406 The emperor steals grapes, instigated by the queen

Frederick saw her eyes closed, flushed and smiling, and the vineyard wafted with the mellow aroma of fruit decay, and Elena was shrouded in the glow of the burning clouds, and playfully took the initiative to bite the grapes and offer kisses, which made Frederick think desperately: "Whatever grapes you eat, if you are a man, eat Elena first." Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 ο½‰ο½Žfo”

He hugged the grapes, and leaned over with his lips to pick them up, when suddenly a thunderclap sounded in the vineyard: "Damn! Where did the thief come from, dare to steal the grapes of the Farina family?!"

Elena was so frightened that her scalp exploded, and the grapes in her mouth fell off, and the two turned their heads to look, and saw that ten meters away, among the vines, there was an old man with snow-white hair standing angrily, who was aiming at Frederick with the latest rifled gun: "stop it! In the name of the Citizen Property Protection Regulations, I'm going to fire!"

Frederick shouted hoarsely, "Calm down!

"Hands up!" shouted the old farmer.

Frederick raised his hands, the grapes rolled to the ground, and the old peasant shouted angrily: "Damn, you still say that you are not a thief!

Elena trembled and took two steps towards the muzzle of the gun, and explained in a soft voice: "I am the seventh emperor of the HRE Empire: Elena Theresia. When I passed by here, I saw that the grapes were lovely, so I picked them and tasted them. ”

When the old peasant saw that Elena was as beautiful as a flower, but she was wearing a sexy and playful dress, he immediately sneered with jealousy: "Fool me? Have you never seen the empress when I am? When she left the palace, there was a pomp and circumstance, and the knights accompanying her waved their flags and swallowed mountains and rivers! Little girl, there is no shame in being the mistress of a great nobleman, and you don't have to pretend to be the emperor." ”

Elena was accidentally injured by this sycophancy, laughed so hard that she tilted her head to look at Frederick and smiled bitterly: "What should I do?"

Frederick knew that the Farina family was in full swing, and his servants were also ascending to heaven, and no one was afraid. Therefore, Frederick was afraid that the musket would hurt Elena, so he still cautiously raised his hands and tried to justify: "We are not thieves, how many grapes we hurt you, just pay." ”

"100 gold. The old farmer took the gun and made an offer.

"You're lying to me, just this handful of grapes?" said Frederick's eyes.

"That's the grapes that make wine!" the old farmer grieved.

Elena calmly raised her hand and agreed neatly and generously: "Calm down, I'll pay for it." Then she turned to Frederick and said, "Pay." ”

Frederick took out his purse, poured it into his palm, and counted the dozen gold coins.

"Do you have anything there?" asked Frederick Elena.

Elena looked shocked and blurted out, "When did you see me bring money?"

Frederick remembered that Elena could eat and drink for nothing. He really didn't remember when Elena paid for it.

"Then you say you're going to pay for it, I think you're rich!" exclaimed Frederick.

"You are even mine, and if I lose money, you pay for it, is there anything wrong!" Elena turned to argue with Frederick.

The old peasant wisely resolved the dispute between the emperor and the cabinet ministers.

"Raise your hands for me, and go into the cellar to rest, I lock you up, and I will go to the servants of this great nobleman to settle the account. The old peasant vigilantly held his rifled gun, and pointed the muzzle of the gun to the cellar: "Don't play tricks with me, the muzzle of the gun has no eyes." ”

Frederick then escorted Elena into the old farmer's cellar, and watched with amazement as the old farmer locked the lid of the cellar.

Elena took advantage of the sunset line that leaked in, and saw the neatly arranged lattices in the wine cellar, with beautiful wine bottles on display, and said in surprise: "That old man trusts us a lotβ€”this wine cellar is quite good!"

Frederick smiled bitterly and apologized: "I'm sorry, I'll bring more money next time I go out." ”

Elena smiled with interest: "I obviously own the entire empire, but I was arrested as a thief who stole grapes and was locked up in the cellar - haha, we have set a precedent, even if we look through the history books, this is an unprecedented emperor, right?"

Frederick was glad she was not angry, put his hands around the Empress's arms, and swayed softly around her: "You're right. But beyond that, you will be the first emperor to conquer the Black Gold Land, the first emperor to unify the continent and erase the borders. I want you to shine as bright as a star, so when future generations mention today, they will only think of it as an anecdote of great men. ”

Elena's heart swayed, and she turned her head to look at him, her beautiful eyes shining in the night: "Why are you so good to me? ”

"It's all true. I am yours even as a person, how dare I tell a lie? Frederick took advantage of the darkness of the cellar and the absence of anyone around to kiss her boldly, hoping that such a thing would make her forget her worries.

Elena also looked forward to the tingling and sultry rippling current, and when she looked up and tiptoed, the cellar door opened abruptly, and the old peasant hurriedly knelt at the mouth of the cellar, shouting in horror: "The grass people have collided with the holy car, and they are terrified!

Elena sneered, took Frederick's hand, and said softly, "Let's go back to the palace, we have made a lot of promises today, and we must fulfill them one by one." ”

Frederick nodded, and reviewed seriously: "Yes, the most urgent one is to make you the emperor of the land of black gold. We'll get ready when we get back. ”

Elena was leading him up the cellar stairs, and when she heard this, she looked down at him, and said softly: "The most imminent one, isn't it the one that makes you become mine." Then she burst out laughing, climbed two steps briskly, stretched out her hand to the knight who answered outside, and landed with her skirt reservedly, bowing her head and casually forgiving the old peasant who had lost his soul.

Frederick took a breath of cool air, his mood turned pink, and the fawn thought to himself, "Didn't she understand anything? He was so dazed by this provocation that he crawled out of the cellar in a daze, when he heard Elena instructing the knight:

"It's interesting today! I ordered the Chief Secretary to erect a monument here and come back to see it later. ”

"Please inscribe the inscription to Your Majesty. "Jacob is very clever, except for the empress herself, others will make mistakes in how they write the inscription.

Elena tilted her head and glanced at Frederick, who was in a hurry, bit her lip and smiled, picked up the pen and waved it:

"The HRE Emperor was guilty of trespassing on private property, and the Habsburg queen was his accomplice, one might even say instigating and instigating it. ”

Jacob glanced at it and asked, "That's it?"

Elena held Frederick by the hand and proudly lifted her skirt and left: "That's it." ”

Jacob thought to himself, "Damn, my Highness has made a lot of money."

This inscription, if read by passers-by, will only speculate that the empress used a pun and playfully ridiculed her dual identity. However, Jacob was there in person, and he knew that it was Frederick who stole the grapes, so he naturally sniffed out Elena's plan to give Frederick a meditation position.

He held Elena's handwritten book, and he was so excited that the paper was trembling, thinking that this secret should be kept well, so as not to spoil His Highness's affairs. Then he told Florian to settle the account with the trembling old peasant, and hurried to find someone to engrave the monument. (To be continued.) )