Cui Dahu, who couldn't beat a fart with three sticks, made Hui Sizhu feel satisfied at first impression. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

Because Hui Sizhu felt that he couldn't speak enough, and now he actually met a guy who was more stupid than himself, stupid, and couldn't speak.

This...... It really gives the eldest young master a sense of superiority.

With this inexplicable sense of superiority, the eldest young master took this person's resume with anticipation, and then hurriedly looked at it.

Immediately after, he was even more surprised and inexplicable.

Because Young Master Hui found that the pages handed to him by Cui Dahu were really different.

The resumes that want to be submitted by others often say what sanda championships he has won, what fighting gold medals he has won, what merits he has made, etc., but the bald Cui Dahu's "resume" is a monk's refuge certificate, a certificate of ordination, and a transfer certificate.

These three certificates are very special, because in addition to Cui Dahu's bald head photo and steel seal, there is also a big red stamp on it.

Those red pokes of righteousness, without exception, wrote two words: "Invalid!"

“...... Void?" Hearing this, I was stunned and asked, "Why did he take it out if it was invalidated?"

Hearing my question, Hui Sizhu also nodded and said, "I thought so at the time! And people in society who pretend to be warrior monks to cheat money can catch a lot of them, so I directly asked him to show his skills at that time to see if he was a real warrior monk or an impostor!"

After that, Cui Dahu, who couldn't beat a fart with three sticks, actually laughed, and happily agreed to Master Hui's request, and then asked the staff around Hui for a brick.

...... Hearing this, I couldn't help but interject: "Splitting bricks with bare hands? This is Mao's ability, and I will too." ”

Hearing my disdain, Hui Sizhu waved his hand and said, "He's not splitting bricks, he's poking!

Hearing this, I couldn't help but be in awe again.

Although it is only a one-word difference, the realm of splitting bricks and poking bricks with your fingers is really a world of difference.

has such a ability, which naturally shows Cui Dahu's strength and speed. Therefore, Hui Sizhu was also very satisfied after reading Cui Dahu's methods.

Later, Cui Dahu was interested again, so he performed the stele opener and iron sand palm to the young master of Huida, leaving cracks and holes in the stones and walls one after another.

After finishing his magic-like hard qigong, Cui Dahu shook his head again and again, saying that he didn't perform well.

Of course, even if he didn't perform well, Young Master Hui was very satisfied with it, so under the repeated applause, Hui Sizhu didn't forget to ask what kind of kung fu he practiced?

Cui Dahu blushed all of a sudden, and at first he didn't say anything, but under Hui's repeated questioning, he still honestly told him that his kung fu was a child's skill since elementary school, but he was not a boy a few years ago, and his kung fu was broken.

Of course, even if he is not a child, Young Master Hui is still very satisfied with Cui Dahu's set of skills, and then he still praised Cui's good skills again and again, and on the other hand, he asked him where he was taught and why he originally came to apply for his personal bodyguard?

asked, the honest and honest Cui Dahu said everything in 1510.

And after saying this, Young Master Hui couldn't help but look at the big tiger brothers in front of him even more.

It turns out that this bald-headed and round-headed tiger brother has a very strong and magical background, he has no father and mother since he was a child, and it was Master Yuantong in the temple who picked it up from the wolf's den, and fed it with a handful of and urine, which is very difficult.

Because he worshipped the master as a teacher since he was a child, the master Yuantong taught this good apprentice all his skills, and when he was eighteen years old, he was ordained and ordained as a monk

Because of this, Master Shunliu had been staying in the mountains until he was eighteen years old, and he had never seen a few outsiders, and his thoughts were relatively simple.

Originally, he should have practiced boxing and martial arts peacefully, but he never thought that in the second year of his ordination, he met his lifelong nemesis.

And which one ...... That is, his current wife.

Cui Dahu met the specific details of his wife, he was embarrassed to say more, but thinking about it, this woman is definitely very powerful, not only the disturbing Master Shunliu has no intention of going to the Buddha, but also broke his lifelong hard practice of children's skills, obviously he is also a master, and he definitely has the ability to transfer thousands of catties.

Later, things came to this point, and the great master Shun didn't have the heart and face to stay in the temple, so he said goodbye to the master, took the invalid monk certificate, took the name of Cui Dahu, and followed his wife to return the custom.

Brother Dahu's life after returning to the world, naturally not as cold as when he was in the temple, under the tempering of tea, rice, oil and salt plus two children, Cui Dahu had to run around for a living, what stuntman, carrying sacks, he has done it, but because he has been in the mountains for a long time, his brain will not turn, so he is always bullied, and he can't make any money.

Just the day before applying for the job of Hui Sizhu's bodyguard, this big tiger brother had just finished a day of brick moving and was squatting in the labor market to nibble on steamed buns, and he didn't think that a leaflet distributed by Hui Sizhu floated from somewhere, so he followed the information of the leaflet and found the young master of Hui.

For this bodyguard who fell from the sky, Young Master Hui is very satisfied, not to mention anything else, especially his stupid and naïve execution, this Hui Heizhu is very attractive!

So, Hui Dashao slapped the board on the spot and immediately hired this tall and strong bodyguard.

After listening to Master Hui's words, I finally had an intuitive understanding of Cui Dahu, and obviously the bad impression of him disappeared at this moment.

After all, it is also a brother who has done small jobs and thrown bricks, and he also has a sense of being connected to his fate.

So, I praised Young Master Hui again and said, "Young Master, you have found the right person this time! A brother like Cui Dahu is just right for a leader like you...... I feel that he has too little social experience, and you should strengthen training in this area, otherwise it will be easy to do bad things!"

After hearing my words, Young Master Hui slapped his thigh, and then told me: "That's right! I think so too! So I'm arranging tutoring for Cui Dahu recently! He talks much better now than before!"

"Is it better?" I scratched my head, thinking back to Cui Dahu's recklessness in carrying me down just now, and the way he called his big brother with his fists at every turn, I really didn't feel that he was okay.

So in surprise, I asked Hui Sizhu again: "Young Master, what kind of tutoring content did you arrange for Cui Dahu?"

Hearing this, the young master Hui told me very proudly: "Study! Naturally, we should start with a simple one, let him watch TV first, and learn about modern society, and then talk about it, recently, ...... I asked him to focus on news broadcasting and Jingwumen! Yesterday I even let him watch the Romance of the Three Kingdoms!"

"Oh!" I suddenly realized, and suddenly I had a little worry about Cui Dahu's future.