seven dwarves who were about to step forward.
"Who are you?"
The dwarf actor was dumbfounded, and there are no seven giants in the script, which one is this?
"We're the owners of that house, go back to your own home if you're all right!" he hinted as he spoke, frowning and winning.
But what Nannett didn't know was how mocking his self-perceived suggestion was on his green face.
"Nonsense! We're the masters of that house!, go home if you're all right!" The dwarves were furious, what kind of fuss was this, was there such a scene-stealing? (To be continued......)