"The urban management bureau didn't send anyone out to enforce the law in the night market at all! He is a liar, call the police!"

Chen Jianzhuo, who just wanted to pounce, was also a little dumbfounded when he heard this, this was not official business, and he had a good relationship with Lao Qiu, saying that he was angry with his eldest nephew and asked him to come over and drive the old lady's stall. In fact, this is not a problem in the city management, the vendors who set up stalls on the street, whether they copy it or not depends on the mood, so Lao Chen agreed without thinking too much. Unexpectedly, today I actually hit the muzzle of the gun, and I regret that I shouldn't have let Lao Qiu wear that uniform, and now the handle has been caught!

He couldn't think about it too much, someone on the lookers dialed 110, and the man didn't know what to say, so he asked Xiao Chengdao: "Call the police, do you say that this is a liar?"

Xiao Cheng was very familiar with the law, and replied: "Let's just say that there are people here in the Red Star Night Market who pretend to be state officials to deceive, and now one of them has been subdued!" After speaking, he looked at Chen Jianzhuo and another chengguan with playful eyes, and said, "There are still two people to run!"

"Catch them, they're accomplices, don't let them run!"

This sentence reminded the two of them, and they glanced at each other, let's run!

Although they are genuine chengguans, they have gone out without authorization, slandered people's use of poisonous sugar, and if they can't do it well, they have to carry a messy act, no matter what, it is enough to choke! If Lao Qiu can't explain that matter clearly, and he can't pick it up himself, he will simply run away first! It's better to go back and find a relationship to get people than to get into it and not even report it!

Xiao Cheng wished that these two guys would run! If they didn't run, this swagger and deception would not be true! Seeing the two stupid guys standing stupidly, Xiao Cheng had to remind them. With a sentence of "don't let them run", these two waste dim sum can be understood, and as soon as they turn around, they will run!

Not to mention, there are really righteous and brave people in the crowd, who want to stop these two people, Xiao Cheng saw that it was going to be bad, and quickly added: "Everyone be careful, that Humpty Dumpty may have a knife!"

Everyone likes to beat up two unarmed liars, but if they are knife-wielding gangsters, they will all have to say! The hula that they wanted to stop just now all got out of the way, and the crowd was stunned to give them a human alley! When these two guys saw this, they didn't dare to turn their heads, so they quickly climbed into the law enforcement car and left with one foot on the accelerator!

At this time, Grandma Wen also found Xiao Cheng and wanted to speak, but was stopped by Xiao Cheng's eyes. Qiu Zeyan on the ground had a mouth full of sugar, just like the young stove prince, his mouth was stuck with sugar, and he couldn't say anything. was pressed by Xiao Cheng, half of his face was stained with a lot of sand on the ground, dense, like Voldemort, and the other half of his face was hard to lose, and the light flickered, a crystal clear layer, as if the wax figure came to life.

I don't know who has ever had the experience of getting gum on their hair? A small piece of chewing gum can torture you to cut all over your hair, not to mention the hot syrup. Qiu Zeyan on the ground was speechless, whining vigorously, Xiao Cheng laughed secretly in his heart, and the bad idea came up again.

The crowd around the night market knows that there is a lively knock, more and more people gather, and then I don't know what's going on, ask the people in front of me what's going on, and the people in front can't say clearly, and there are many discussions, which probably means that there are three people pretending to be the city management, and they came to rob the old lady's guys, and the young man saw through, and as soon as they said they were fake, the two ran away, and it is estimated that this is the case.

The small vendor next to me had experience, pouted and said: "No! I have been setting up a stall here for more than two years, and sometimes the tax bureau comes to collect taxes, but the chengguan has never been here, and the county says that we will be encouraged to choose our own jobs and be self-reliant, and they also say that they will support the night market economy! They must be fake!"

Although everyone couldn't figure out how much oil and water it was to pretend to be a chengguan to rob an old lady, the fact that those two people ran away is ironclad evidence! Don't you say what you ran to call the police? Now everyone sympathizes with the old lady. Everyone gathered around and didn't leave, just to see what to do when the police came.

Xiao Cheng pressed Qiu Zeyan, saw that everyone was around, and said to the crowd: "Which one has mineral water in his hand? This kid has a head of sugar, and he has it in his nose and mouth, and he has it all paste, and now he is whining vigorously, is it not breathing? Don't suffocate him, there is no sin of death for swaggering, who has water to wash him!"

There were really good Samaritans in the crowd, and a girl handed over half of the mineral water, at this time the sugar had solidified, and like the sugar coating on the surface of the sugar gourd, half a bottle of mineral water was useless.

I also know how big a sugar gourd is, it's nothing more than dipping it, and you have to shake it, Qiu Zeyan's big head got into the bucket, half a bucket of sugar was given to him, and his face was thicker than the wall skin, if he couldn't breathe in his mouth, he would have to suffocate to death if he didn't burn to death.

The sugar solidified, the facial expressions were sealed, the mouth was already scalded by hot sugar, and the sugar on the face was hard, and it was difficult to open the mouth, Qiu Zeyan couldn't say anything, and made a whining sound, probably scolding the street.

"Mineral water is not good, the one who has warm water, sugar melts quickly in warm water!" This is the content of junior high school chemistry class, and the solubility of sugar increases with temperature.

And the boiling water in the kettle, no one dares to pour it on people's heads, Xiao Cheng continued to row for everyone: "It's best to use water about the same body temperature, it's too hot!"

There was an organic spirit in the crowd, "It's about the same body temperature, is it okay to urinate?"

Xiao Cheng laughed in his heart, and he had to hold back, and said seriously: "Yes! Urine is just the same as body temperature, don't be stunned, who can pee out, hurry up and save people!"

There are so many people on the street, no one is embarrassed to take off their pants on the street, Xiao Cheng saw that no one came, and began to mobilize: "The urine is dirty, but it's not poisonous, or human life, don't just look at it, it's important to save people, his hot sugar is pasted, don't suffocate to death for a while, even if it's a criminal, we have to talk about humanitarianism, don't we? The female comrades stand back, the male comrades go forward, the big guys form a circle, quickly! Pee and save people!"

There was an upright baby in the crowd, saving people's lives was better than creating a seventh-level floating slaughter, pushing his girlfriend next to him, and reaching out to untie his belt. There are also people with children, they are embarrassed, let the children go over, and the children pour urine on Qiu Zeyan's face. The kid couldn't open his eyes, but his ears could hear it, and he wanted to struggle, but his hand was pressed hard, and the urine on his head was poured on his head, and the sugar did melt quickly.

"It's not enough, come on, let's pee sugar!"

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Actually, I am also very bad with old knives......