Chapter 33: The World's Funniest Way to Die

It's a bit ridiculous, a dead person would hire someone else to find out the cause of his death, and no one would believe it.

In a hidden side hall, Ma Xiaolong drew a magic circle on the floor with chalk, as for why he didn't just open the yin and yang eyes of the middle-aged man, the reason was that it would be a waste of mana, okay? What's more, in that case, it is estimated that it will be similar to Li Daxiong's reaction, and he doesn't want to open people's eyes one by one.

The magic circle is there, as long as Yuichi Oshima walks into the circle, he can be revealed, and after the nourishment of the circle, it will not make Yuichi Oshima become too ugly, and now Yuichi Oshima looks a little oozing with Ma Xiaolong's face, let alone other people.

"Heaven and earth are infinite, Qiankun borrows the law! Gathering Spirit Array!

After drawing the formation, Ma Xiaolong had a good idea, and the magic trick in his hand was also not slow, and he directly opened the spirit gathering array, making the formation look like it exuded a holy light.

The Spirit Gathering Array, the whole process should be the Innate Bagua Five Elements Spirit Gathering Array, but Ma Xiaolong's portrayal is only a simple version, in short, it can only play a small role in the original formation, but it is enough to make Oshima Yuichi appear.

Yuichi Oshima glanced at Ma Xiaolong suspiciously, and after making sure, he slowly walked into the spirit gathering array, and suddenly felt that his entire soul had been washed away, and his body was originally a phantom, but now it looks more and more solid, and it is no longer as scary as it looked before.

"This ...... is really Yuichi?"

The middle-aged man looked at Yuichi Oshima who appeared in front of him, his eyes widened, and he said in disbelief: "Yuichi!

"Father, it's really me, I've always disappointed you, I'm really sorry!"

Yuichi Oshima looked at the middle-aged man, and his heart was also full of helplessness, and he hurriedly said: "But this time, it's really the last time." ”

When father and son meet, there is always something to say, Ma Xiaolong, Li Daxiong and Xiaobai are very interested in retreating, let their father and son talk first, they can also take this opportunity to learn more about the situation, so they got some important information from those bodyguards.

The middle-aged man's name is Oshima Yugui, he is a famous entrepreneur, he currently has personal assets of about hundreds of millions of dollars, he is definitely a real rich man, and he doesn't count those real estate and the like, Oshima Yuichi is actually the eldest son of Oshima Yugui, but Oshima Yuichi is a typical rich second generation, the type of person who has more than enough success and more than failure, and often gets into trouble, until Oshima Yugui marries his second wife, Oshima Yuichi's life is not easy.

Of course, it's not that Yuichi Oshima is a bad person, but he often does bad things with good intentions, and Yuichi Oshima is still very helpful, but I don't know if it's a bit of a two, and he will always do something unbelievable, which is obviously a good thing, but it will always become a bad thing in the end.

Ma Xiaolong understood some probably only, but also quite speechless, it seems that Yuichi Oshima is really not pretending to be stupid, but really stupid, but from the bodyguard he learned more about Yuichi Oshima's death, it is really a bit unbelievable, he was scared to death, and he was scared to urine on the spot by an electric car, and his whole body was extremely stiff, and the whole person still maintains the posture when he died, the reason is that the whole body is stiff and can't be straightened at all!

"No matter how stupid you are, you can't be scared to death by an electric car, right? How stupid does this person have to be?"

Li Daxiong's face was incredible, he couldn't believe what he heard, and there may be all kinds of strange ghosts and ghosts when people die, so how timid is Yuichi Oshima, he will be scared to pee by an electric car, and then die there on the spot.

Now, Ma Xiaolong and Li Daxiong understand why those who came to the funeral were all talking about it, if they were really scared to death like this, it would be too embarrassing, and it was no wonder that Oshima Yougui would look down on such a son so much.

"You take us to see Yuichi Oshima's body, maybe there will be any clues left, if it's really as simple as being scared to death, maybe we can settle the bill and leave, anyway, we have already let their father and son meet, and we should also pay a commission!"

Ma Xiaolong pinched his chin with his hand, and felt that Yuichi Oshima's death was indeed a little too strange, so he asked the bodyguard to take them to see Yuichi Oshima's body, and the bodyguard didn't dare to slack off, he had seen the means of this person just now, and he was definitely a person with real skills!

"Master Ma, you'd better be prepared first, the young master's situation is really a little unsightly!"

The bodyguard couldn't help but remind Ma Xiaolong, and his attitude was extremely respectful, after all, people with real skills will be respected wherever they go.

Ma Xiaolong nodded, saying that he already knew that Li Daxiong originally wanted to refuse, the reason was that he had been very frightened today, but under Ma Xiaolong's gaze, he could only keep up, in Li Dongxia's words, the opportunity is rare, and he should also have a good experience.

Everyone quickly came to the parking place of Yuichi Oshima's body, and then saw Yuichi Oshima who maintained his pre-death movements, and his face as if he had seen something terrible was still maintained, and his body was also maintaining a dodge action, as if time was frozen at that moment.

Poof!

Xiaobai instantly burst into laughter, pointed at Yuichi Oshima's expression, and said, "Master, isn't this the guy just now?" Meow!"

"Xiaobai, don't make trouble! The dead are the greatest!"

Even if Ma Xiaolong was reprimanding Xiaobai, he was also holding back a smile, which was really funny, and at the same time it also showed his understanding, why did those who came to the funeral look like they were forbearing, this kind of death is really not something that ordinary people can do!

The world is so big, there are no wonders, but this way of death is simply unheard of, and it can also be listed in the Guinness Book of World Records!

Ma Xiaolong also couldn't help but be a little slandered, and he was also deeply impressed by Yuichi Oshima, this way of dying, it is estimated that people don't know what to say, but since Yuichi Oshima is still an employer, he can't laugh at his employer, right? Now he can only hold back his laughter and continue to look for clues.

"Master Ma, if you want to laugh, just laugh! Anyway, the master is used to it, and this time you can let the young master's soul return, it is already the best gift!"

The bodyguard saw Ma Xiaolong's reaction, and he was also very helpless, to be honest, no matter how many times he watched it, he couldn't help but want to laugh, at this time he saw Ma Xiaolong's expression as usual, but he admired him very much, he deserves to be a master, he has such determination at a young age, and in the face of what may be the funniest way to die in the world, he can also maintain a normal heart, which is definitely not something that ordinary people can do.