Chapter 9 He's a system bug

"Can Master Sun introduce the five little donors, so that the poor monks can be prepared. ”

"This ......" Sun Fei looked at the time, there were still twenty minutes before the end of school, and then lowered his voice, "Okay, then I'll talk to the little master briefly......"

The five remaining bear children in New Hope Studio are all fifth-grade students at Dongfang Primary School.

Zhang Yitian.

Male, 12 years old, a student in the second class of the fifth grade, a "bully" in Dongfang Primary School.

He is brave and ruthless, likes to dance with knives and sticks, and has met many junior and senior high school students and delinquent teenagers in society. He was persuaded to quit by the school because he participated in many fights and brawls, and it is said that he collected "protection money" at the school.

Mantra: Brother is a mixed society, brother covers you, does things, smashes your glass, etc.

When I was in the fourth grade, because of the strict management of the teacher, when I was criticized by the teacher in class, I publicly threatened: "Teacher, you always have to pay it back when you come out to mix, don't forget that your son is also in school!"

Since then, no teacher has ever taken care of him.

Song Yihu.

Male, 11 years old, a student in the second class of the fifth grade, addicted to online novels, and Zhang Yitian is in the same class.

It may be that he is too deeply poisoned by online novels, and he can't extricate himself from it, thinking that the whole world is edited by the main god, and everyone is a virtual character, similar to a game character, and he himself is the main god and has the ability to edit the world.

Mantra: I'll edit you, I'll remove you from the world, you're a defective product, you're a system bug, etc.

Because of his disobedience to the teacher's discipline, he repeatedly insulted the teacher as a "defective product" and "poor and forced garbage player", and threatened the teacher to "delete the account", "edit into a dog", and "kill to level zero".

Already given up by the teacher.

ZHANG Jing.

Female, 11 years old, a student in the third class of the fifth grade, and a tendency to worship money, quite precocious.

The pursuit of fashion, extremely beautiful, very concerned about their appearance, good at dressing themselves, self-taught makeup, there are many suitors inside and outside the school. Determined to be an Internet celebrity, catch a golden beetle son-in-law, marry a rich man, and become a broad wife.

Mantra: It is better to marry well than to learn well, to have a good education is not as good as to have a good look, and to have no femininity.

Because of his poor grades, he was criticized by teachers many times because of his poor grades, makeup at school, perms, and blatant makeup touch-ups in class before school.

Not only did she not listen, but she also sarcastically mocked the teacher every time.

"Teacher, you studied so well when you were a child, how many luxury items can you buy every month now?"

"Teacher, do you regret getting married too hastily?"

"Teacher, you treat me better now, or when I grow up, marry a rich man, let him buy the school and expel you. ”

The teachers were defeated.

Wang Dayang.

Male, 11 years old, a student in the third class of the fifth grade, addicted to online games, a little fat paper, and a little local tyrant.

Believing that "money can make the devil grind", he is accustomed to measuring everything with money.

He spends lavishly, spends lavishly, likes to hit people with money, and often carries a lot of cash on his body. Now he is working hard to pursue Zhang Jing, smile for Pomeranians, and spend a lot of money.

Mantra: The fat man will smash you to death with money, how much money can you earn in a month, do you study hard to work for others, etc.

The three views are distorted, and there is the phenomenon of early love, when the teacher reasones, educates him, and criticizes him, he will always be "ruthlessly" attacked.

"Teacher, what is your education and how much is your monthly salary?"

"What's the use of studying well? My dad didn't graduate from elementary school, and he didn't still drive a BMW to live in a mansion and count votes, and he was in charge of a lot of college students!"

"It's a pity that you are so beautiful to be a teacher, go and be a secretary to my dad, your salary in one month is worth a year now. ”

The teacher almost didn't bother to care about him, and he was in a free-range state.

Queen of Duanmu.

Female, 12 years old, a student in the third class of the fifth grade, the absolute "first sister" of Dongfang Primary School, no one dares to mess with her.

Heavily rebellious, working against the teacher, thinking that she can curse magic, carrying a magic fairy wand with her, and if anyone upsets her, she will curse whomever she wants.

Mantra: Ben Queen, Mom Sells Batches, Draw a Circle and Curse You, etc.

For the first two years, she often cursed her teachers and classmates at school. After some teachers and students were cursed by her, they really did like her curse, or had a stomachache, or a toothache, or fell on their heels, or choked on drinking water, etc., as if the curse worked.

Teachers and students in the school generally think that it is a coincidence, but once is a coincidence, two, three, ten times, eight times?

In the face of her ineffective curse, no one can tell what is going on, which only adds to her mystery. Because of fear, the students did not dare to provoke her, and secretly called her "witch" in private.

The teacher is also turning a blind eye now, basically ignoring her.

These bear children are not demons, they want to become sperm!

Thinking that he was going to live with five bear children for three or four months, Shi Xiaoyu heard a classic Buddhist saying in his mind: If I don't go to hell, who will go to hell.

Whoever loves to enter in, in short, I don't enter!

Shi Xiaoyu began to ponder the correct posture for dealing with the bear child.

After Sun Fei introduced the situation of several bear children, he couldn't help but sigh again: "Little Master, you are finally here, you can't imagine how I have lived these days, those five bear children ......"

"Old man, dare to say bad things about the fat man behind your back, believe it or not, the fat man will stone you to death with money!"

The door was opened, and a little fat man walked in with a majestic spirit, and Shi Xiaoyu immediately put on a baseball cap.

Immediately after, two little Lo Lily fish in.

"You, an old man, are you talking bad about others behind your back, aren't you afraid that your girlfriend will split your legs behind your back?"

"Mom, this queen is going to curse you!"

"He's your new teacher, and I'll be looking for him in the future. ”

Throwing out this sentence, Sun Fei fled in the wilderness.

Yes, run away.

Just like Li Jing that night, she fled in the wilderness.

Only Shi Xiaoyu was left alone to face the bear children who wanted to become sperm.

New teachers?

Wang Dayang squinted his eyes and looked at Shi Xiaoyu: "It looks a little familiar...... I remember, you were the lewd uncle who eavesdropped outside the door that night!"

"It's no wonder that the quality of teachers is getting worse and worse now, and Uncle Suo can also be a teacher. ”

Zhang Jing shook her wavy curls, walked to her seat, took out her makeup case from her schoolbag, and began to apply eyeliner.

Queen Duanmu held the magic fairy wand and shook it in front of Shi Xiaoyu: "Remember the lesson of that night, don't offend this queen in the future." ”

"What does it have to do with you that you cursed him for having a stomachache that night, and he fainted?" Wang Dayang purred.

"Dead fatty, do you want this queen to curse you to become dumb!"

Wang Dayang immediately covered his mouth and was silent.

At this time, there was a sound of footsteps outside the door, and Zhang Yitian and Song Yihu ran in with their schoolbags.

Zhang Yitian looked at Queen Duanmu, and then at Wang Dayang: "Dead fatty, are you cheap again?"

Song Yihu smiled slightly: "I edited it." ”

"Editor, you're big, brain-dead!" Wang Dayang was not afraid of Song Yihu, and said unceremoniously, "Uncle Lewd Zuo, who fainted that night, is the new teacher, and you also edited?"

Song Yihu found Shi Xiaoyu at this time, and he was speechless for a while.

looked at Xiaoyu for a long time, and said a sentence: "He, he is a system bug." ”