On Saturday and Sunday, after a week of recuperation, Chen Jingwen's injuries recovered well, although it will take a while to heal, but now he can get out of bed and walk around, and it is no problem to accompany Hu Yimin to go shopping with a cane.

During weekends, it stands to reason that the owner of the clothing store is relatively busy, but Qi Xiaoyu, the boss, is more leisurely, sleeping until lunchtime, and bragging and farting with Wu Haibin in Chen Jingwen's ward in the afternoon full of energy, regardless of whether the patient needs to rest or not, they chatter endlessly, how loud and loud they blow.

What's even more fucked up is that these two completely treat the hospital as a public place, and here's the thing: during the lunch break, there was a young and beautiful angel in white doing a routine checkup, Wu Haibin and Qi Xiaoyu saw that the nurse sister was not bad, these two Tian shamelessly stepped forward to talk a few times, he said that he opened a shop as a boss and earned millions a year, and he said that he sold a house and earned millions a set.

It may be that the two of them are unique in the world, the nurse sister not only did not lose her eyes, but also chatted with them about you and me, the phone and WeChat were left, and the dinner and movies were all booked, if it weren't for the nurse sister still having to go to work, maybe the three of them would have spent the previous month, but two gentlemen, a girl, how do you feel that something is wrong.

After the angel in white left, Wu Haibin, who was sitting on the edge of the bed, brushed her circle of friends, and pulled out the circle of photos to zoom in to watch, and said without shame or impatience while watching: "This girl has a good face, but her breasts are a little small! Could it be that she is waiting for my development?"

Qi Xiaoyu on the other side scolded with a smile: "The big fool is talking about you, still waiting for you to develop, where do you put me?"

Wu Haibin sneered: "The face is really big enough, where can you compare to me? Dude, your appearance is higher than yours, you have more money than you, and your academic performance is better than yours, what do you compare with me?"

Qi Xiaoyu grinned, "The appearance is really incomparable, the boys and girls mentioned in his mother's ancient books are really good." Seriously, Lao Wu, you smear some rouge, draw your eyebrows, and wear a woman's clothes to apply for a car model, as long as you don't open your mouth, there is absolutely no problem with the interview. ”

People are divided into groups, and Wu Haibin Qi Xiaoyu can become good friends, Chen Jingwen of course also has sullen genes, he said nostalgically and teased: "Xiaoyu, don't say it, Lao Wu's appearance is the most terrifying I have ever seen, yes, it's terrifying! I remember that there was a cosplay comic exhibition in the school in my sophomore year, and we were playing with the purpose of watching beautiful women, and then I don't know what happened, Lao Wu came on the stage in women's clothes......"

Speaking of this, Chen Jingwen misses infinitely: "At that moment, the screams resounded throughout the campus, and as soon as Lao Wu appeared, he ruthlessly crushed the cosplay characters on the stage, becoming the most dazzling presence in the audience, and a hormonal aura soared under the stage, sweeping the campus." Whether it's a girl or a man, they're asking Lao Wu's name, which department, what major he is studying, and how old is he...... I still remember the scene when we were besieged by a group of big men, no matter how we explained it, they didn't believe it, they just wanted to eat and watch a movie with Lao Wu, and Lao Wu was so frightened that he almost took off his pants to claim his innocence! That was the most wonderful scenery I have ever seen. ”

Qi Xiaoyu was dumbfounded and said, "There is still such a thing?"

Fart!

Lao Wu scolded and said: "Chen Niupi, can you exaggerate a little more? It's just a few blind faggots, and a bunch of fucking men, why don't you hang yourself?"

Chen Jingwen couldn't help laughing: "Oh, that's it, maybe I'm mistaken." I remember that many girls came to you afterwards, as if they wanted to have a cheer with you?"

Wu Haibin said proudly: "That's because they want to make friends with me, I might as well tell you the truth, those girls who are looking for me, all of them are three high, white, rich and beautiful, with good looks, high knowledge and high taste! Unlike someone Chen, chasing a girl from an art school made herself bruised, and if she couldn't catch it, she was selected into the girl's spare tire list, but the tragedy is that she didn't even catch a spare tire. How to sing the lyrics, I fell in love with a wild horse, and I had a grassland on my head. ”

Chen Jingwen, who was poked sadly, almost jumped up, "Let your fart go, I can be a spare tire with my strength? My buddy brought her to the hotel the first time I saw her, can I be a spare tire with my strength?" What are you kidding. ”

Wu Haibin sneered: "I took it to the hotel, but I fell asleep without taking off my clothes, that girl probably can't see you, you can't live with a eunuch, right?"

Chen Jingwen scolded angrily: "Get out, donkey grass coffin ghost, and then BB will press you to the ground and rub it." ”

Wu Haibin laughed.

Wait a minute!

Qi Xiaoyu suddenly spoke: "Yu Fangzheng! This name is very familiar, as if I have heard it somewhere." ”

Wu Haibin smiled and said: "You are not mistaken, it is the eighteenth-tier star who spoke of laundry detergent in the early days." ”

Qi Xiaoyu sighed, and then gave Chen Jingwen a thumbs up, "Awesome, Jingwen, the stars have slept with it, but it's a pity that the clothes haven't been taken off." ”

Chen Jingwen said lightly: "It's not interesting, buddy is a serious person, and now he is still a little virgin, in my universal values, men and girls have to be responsible! Let's just say it, the nurses just came to see, you guys are good, your eyes are shining, it's like you've never seen a woman, two men are surrounding at the same time and talking nonsense, it's shameless. ”

Wu Haibin and Qi Xiaoyu said in unison: "Big fool!"

Chen Jingwen said: "Anyway, do you really go to dinner and watch a movie together in the evening? two men and one woman, I think this plot unfolds a little familiar." ”

Wu Haibin said with a smile: "So you only have the life to masturbate, masturbate the code in the company, and masturbate yourself at home." With my good looks and worth, I need to be jealous with Xiaoyu, that nurse sister, I just look cute and want to flirt and flirt. ”

Qi Xiaoyu tugged at the corners of his mouth, but didn't answer.

Chen Jingwen pouted, not knowing this vulgar person in general.

At this time, there was a knock on the door, and Wu Haibin said against the guest: "Please come in." ”

After entering the door, Hu Yimin took the lead first, followed by He Mei'an, she has recovered well after a week of recuperation, and her eyes that have lost her aura are now smart and clear, and her beautiful face has a smile that makes people feel like a spring breeze at the moment, this is a woman in the city.

Wearing a custom dress, long hair reaches to the waist, and a piece of valuable jade pendant on her snow-white neck, she has a dusty temperament.

The moment Wu Haibin saw He Mei'an, his spirits were violent, his eyes were bright, he immediately stood up and stepped forward, smiled at Hu Yimin and asked, "Hu Yimin, who is this?"

Qi Xiaoyu, who was also attracted by the beauty, flashed surprise in his eyes, he walked forward after Wu Haibin, and said with a smile: "I haven't seen it before, is it your classmate or your colleague?"

Without Hu Yimin's introduction, He Mei'an introduced herself with a smile: "Hello, my name is He Mei'an, a native of Donglin, and I am Hu Yimin's college classmate and good friend. ”

Wu Haibin immediately stretched out his salty pig hand, "Hello, it's a pleasure to meet you, my name is Wu Haibin, and I have two mines at home!"

He Mei'an was stunned, and then burst out laughing.

A smile captivates the city.

It's the first time she's seen such an interesting introduction since she was born, and there are two mines, which are worth a lot of money, right?

Hu Yimin rolled his eyes, it makes too much sense for people to divide into groups, these two have too much in common with the engineer surnamed Chen on the hospital bed, such as not having a positive shape, and they can tell stories when they open their mouths.

Since there are two of them, of course, Qi Xiaoyu is indispensable, and the boss of Qi, who runs a clothing store, said with a bright smile: "His house has two frames, a door frame and a window frame. Hello, my name is Qi Xiaoyu, I am also from Donglin, and my family has two acres of land. ”

Wu Haibin dismantled the stage and said: "There are two acres of land, and in the early years, because of these two acres of land, I was almost not caught and criticized. ”

He Mei'an smiled again, "Yimin, your friends are really interesting, I think it should be fun to be friends with them." ”

Hu Yimin smiled: "It's quite interesting, every time I chat with them, I don't know if I'm listening to a story or a joke." ”

Wu Haibin laughed, "Hu Yimin, I don't like to hear what you say, what do you mean by listening to stories? We usually tell stories when we see you girls unhappy, and we are usually very serious people, okay?" Don't always compare Chen Jingwen with me, is that a grade? . ”

Hu Yimin was too lazy to deal with Wu Haibin.

He Mei'an smiled: "If you have the opportunity, you must listen to your story." ”

After saying this, she walked to the side of the bed and said with a smile: "Hello Chen Jingwen, my name is He Mei'an, I am a good friend of Hu Yimin, I often hear her talk about you, I finally saw me today, it is even more beautiful than I imagined!"

Without waiting for Chen Jingwen to speak, He Mei'an blinked his eyes and joked: "Your friend's house is both mine and land, so there shouldn't be two mountains in your house, right?"

Chen Jingwen said seriously: "Don't listen to the nonsense of those two cannons, they are like this, they are a little impulsive when they see a beautiful girl, if they can amaze the girl, they will often make them make up without thinking." I'm different from them, I'm just an ordinary person, my name is Chen Jingwen, and I have two pandas at home!"

No way!

Wu Haibin and Qi Xiaoyu's minds rushed out of these two words at the same time, this beast's skills are getting deeper and deeper, even if they are, they will be hacked.

Hu Yimin smiled knowingly, although the one on his side couldn't tell a bullshit, he was still very good at serious bragging.

"Actually, I'm a doctor of biology, and I see that you are miserable every day, and I feel very uncomfortable, so I flipped through the book, worked hard for three months, and finally developed a cola that cures depression. ”

This sentence often rings in Hu Yimin's mind, it is undoubtedly the most beautiful lie in the world, and it is also the most powerful story for Hu Yimin, although it still doesn't make sense.

Although He Mei'an expected Chen Jingwen to be an interesting person, she was still stunned by his surprising words, and her voice was ethereal: "No wonder Hu Yimin smiled and groaned when she talked about you as a neighbor, I thought at first that she was captured to be like this, but it turned out that it was not like this." I want to be neighbors with you in the future, so life should be interesting, I'm looking forward to it. ”

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