Originally, I still hated the crematorium as too old, but the idle life in the next week had to make me sigh......

Strange to say, after learning about it in the past few days, I found that there are not a few staff in the crematorium, except for me, Liu Bo, financial Wu Cuihua, Zhao Youcai, the driver of the hearse, Wang Dajun, the coroner who is not a few years older than me, Xu Rui, another makeup artist who has never shown up, and then the only mute temporary worker who is commonly used, Sun Goudan.

If it weren't for Zhao Youcai telling me that the crematorium reports the number of personnel reports every year, almost no one applies for the exam, and the proportion of the exam is not reached, I really naively think that my life is good, and I will be successful in the exam, and my feelings are no opponent at all......

No matter how you look at it, this crematorium looks like it is about to go out of business, no one has no performance, and I really don't understand why it hasn't been revoked or merged by other cremation occasions.

These days, I spend most of my time playing games in the dormitory, but after all, it is a crematorium, and I still have to work no matter how bad my performance is.

No, I was playing a game and was having fun, when Uncle Liu's familiar voice came from outside the door, "Fight, it's time to work." ”

I didn't react yet, I continued to click on the phone screen in a hurry, and replied casually, "Coming to work?" I didn't hear that Uncle Zhao drove the hearse out, what kind of work?"

Uncle Liu stood outside the door and urged, "A nameless female corpse that was found last month was found to be drowning, and today the family members came to claim it with a certificate, and there is no one else in the unit today, you hurry up and help me burn the body for the family to take back." ”

“...... Know...... Know...... ......"

This is also my first job in the crematorium, I have never seen a corpse when I am so old, I am nervous and scared, I put my work clothes backwards several times, and I have been grinding for a long time before leaving the dormitory.

Speaking of which, this looks at the dilapidated crematorium, the rules are still very strict, and the treatment is not bad, on the first day of coming here, Uncle Liu explained that he must wear work clothes when working, including underwear, and it is not allowed to wear fiber, silk material, and clothes that are easy to generate static electricity. I also sent underwear, all of which are pure cotton skin-friendly materials, I looked at the brand, and I couldn't get back to my senses for a while, this brand of underwear, a set of hundreds of yuan, is really a bit extravagant.

I really don't know where this idle crematorium got so much money.

Maybe I had been waiting outside the door for a long time, but Uncle Liu saw me come out, glared at me complainingly, checked my dress, carefully removed the silk tag on my vest, and walked away without saying a word, carrying a thick whip.

I forgot to remove the label, I followed Uncle Liu to the door of the morgue in a gloomy manner, I didn't dare to gasp, my body trembled uncontrollably, but my eyes were fixed on Uncle Liu's hand holding the key, waiting for Uncle Liu to open the door.

"Smack, smack, smack......"

I didn't wait for Uncle Liu's hand to open the door, but I was so frightened by Uncle Liu's whip that I almost peed...... The whip in Uncle Liu's hand slammed into the ground, and every time it landed, it made a powerful sound, which shook my heart and liver.

"It's not that the guys inside don't like to be too noisy, what should they do if they are shocked by waving the whip like this......" I hurriedly grabbed Uncle Liu's hand that was still about to wave, and reminded in a low voice.

Actually, I haven't seen the kind of thing that Uncle Liu said, and I have nowhere to verify whether that kind of thing exists, I just feel that this morgue is very weird, and every time I walk here, the strange familiarity will strike, and I feel that there are countless pairs of eyes staring at me around me.

Uncle Liu looked at me angrily, took back the whip, and said, "What do you kid know, this is to tell the guys inside that the living are coming in, let them be quiet." ”

Really, he's still energetic, where do I know so many rules when I just came here to work, I was so scared, I didn't have a good temper, wiped the sweat on my forehead and said, "You told me earlier, you didn't even say hello, the soul was scared away by you, you burned me instead!"

It's just a joke, but it seems to have violated Uncle Liu's great taboo, he slapped me on the back of the head fiercely, and said angrily, "Hurry up and give me these unlucky words, you are not allowed to say these unlucky words here." ”

It's really unlucky, and I regret saying this in my heart, so I lowered my head sullenly and responded, "Ao"

Uncle Liu shook his head helplessly, found a key to open the door of the morgue, walked in calmly, and whispered to me behind him, "Fight, come in." ”

I stood at the door of the morgue, looking inside the morgue, I couldn't step into this step, if it wasn't for Uncle Liu dragging me, I would probably have been petrified outside the door.

The low temperature in this morgue is scary, but it is not the cold on the **, it is a kind of cold that soaks into the heart and makes people tremble from the depths of their hearts. And, as soon as I entered the morgue, I felt that someone was watching me from the dark, and I stood there in fear, looking at the empty morgue with my neck bent, not knowing what to do.

Compared with me, Uncle Liu was much more natural, calmly took out a list from his pocket, checked it carefully, opened a corpse box, and called me, "Fight for energy, push the cart over, and help me carry her up......"

"Oh~" I glanced at the female corpse, and the black hair of the female corpse first ran into my sight, and I was frightened into a panic, and quickly lowered my head and hurriedly pushed the cart.

Uncle Liu put the list back in his pocket, walked towards the feet of the female corpse, held the white and swollen ankles of the female corpse with a gloved hand, and said to me, "I raise my feet, you look up, I shout one, two, three, and work hard together." ”

I stood in the direction of the female corpse's head, and just one glance at it made me retch...... Because of the soaking in water, the entire body of the female corpse was white and swollen by the blisters, and her facial features were completely unrepresented.

Uncle Liu sighed sympathetically and comforted me, "Alas, it's good to see more, hurry up." ”

Also, since I have done this job, I have to look like a seven-foot man is still afraid of a dead man? I simply tilted my head and looked away, and took two steps forward to lift the head of the female corpse.

Immediately after hearing Uncle Liu shouting one, two, three, I followed together and lifted the female corpse onto the cart.

Uncle Liu pushed the back of the car and passed by me who was still in shock, and said to me, "Let's go, it's okay, lock the door." ”

When I came back to my senses, Uncle Liu had already pushed the female corpse out, I was full of cleverness, and hurriedly ran out, and the moment I closed the door, I clearly heard a woman's eerie laughter in the morgue......

As soon as our feet were weak, we almost knelt down, muttering "Nan no Amitabha, Nan no Amitabha" to hide the fear in our hearts, and at the same time closed the door with trembling hands.

After leaving the morgue, I went straight to the morgue and found that Uncle Liu had not yet arrived, so I probably pushed the body to the condolence hall and asked the family of the deceased to meet him.

The laughter just now really scared me enough, I squatted in the morgue room and waited for Uncle Liu, while thinking about the laughter just now, I felt that tears were about to come out.

My mind went blank, and I heard the same laughter from behind me, just like the laughter in the morgue, "Hehehe......"

"Who?" was it a hallucination? I nervously looked back, and there was nothing behind me...... Is it really kneeling now, and the first time I worked, I was entangled in dirt?

I've long heard that places like crematoriums are unlucky, but don't be so coincidental and unfortunate to be bumped into by me, right? Uncle Liu is so old and alive, why am I so unhappy in this life......

I wanted to get up and go to find Uncle Liu, but I found that after being so frightened just now, my two feet could no longer exert any strength, so I had to squat in place and wait for Uncle Liu to rescue me