Chapter VIII Smooth Repatriation

"Huh, what's going on?" The leg that was originally stuck on Doraemon's body suddenly shrank and stuck on the man's waist, and the sudden change caused the salted fish to become entangled with the person below in an extremely ambiguous posture, up and down.

That's it, but the blue fat man has also become a guy.

"Who the hell are you!" Salted Fish felt that today's events were too weird, first he seemed to have been hit, and then he caught a shapeshifter, how easy was this mission?

"Poof!" I saw that the young man who had become the blue fat man opened his mouth, spit out a piece of chewing gum, and then looked at the salted fish with tears in his eyes and said:

"Please don't hit me, I'll do it all...... My name is Nobita, and I'm going to find Tinker Bell. ”

Turning into chewing gum? Does it break out when you speak? This makes sense!

Salted fish first used his high IQ to solve the mystery of the blue fat man's transformation, and then looked at this Nobita, who he saw almost every day in his childhood, and opened his mouth and asked:

"Nobita, aren't you with the blue fat man every day? Lost? You know, it's not right for you to fly the time shuttle by yourself. ”

When Nobita heard this, he suddenly burst into tears.

Still want to paralyze Lao Tzu's nerves? Lao Tzu is a person who has been hit once, Salted Fish sat up straight, opened his arms and gave Nobita two big mouths.

Nobita, who was originally crying, didn't know if he was stunned or frightened by two loud bangs.

"Tell me, tell me honestly, did you want to run away just now?" Salted Fish began to interrogate like a policeman.

Nobita nodded silently, and his cheeks began to swell.

"If I stop you, will you hit me?"

Nobita was about to nod, but immediately seemed to understand something, and shook his head like a rattle.

"Smack!" was another slap in the face.

Salted fish looked at Nobita who was stunned, and said coolly: "Little friend, let me tell you, your thinking is very dangerous! What if you really knock me away? Even if it wasn't me, it wouldn't be right to hit the cats and dogs on the side of the road...... Anyway, do you get it?"

Nobita nodded like a chick pecking rice.

Then Salted Fish took out his mobile phone and slapped it at him-

"Illegal driving, crossing without a license, a fine of 2 space-time coins, otherwise the space-time shuttle will be confiscated and repatriated!"

This dΓ©jΓ  vu seemed to have just happened that made Salted Fish in a trance, but thinking that the kid under him might burst out at any time, he immediately cheered up and stretched out his mobile phone.

As expected, after hearing the punishment, Nobita rolled his eyes, took out a white card from his pocket with the hand that Salted Fish had just released, and quickly swiped it over his phone.

"Di! ”

"Drop!

Salted fish said this sentence almost synchronously with the mobile phone, which made Nobita's face turn gray with a fluke mentality.

Could it be that it wasn't a dream just now? but a real retracement? Salted fish's mind began to float such a question.

"Sir, I don't have a space-time coin, I'm going to find Doraemon. Nobita's words interrupted Salted Fish's thoughts.

Salted fish came back to his senses and asked: "Let's talk about it, what's going on, don't think about resisting, I'm the minister of the space-time management department, if you offend me, I'll let you and the blue fat man be wiped out together!"

After saying that, he pulled out Nobita's belt with one hand and tied his hands behind his back, he pulled it, and felt that it was very strong, and it was nothing more than that to tie up the wild boar, so he climbed down from his body, and the two sat down facing each other.

"Here's the thing, not long ago, Doraemon suddenly disappeared, leaving a note saying that it had completed its mission to grow with me and had returned to its time...... But I couldn't bear it, so I secretly took the time machine to find him, just in case I also ate the transformation gum......"

Nobita cried and told the story again, to put it bluntly, he would never see Doraemon again, so he drove the unbanned time machine to find it.

"You're just lazy, you think the whole world is spoiling you like the blue fat man? Its departure may not be a good thing, you should have learned to be self-reliant and self-reliant, just because of you, you almost brought our young generation to the bad. ”

Salted fish told Nobita like Lao Tzu training his son, but the last sentence was whispered to himself.

"But I think about it, I can't live without him!" Nobita cried again.

Hey, it was really annoying that he didn't have time to pause the function, he walked behind Nobita, stretched out his hand, and slashed at the back of Nobita's neckβ€”

"Ahh

Isn't it all like this on TV? It turns out that it's all a lie! Salted fish scolded angrily, then looked at Nobita embarrassedly, and said in the tone of a big bad wolf to lure a little sheep: "Next, as long as you cooperate with me, I won't beat you, otherwise...... Hmph!"

Nobita shrunk his neck and nodded in fear.

Salted fish didn't completely let down his vigilance, you must know that people dare to do anything when they are impulsive, so he let Nobita lean against the corner of the time machine, he took out a marker and drew it in the middle of the time machine, or the ghost drawing symbols.

"Alright, you stand in here, hurry up!" After a while, the repatriation array had been drawn, and he pointed viciously at Nobita in the middle of the ghost drawing talisman on the ground.

"What is this for?" Nobita was spoiled by Doraemon, but that doesn't mean he's stupid.

"It's a plane-jumping passage, you stand in it, and I'll pass you to Doraemon. "Salted fish lie and are not popular.

Nobita looked at the salted fish with a relaxed face suspiciously, hesitated for a moment, and finally slowly moved in.

"Okay, please close your eyes, or you'll get a little dizzy, it's like your 'Any Door', and when you open your eyes again, you'll see that you're face to face with Doraemon. ”

When Nobita heard that he was going to face to face with Doraemon, he was nervous and relaxed, and there was a faint look of anticipation on his face.

I didn't mean to lie to you, but if you didn't, how could you be honestly sent back by me?

Salted fish said silently in his heart, slapped Nobita with his mobile phone, and passed Nobita's avatar with his name, and then he opened his mouth and said:

"Everyone has his own life, and he also has his own tasks, since you and the blue fat man have been separated by heaven and water, it is the end of the fate, let go of these fetters and go back!"

Nobita's originally relaxed body suddenly stiffened, he opened his eyes suddenly, and was about to struggle to get up, but Salty Fish pointed his finger on the confirmation button of "repatriation" early.

I saw a soft white light flash, and Nobita disappeared in front of the salted fish along with a circle of ghost drawings.

"The past is the past, if you are lucky enough to have someone with you, then you have to cherish it, don't wait until you lose it and learn to keep it, since you crossed because of the bond, then I will erase the memory of you being with that blue fat man, so that you won't think about him anymore, alas...... It's a little sad. ”

Salted fish wiped the non-existent tears from the corners of his eyes, and suddenly collapsed to the ground like noodles, a lot of sweat broke out on his face, and he stared at the mobile phone viciously and said:

"Damn! I'm scared to death of the baby, not to mention the size of Nobita's strength, if it weren't for the baby's wit, how could it be so easy to repatriate? Fortunately, I met Nobita, if I met a fat tiger or something, maybe I wouldn't be able to protect my old festival! Damn old fairy, old liar, wash your ass and wait for me!"

The salted fish and the time shuttle disappeared without a trace......