Chapter 31: Little Monk, Are You Coming......
Police rounds, who dares not to open it?
Unless there is a ghost in your heart!
The door opened, and Shi Xiaoyu went straight in.
In the living room, rune paper is everywhere.
He stepped on the talisman paper and asked Zhao Zhe: "We received a report from the masses, there are people here who engage in feudal superstition, is it you?"
Zhao Zhe shuddered, and denied with a smile: "Officer, you misunderstood, today's Qingming Festival, we mourn my cousin at home, and we don't engage in feudal superstition." ”
Guo's mother seemed to realize something, and hurriedly put away the bank card.
Shi Xiaoyu walked to the offering table, lit three sticks of incense, bowed three times to Guo Yao's portrait, and inserted it into the incense burner.
Then he turned around and questioned Zhao Zhe again: "Are you sure it's not a Taoist priest?"
"What do you mean by Fuping?"
"It's feudal superstition!"
"No, absolutely not. ”
"How do you explain that?"
Shi Xiaoyu pointed to the rune paper all over the ground, the Taoist magic tools on the sofa, and the little Taoist Xiao Jiji, and asked.
Zhao Zhe was speechless.
On the contrary, Xiao Jiji was very calm, and looked at Shi Xiaoyu: "You are a policeman, and there must be no less than two policemen, what about your police officer card?"
"Hehe, it seems that you have been dealt with by the police, you know a lot. I don't have a police ID. ”
"You dare to pretend to be a police officer!"
Zhao Zhe was furious, he was startled just now.
"Then you call the police. Shi Xiaoyu shrugged indifferently, turned to Guo Yao and said, "You still haven't shown up?"
Guo Yao shook his head: "Zhao Zhe is my cousin, I don't want to scare them." Master, can you help me get rid of them?"
Your cousin almost cheated your parents out of money, and you're still worried about scaring him?
Alas, it is worthy of the Virgin and the Ghost.
Guo Yao didn't show up, Shi Xiaoyu talked to her, and in the eyes of others, she was talking to the air.
Zhao Zhe scolded: "Who the hell are you, don't pretend to be a ghost here!"
Shi Xiaoyu was silent, took off his backpack, took off his hoodie, changed into SH green, and then took off his baseball cap, revealing his bald head and nine ring scars on his head, turned on monk mode, and walked in front of Guo Yao's parents.
"Two donors, the poor monk releases the small fish. Last night, Guo Shi entrusted the poor monk with his dream, and asked the poor monk to come to visit the two ...... today."
"Ha, why did I say why are you pretending to be a ghost, it turns out that you are a liar!" Zhao Zhe sneered.
"Amitabha, the poor monk is not a liar. On the contrary, it is two, the scam has been exposed, please. ”
"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, Poor Dao is not a liar. ”
"Daoist, you don't have to pay attention to him, aunt and uncle, don't believe him, see how I expose him. ”
Zhao Zhe was eager to try, but he didn't know that Guo Yao's parents were already suspicious.
Previously, a young man carried a bag with a lot of Taoist items in the bag, and when he changed into a Taoist robe on the spot, he said that he was a Taoist priest.
Now another young man has appeared, also carrying a bag, a lot of Buddhist household items in the bag, changing SH green on the spot, and saying that he is a monk.
Do today's monks and Taoists change their clothes on the spot?
Guo Yao's parents didn't say anything for the time being, and stood aside and watched coldly.
Zhao Zhe walked up to Shi Xiaoyu: "You said that my cousin reported your dream, what did she say?"
"Amitabha, if you say to Lord Guo, the poor monk can only tell her parents, and please leave. ”
"You're an idler, I'm her cousin!"
"Won't the cousin who cheats on his cousin's parents have a painful conscience?"
"I warn you, if you slander me again, be careful that I beat you!"
"So, this Dao Master, who is over seventy years old and looks like he is in his twenties, can he really summon the upper body of the revenant?"
How did he hear it!
Xiao Jiji chuckled in his heart, and a look of surprise flashed in his eyes.
Zhao Zhe didn't notice it, and was triumphant: "Of course, Daoist Xiao is good at Zhai Jiao Dharma Sutra Rhyme, Jingdao Teaching and Rituals, and summoning the upper body of the dead soul is one of his skills, can you?"
"Amitabha, poor monks can't do it. ”
"After Daoist Xiao summoned my cousin to his upper body, everything was right, can you?"
"Amitabha, poor monks can't do it. ”
"This doesn't work, that doesn't work, what can you do!"
"Amitabha, the poor monk can let you hear your cousin Guo Yao's voice with your own ears. ”
After that, Shi Xiaoyu looked at Guo Yao next to him.
Guo Yao was helpless, hesitated for a moment and floated behind Zhao Zhe, and whispered in his ear: "Cousin." ”
"Ahh
Zhao Zhe was so frightened that he screamed.
The voice was too familiar, and it was definitely his cousin Guo Yao's.
His face turned pale, he was breathing, his neck stiffened, and he turned his head slightly.
It's empty behind you!
"Cousin. ”
Guo Yao's voice sounded again.
In an instant, Zhao Zhe seemed to be in an ice cave, and his cold hair stood on end, and he was terrified.
"Hell!"
He screamed and crawled out of Guo's house.
Looking at his frightened back, Guo Yao couldn't bear it.
"Master, does it have to be like this?"
"Don't let him know, even if I kick him out this time, he will come to cheat your parents out of money next time. As he spoke, Shi Xiaoyu turned to Xiao Jiji, "Little Taoist priest in his seventies, do you always want Guo Yao's benefactor to say hello to you?"
"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, there is no need to say hello, just go here. ”
Xiao Jiji is not as scared as Zhao Zhe, he is very calm.
calmly took off his outfit and changed into a jacket, folded his robe and put it in his backpack, packed everything up, and then left.
During the whole process, his eyes never left Shi Xiaoyu, even when he walked out of Guo's house, he didn't forget to look back at Shi Xiaoyu.
It's an old fritter, a young old fritter.
Shi Xiaoyu secretly judged.
The house was finally peaceful.
Shi Xiaoyu turned around, and before he could open his mouth, Guo Mu had already grabbed him and asked excitedly: "Master, did you talk to Yaoyao just now, you tell me if it is." Yaoyao is back, right, she must be back, Yaoyao, where are you, you come out, my mother misses you so much......"
Guo's mother choked up and looked around, trying to find her daughter.
Guo's father also came to his side, suppressing the excitement in his heart and the tears in his eyes, and the tears flashed with hope.
Shi Xiaoyu smiled and nodded: "See, now you don't have to worry about scaring your parents." ”
"Dad!"
"Mom!"
Guo Yao showed her figure, looking at her parents who were in their twenties, tears raining down.
"Yaoyao!"
"My miserable daughter!"
A family of three hugged their heads and cried, hugging each other tightly.
Afraid?
Non-existent!
It is a family affection that blood is thicker than water, no matter whether Guo Yao is a human or a ghost, she will always be their daughter!
Looking at the scene in front of him, Shi Xiaoyu's nose was faintly sour, and he suddenly missed the old monk a little.
He knew that Guo Yao's family of three had a lot to say, so he quietly withdrew from Guo's house and gently closed the door.
Whew-
Stand outside the door, take a long breath, and adjust your mood.
Seeing that the time was almost twelve o'clock at noon, Shi Xiaoyu planned to find a place to have lunch first, and then wait for Guo Yao to come out.
When I went downstairs, I went out of the unit door, and I saw the little Taoist Xiao Jiji poking his head out from behind the tree and beckoning to himself:
"Little monk, come on, come on......"