Chapter 038: It's called Fun

"Old man, what you said is too profound......" After listening to Old Man Du's Five Elements Theory, Du Xiaobai felt like a duck, being stuffed with countless food in his mouth by Old Man Du Kang, the key is that he can't taste it yet.

"These things, not for a while and a half can be experienced, this is also a little foolish opinion that I have lived for thousands of years, although I am very old, but I am only walking on the road, and I have not reached the end of my understanding, these are some basic theories, you can continue to explore on these foundations, carry forward," Old Man Du shook his head and sighed, "Actually, if it weren't for Granny Xia, I wouldn't have such an opinion at all, I must have lived the life of the underworld a long time ago, and I really passed away......

"Old man, Granny Xia has preserved your metallic nature, what about the remaining attributes of the four elements of wood, water, fire and earth?" Du Xiaobai asked.

According to Granny Xia, the human world, the underworld, and the heavenly realm also correspond to a main attribute. The main metallic nature of the human world, the main water attribute of the underworld, and the main fire attribute of the heavenly realm. Due to the existence of mutual restraint, the main attributes of each place will have a lot of influence on people, such as the main water attribute of the underworld, because of the aquatic wood and water overcoming fire, so in the underworld, many wood attributes and the feelings and abilities corresponding to the water attributes will be stimulated and increased, and the feelings and abilities of many fire attributes will be inhibited and reduced. Moreover, the human body also has the attributes of the five elements. When people die in the human world, the fire attribute in the body becomes a spirit body and flies to the heavenly realm, and the rest is called the soul, and the soul only retains the remaining four attributes of water, wood, earth and metal, but about metalness, only the memory of the human world remains. When the soul drinks the amnesia soup, the metallicity disappears completely, that is, only the three elements of water, wood and earth remain. In order to keep the metallic memory, the price I need to pay is to change my body and transplant the metallic memory and the mild water attribute into this body, but I have to discard the remaining two lines of wood and earth. ”

Old man Du Kang paused, and glanced at Du Xiaobai meaningfully: "I know, you are a soul, and you haven't drunk amnesia soup, Yaoyao recognizes you as a big brother and brings you here, presumably you have your own reasons." But you don't have to worry, Yaoyao's medical skills are excellent, and she will definitely let you take some things and not let you suffer from the tension of the plane. ”

"Old man Du, you are very discerning, and indeed as you said, there is indeed a reason why I came here. My wife passed away many years ago, and I wanted to see if Granny Meng had any impression of her, and to see if she had come here through the Soul Eater Flower Zone. If my mother-in-law remembers that she has been here, then I will go to her. If she hadn't passed the Soul Eater Flower Area at all, then I would have died, after all, that Soul Eater Flower Area was too dangerous......" Du Xiaobai told the truth.

"So that's the case, it's a pity, although I sail on the Lechuan River every day, there are many boats on the Lechuan River, and even if she can cross the river, she won't necessarily get on my boat, so my help is also limited," Old Man Du said with a little regret......

"It's okay old man, I understand, I think it's better to wait for Granny Meng to stop getting sick and then ask. By the way, old man, you just said that souls can achieve some kind of deal, do you mean?" Du Xiaobai continued to ask.

"Oh, that's right, if some souls want to do something, then they have to pay the corresponding price, as for the size of the price, it depends on two things, the first is to look at the specific situation, and the second is to see what conditions the soup woman who is trading with you wants. For example, I kept my own memories, which is an example of this, at the cost of changing my body. Sometimes, we often encounter the souls of husband and wife, friends, mothers and children who die at the same time, and if one of them wants to protect the other, then he can negotiate with his mother-in-law and pay some price in exchange for strength. The most costly thing to pay here is to protect the souls of those who have been maimed to death, or to protect the souls of those babies. Old Man Du replied.

At first, Du Xiaobai was still in a fog, but when he heard the last sentence, he suddenly came to his senses, and he asked urgently: "Old man, do you mean that paying the price can protect the baby's soul?

"Babies coming to Hades are the most dangerous things because they don't have any consciousness, and the younger the children, the more dangerous they are, and most of them may be taken away by their guides, and some may be held by their loved ones. If you want to keep these babies, the price you pay is not just as simple as changing your body, and it also depends on the mood of your mother-in-law, if she is not happy that day, she probably won't pay attention to these things, in short, that is, you want to change, your mother-in-law may not necessarily ignore you, in short, luck also accounts for a large component. "Old Man Du obviously knows Granny Meng very well.

"Oh......" Du Xiaobai just saw a little flame of hope, and was poured a basin of cold water.

"Boy, you don't have to be too discouraged," Old Man Du saw Du Xiaobai who was depressed, and he couldn't bear it, so he comforted, "We are in the Five Elements, and we all say that ten years of cultivation can be spent on the same boat and a hundred years of cultivation to sleep together, and it is your creation to be a husband and wife for a lifetime, if you can't find your wife here, it is also due to cause and effect, you still have to relax your heart! According to my observation of you, you hit the main water, so you treat people kindly, and your mind is soft, this underworld is originally the plane of the main water attribute, and the character, feelings, and feelings of the wood attribute and water attribute Your abilities will be improved, and you will definitely be at home here. ”

Du Xiaobai looked at the old man Du who comforted him, and felt a warm current in his body swimming, he knelt down on one knee and saluted Old Man Du: "Old man, Xiaobai will remember your teachings, this is really listening to your words, it is better than reading a thousand-year-old book." Xiaobai has been a man in the world for 30 years, has had joys and sorrows, enjoyed clutches, seen clouds and sunshines, and seen round and short, only those who know that they are willing to speak against their ears and are willing to teach themselves with their tongues are the nobles in their lives. Old man, you are my nobleman, benefactor!"

Old Man Du hurriedly helped Du Xiaobai up, waved his hand and said: "I am also an old monster who has lived for too long, and I love to talk about it, you know, how can young people listen to the old man now, you can listen to me for so long, I think I have earned, if you can help me secretly get some ambergris wine in the future, I will be satisfied! But you have to remember, you must not let Yi Yi know!"

"Old man, in fact, when I came out of the house just now, I thought that my mother-in-law already knew...... I'm afraid that the aroma of this wine can spread thousands of miles, just now Yaoyao poured the wine into this small bottle...... Think about it...... Mother-in-law can't smell it......" Du Xiaobai felt that Old Man Du's behavior was purely covering his ears and stealing the bell.

"Then why didn't she stop you?" Old Man Du wondered.

"It must be one eye open and one eye closed!" Du Xiaobai took the wine bottle and made up for the half of the wine he had drunk just now, he felt that this ambergris wine was fragrant, pure, tempting, and after drinking, people would be addicted.

Old Man Du smacked Du Xiaobai's words, and said to himself: "Could it be that the last few times the wine was also let me drink......?

"It's called fun! Old man, as an old monster who has lived for a long time, you can't even feel this, right...... Sure enough, people with high IQ are prone to low EQ, this IQ must be one of the five elements, and EQ is also one of the five elements, in my opinion, it must be mutually restrictive!"

"You kid is learning and using it, but well, this ...... I still feel this way...... "Old man Du began to play sloppy.

Du Xiaobai watched the old man pretend to be serious, secretly happy, and continued to joke: "A person of my mother-in-law's age is still so well maintained, standing with Yaoyao, saying that it is her sister, I guess no one will not believe it." To tell the truth, if the mother-in-law's appearance is in the world, it will definitely cause international disputes...... It seems that the two of you are also interested in concubines, old man, Yanfu is not shallow......"

"Well, that's not it, this ...... Actually, I'm face blind......" Old Man Du cleared his throat with his eyes closed, this time talking nonsense seriously.

"Face blindness?ahahahahahaha......" Old man Du's words reminded Du Xiaobai of the boss of a certain group in Huaguo and the so-called pure school flower of a certain university.

Old Man Du's old face turned red, and he knew that he couldn't even pass his own level for the reason he said, but he let people grab the handle, so he could only follow Du Xiaobai's ass is kick and change the topic: "Boy, have you drunk enough, don't think I didn't see you secretly drink more!"

At this time, Xiao Yuyao's voice came from the shore: "Brother, it's time to eat!"

Du Xiaobai stood up and waved his hand to the shore, signaling that he knew, Xiao Yuyao turned around and went back to the house.

"Old man, don't you go over to eat?" Du Xiaobai asked.

"I don't go, I haven't eaten in eight years. Old Man Du pushed his glasses, sat on the ground and continued to drink and eat meat.

"Eight years, there is a contradiction?" Du Xiaobai asked tentatively.

"It's not a conflict, it's not because of ...... Oops, I'm too lazy to say, it's all her fault anyway. You go to dinner, you have a chance to bring me wine, let's go!" Old Man Du urged.

"Okay~" Du Xiaobai felt that this was a private matter of the two old monsters, so he didn't ask any more questions, and walked up the escalator.

When he was about to go down, Du Xiaobai turned around and said more to the old man, "Old man, don't think I'm talking too much, Granny Meng is like that, many things may have been forgotten a long time ago, some things can be passed, try to let it pass......"

After speaking, Du Xiaobai got off the boat and walked back to the pink western-style building.

Old Man Du thought about Du Xiaobai's words just now, took a sip of wine, felt tasteless, and gently exhaled a mouthful of turbidity.

Eight years ago, he drove a white bull ant boat with a boatload of souls from the ferry to Mengyiyi. When the ship docked, a very fast golden stone eagle ship next to it also docked at the same time. Just as he was disembarking, a woman on his boat suddenly rushed madly to a Hades leader who had come down from the Golden Stone Eagle Boat, and snatched the two babies that the guide was carrying.

During the scramble, the leader not only pierced the woman's stomach and neck with a sickle, but also accidentally stabbed two babies. The woman desperately ran to Meng Yiyi for help with her two children, but she ate a closed door, and in the end, the woman was too injured to support it, and collapsed at the door of the small pink western-style building.

Because Meng Yiyi is a transcendent existence in the underworld, whether it is a person or a ghost, a Buddha or an immortal, she has to sell her face when she comes here, and she has to give three points here. Who knows, Meng Yiyi just detained two babies who were also seriously injured, ordered someone to prepare to dig a pit to bury the woman, and walked away.

The leader broke the rules and saw blood in Granny Meng's place, he knew that he was at a loss, and he didn't dare to speak out, so he could only leave quietly.

Old man Du, who couldn't see it, asked Meng Yiyi to theorize, why he didn't save people when he saw them, and it was obvious that this woman was the mother of these two children. How do you know that Meng Yiyi said coldly: Children are useful, but women are useless.

Old Man Du has been chasing Granny Meng for nearly a thousand years, and it is the first time he has found that this woman is so ruthless. He was so angry that he never said a word to Meng Yiyi again.

Every time Old Man Du thinks of this, he feels that the animal of women is really incomprehensible. Hot and cold, left and right, sometimes tender like water, sometimes it makes people hate itchy.

"It is said that beauty is like wine, hum! How is it possible!" Old Man Du got up angrily, patted his buttocks, and walked towards the cabin.

In the small western-style building, the food is fragrant, there is a table for adults and children, and the sound of dishes and chopsticks and laughter comes and goes.

Granny Meng, who woke up, sat at the dining table, looking at a large room of people, her heart was happy, she poured Meng Tianlan a glass of ambergris, and whispered: "Drink some, blood whitening, wrinkles and beauty, and scars." ”