Chapter 82: Stew
A stone stove was set up in the courtyard, with a big iron pot on top and a big fire below, Li Daxiong was squatting on the ground to add firewood to it, but Gu Yu took a closer look and smiled. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
This person laughed unscrupulously, even Qing Yu didn't hold back when he saw Li Daxiong, who had a blue nose and swollen face and was bandaged like a white steamed bun.
Li Daxiong was furious, suddenly pulled out a piece of red-hot firewood from the stove, and pointed at Gu Yu: "If you laugh again, if you laugh again, I will burn you!"
Gu Yu was silent and opened his mouth: "Hahaha!"
Li Daxiong: "....."
Qing Yu: "...."
That's enough!
Li Daxiong was instigated, and angrily inserted the firewood into the stove, very aggrieved: "Dead monkey, I almost died last night."
Gu Yu: "I only care about who gave you plastic surgery with your face?"
Plastic surgery? can you still understand in seconds, Li Daxiong glared: "How can I be so comfortable as you, I went fishing last night, I went to a mass grave, monkeys, you don't know that the mass grave is terrifying, and the ghosts are flying wildly..."
"Getting to the point"
"Okay, I'm going to pick mushrooms at the grave."
“....”
This time it was Gu Yao's turn to be speechless.
"So this pot is stewed with corpse mushrooms, or is it tomb moss?"
Gu Yu has also been mixed in Kuishan for two years, and he doesn't have much experience in actual combat attendance, but his theoretical knowledge is okay.
It's just that Qing Yu is a little ignorant, "What is the corpse mushroom?"
When he asked, Zhao Yuan and Chen Yibao happened to come over, and they felt quite fresh when they heard this word.
"How simple it is, the corpse mushroom is the mushroom that grows on the grave, it is raised by the corpse qi, the worse one grows on the grave, parallel goods, the best one is directly on the corpse, genuine! As for the tomb moss, it is similar, one is a mushroom, and the other is moss."
Zhao Yuan is okay, after all, he is old-fashioned, but Chen Yibao's expression is not very good-looking, especially Qing Yu has already turned his face to look at the cauldron, thoughtfully: "So what is stewed in the pot is..."
Li Daxiong nodded: "Yes"
"You eat?"
"No, entertaining guests" Gu Yu smiled.
The three non-Kuishan personnel turned around and wanted to leave.
"What are you going to go, you want to leave without explaining anything?
This is said like a bandit who occupies the mountain and charges a fee for the king's robbery, the point is!
"It doesn't seem that this place is yours, but the Chen family," Zhao Yuan also smiled and replied.
Uh, I think so.
The bald head scratched his head and changed the subject: "So what are you doing here?"
Zhao Yun threw down the hammer in his hand. "Let you see this, and this"
A bag of soil, a bird feather.
And hammers.
What the hell!
The bald guy rolled his eyes, "I really thought I was the post-mortem worker!
"But you're ready, aren't you?" Zhao Yuan smiled and pointed to the cauldron.
"It's not what you're cooking in this pot, right?"
The bald guy was silent, carrying a bag, opening it, flicking his fingertips, the lid of the cauldron popped up, and a large thick gray gas came out of it, with a disgusting smell, everyone retreated, and Li Daxiong rolled his eyes and fell directly to the ground...
With a bang, as soon as the bag was poured, the green-backed poisonous clams inside were poured into the water.
Wow.
A good pot of stewed corpse toad soup.
"You.... Let me catch it.. It's just for... Stew?" Gu Yu said slowly, looking suspiciously at the motionless green-backed poisonous clam that had fallen into the soup.
"What do you say?"
The bald guy took out a small porcelain bottle and poured a little powder into it, like adding a little pepper to chicken soup~~
Gu Yu also wanted to turn around and leave.
But in a second, Gu Yu saw that the toad was alive, because the color of the pot of soup had changed, it was fiery red, and it was still flying.
"Why do you still want to pretend to be dead, do you want me to add a little more material to you?"
The bald guy shook the small bottle, and the motionless toad suddenly fluttered.
And then, bam!
The bald guy just closed the lid.
"When it takes to simmer a cup of tea, the good things it eats that make it so fat will naturally be revealed..."
The bald guy took his breath, "Now take your hammers, bird feathers, and dirt... Bring it to me."
By the way, he kicked Li Daxiong with his leg, Li Daxiong suddenly got up, patted the dust on his body, and continued to burn the fire.
The people of this Kuishan... It's weird.
Gu Yu patted Li Daxiong on the shoulder and asked, "What's going on with your face?"
Li Daxiong cried and was about to speak...
But at this moment, there was a sudden banging sound from the small firewood room on the side, and everyone was stunned, and Zhao Yuan looked over.
Is that...
The bald guy smiled slightly: "What did you hear?"
yes, I heard it, it seems like there's some sound...
"Help, come on, help~~"
Bald guy: "Ya, now cats and dogs can talk"
Zhao Yuan frowned: "It's human."
Baldhead: "No"
Zhao Yuan: "Yes"
Bald guy: "Okay, go and see, it's pretty much the same anyway"
Kindness?
The wooden door was pushed open by Zhao Yuan, and he couldn't help but be speechless when he saw the scene inside.
A man with a more blue nose and swollen face tied like a rice dumpling was hung from the beams of the house, with traction lines below, rotating blades, spikes raised up and down, burning rotating sticks, and a roaring vicious dog...
The fire burned his ass for a moment, and the blade slashed his cheek for a while.
The distance, the minute is exactly the same.
But it's terrifying.
As soon as this man shouted at Zhao Yuan, he was desperate: "Help! this man is going to kill us."
Zhao Yuan turned his head first and asked the bald guy, "This person is a tomb robber, but I happened to meet Nobita's brother and injured him, fortunately you arrived in time."
The bald guy smiled, "Ginger is still old and spicy."
Zhao Yuan pouted: "I'm not the same age as you, and the reason why I can see that this person is a tomb robber is not because of this bag of guys."
He picked up the bag thrown next to him, shook his wrist a little, Ding Ling was very angry, "There are quite a lot of things, I'll take a look, there must be a Luoyang shovel, and... Gong?"
He suddenly raised his eyes to look at this person, and Gu Yu, who was estimated to have met two "peers" at the door, also looked at this little man who was not too old and looked shrewd
What, what kind of shit luck is this.
Can the shit luck of Kuishan's mascot spread to Youzhou?
Well, I thought I was here to save myself, but this person recognized at a glance that his profession was not legitimate, and he was still from the government, so it was nothing, but the problem was - he said that this gong or something was about murder.
"~! We have only dealt with people who have been dead for 1,800 years, and we never like to kill people! Don't wronged good people! I was wronged!"
Heheda, as soon as he said this, everyone laughed.