Chapter 3: Wukong, what do you want this iron rod for?
"Hehe, it's ugly outside the Three Realms, not among the Five Elements!"
"Where can the demon escape!"
"A man with a head of 108,000 miles, my grandson is also a man like a wind!"
On the main hall square of Yong'an Palace, Sun Wukong, the Buddha of Dou Sheng, sat cross-legged on the ground, holding Fan Xian's mobile phone and playing happily, following the voice inside and shouting.
Fan Xian looked at this Monkey King with a speechless face!
The monkey is more pitted than the system!
After teaching him the basics, the monkey couldn't wait to play, however, the 1-10-8 stats speak for themselves, and his teammates in the game have already started to curse.
"Who is this stupid fork playing Monkey King? The teacher told you to go back to do your homework!"
"Where did Nima's dead monkey get his confidence to be one-on-five?"
"Damn, the monkey is going to give people away again!"
Fan Xian had a slight doubt about himself, shouldn't he let this monkey into the pit? But it was quite cool to watch him being scolded by his teammates.
Sun Wukong snorted coldly and shouted: "My fiery eyes have seen victory!"
"Victory, you paralysis!
Seeing that in less than ten minutes, the teammates who went to kill Yang Jian actually hung up!
Yang Jian, who was on the other side, also just wanted to scold his mother at this time, this monkey looked for him from the beginning, and when he was resurrected, he was scared for ten minutes, and at this time he also scolded bitterly: "Nyima's dead monkey!"
I actually hung up!
Send the head to the opposite side to hang up!
And on the opposite side is three blacks, and three people quit the game at once!
Fan Xian was also stunned when he saw such a situation, the power of this Monkey King was really extraordinary, and he hung up on the other side, and now it has become a five-to-two welfare bureau, seeing that victory is in sight, the remaining Nezha and Bull Demon on the opposite side also want to cry without tears, and they also quit the game after scolding a few words!
"Hey, hey, hey, hey, the road is too shallow, honestly go home and be an otaku!"
"Little doll, you have a good thing in this black box!"
After winning a game, Sun Wukong laughed, patted Fan Xian, who was bewildered next to him, and said, "But this golden hoop stick, my grandson is useful to keep it!"
"What do you want this iron rod for?"
"Hehe, this iron rod can be big or small, but it is very useful!" Sun Wukong smiled strangely: "My old grandson relies on this iron rod to pick out his ears!"
Pick out your ears? Fan Xian pouted for a moment, he remembered that it seemed that Sun Wukong was lying on the somersault cloud just now and used to pick his teeth?
"I've got an ear pick......
Fan Xian took out the keychain on his body and took off the stainless steel ear scoop on it!
"My grandson still has to pick his teeth! Can your little spoon work?"
Looking at Sun Wukong's sparse teeth, Fan Xian held back the slander in his heart and nodded very affirmatively.
"Huh?" Sun Wukong dug his ears with an ear picker in disbelief, and his face was refreshed.
"This thing really works!" Sun Wukong took the lump of earwax out of the ear scoop, and then smiled and said: "For the sake of your sincerity, my old grandson will not embarrass you!"
As he spoke, he stretched out his hand and pulled it in his ear, and the golden hoop stick the size of a toothpick was pinched in his hand, and then he saw him throw it into the open space and said: "Little doll, don't say that my grandson won't give you a chance, if you can take it, then let you take it!"
Fan Xian watched the golden hoop stick the size of a toothpick rise in the wind after it landed, and in the blink of an eye, it pierced the clouds and went straight into the blue sky, and he couldn't cry or laugh when he landed!
How could labor and management forget this stubble? This iron rod is called the Ruyi Golden Hoop Stick, and it weighs 13,500 catties! Who can handle it except this demon monkey?
In the distance, the South Heavenly Gate. A man holding a three-pointed two-edged gun, wearing a three-mountain flying phoenix hat, and a light goose yellow armor frowned, the vertical eyes on his forehead opened, and his eyes looked deeply at the Ruyi golden hoop stick that seemed to pierce the sky.
"This monkey is going to do something?"
Not only him, but the people in the entire heavenly court felt the shock, and they all looked in the direction of Yong'an Palace in shock, Taishang Laojun, the Queen Mother, the Jade Emperor, and Rulai all frowned, and they all used magic weapons to pay attention to what was happening over there.
"Huh, why is there a little doll in the monkey?" Taishang Laojun paused for a moment, stroked his goatee and whispered, pinched his fingers and calculated, but then his face was even more weird: "I can't even figure out this little doll, the secret of heaven can't be revealed?" Could it be that it also jumped out of the Three Realms and was not in the Five Elements?"
"This little doll is a mortal, how did you get to Yong'an Palace?" The Jade Emperor frowned, looking at Sun Wukong in the picture with a smug look, a little strange.
"This monkey can't live in peace, what's going to happen again?" After seeing Sun Wukong's smug expression, Rulai closed his eyes again.
Fan Xian didn't know that he was being watched by such a bunch of gods at this time, and he looked up with a sad face, and could only faintly see a needle Dinghai God Needle, and asked the system silently in his heart: "System, is there any way?"
"Yes, the host can contain all creditor's rights......"
Sun Wukong saw Fan Xian's desire to cry without tears, and his heart was so happy that he didn't want to, and after feeling the gaze of Heavenly Court, he became even more proud, and laughed loudly: "Little doll, my grandson has given you a chance, if you can't take it away, don't blame my grandson for not returning this iron rod!"
"My grandson's iron rod weighs ......"
Before he finished speaking, a scene happened in front of him that stunned him, only to see Fan Xian smile on the corner of his mouth, stretched out his right hand and stroked the Dinghai Divine Needle that showed its original state, and then disappeared in place with a bang.
"Huh?" Sun Wukong's words paused, and he looked at the little doll with a satisfied face.
Not only him, but several people who were paying attention to the dynamics here were shocked!
"This little doll can actually put away the Dinghai God Needle?" Taishang Laojun almost glared out of his eyes: "Demon!
"Huh?" The Jade Emperor looked confused, and sat on the throne with a stumbling voice: "Accepted by this little doll?"
Even Rulai, who closed his eyes, couldn't help but raise his eyelids, and his gaze instantly fell on Fan Xian's body.
"Thank you, Great Sage!"
Fan Xian naturally didn't know how many immortals he had frightened this time, and at this time, he looked at the stunned Sun Wukong with a wicked smile and said: "The great sage's love for the people will definitely be loved by all the people and benefit the world!"
"You little doll, teasing your grandfather?"
Sun Wukong's face darkened, and he said unhappily: "This iron rod has followed my old grandson for many years, why are you not polite at all!"
Although he said so, Fan Xian was able to put away the golden hoop stick, which really surprised him, and after thinking about it, this golden hoop stick seems to be really useless now, and he can't fight monsters after becoming a Buddha, so he usually uses it to pluck his ears, and now this little doll has given him a more convenient ear scoop, which can be regarded as a cause and effect.
What's more, this little doll also opened a new world for himself, and gave him a game with Sun Wukong, which seemed to be quite interesting, and when he thought of this, he laughed and scolded: "It's okay! My Buddha is merciful, this stick with monster resentment will be returned to that Ao Guang Lao'er!"
After getting Sun Wukong's nod, Fan Xian breathed a sigh of relief, and was about to say something, when he heard Sun Wukong say again: "I won't take your black box for nothing, I will give you a treasure in exchange!"
As he spoke, a mirror-shaped item flew towards Fan Xian's hand.
What a bonus!
"Little doll, what kind of game are you, my grandson doesn't know too much, you can teach me again!"
A few people who were paying attention to Yong'an Palace were full of doubts, how did this demon monkey become so good at talking? Dinghai Shenzhu returned it to Ao Guang of the East China Sea? Isn't this a bit incredible?
"This monkey has not wasted all these years of Dharma practice in vain! This time, there is cause and effect, and there is also karma! Amitabha!"
"That's the old way my anti-time mirror!" Taishang Laojun saw Sun Wukong casually throw a magic weapon to exchange a black box with Fan Xian, and suddenly a mouthful of old blood was about to spurt out!