Chapter 0285 The Fat Man Who Eats Egg Yolk
Xingtian's attack can be said to be very ruthless, the fat on the fat face of the silver sword hit by three big-eared scrapers trembled, and as soon as he stopped, five clearly visible finger prints appeared on the other party's face, which looked shocking!
It's a pity that the fat man is like he doesn't know what pain is, his eyes are still closed, and his body bones are soft, if it weren't for Xingtian dragging his collar, it is estimated that he would have to lie back immediately as soon as he let go!
"Still not awake yet, it seems that you have been deeply enchanted!"
Xingtian frowned, and a sneer gradually appeared on his face when he looked at the fat man.
To be honest, the feeling for this fat man Xingtian is still good, the two of them have fought side by side in the 100,000 mountains, although in terms of Xingtian's heart, such an encounter will not make him dig out his heart and lungs and be willing to take his life for the other party, but at least it can be regarded as a friend approved by Xingtian, and it does not belong to the category of that kind of gentleman's friendship is as light as water.
The relationship between the two is like this, so there is absolutely no reason to stand by and watch when you suddenly meet this dead fat man in this place, the key is that the current state of this dead fat man is too weird, and the vitality on his body has been extinct!
As for the method of raising corpses in the Yin Land that was born in the primeval years, although the description above is also vague, Xingtian also has at least a certain understanding of this unique cultivation path, and he can't say that he hates it, but he really doesn't want to understand this cultivation method.
Xing Tian felt that although this cultivation method could greatly increase the life span of cultivators, it was not a bright road of peace and tranquility after all, and it was a little too extreme on the road to pursuing immortality.
Because, there is no difference between being alive and dead!
Therefore, Xing Tian didn't want this dead fat man to go dark on this road, so he made up his mind to wake up the other party directly, firstly, to verify some answers he wanted to know, and secondly, to do his duty as a friend.
Thereupon......
After the three big-eared scrapers failed to wake each other up, Xingtian was completely furious, dragging the dead fat man's collar with one hand, and slamming the other party with the other!
Even if the cultivation of the silver sword was higher than his, he couldn't bear it at all, and the opponent's nose bleed for a long time, and in the end, even Xuanyuan Invincible and the others felt a little numb when they looked at it, and they couldn't help but turn their heads.
In the blink of an eye, the fat man has been completely beaten into a pig's head!
The whole face is blue and purple, and it looks like a piece of fatty pork belly!
In the end, even Xing Tian felt that his hands were a little sore, and the silver sword's eyelids finally moved slightly!
The next moment, the fat man finally opened his eyes slowly!
Then, the dead fat man directly screamed: "Oh mom, Lao Tzu's face! Why does it hurt so much?"
The words fell, "whoosh" jumped up from the coffin at once, just like a corpse, the tiger was confused, and he didn't even pay attention to the surrounding environment, so he directly took out a small mirror from his arms and checked his face in front of the mirror.
This scene made them quite speechless, and people can be so wonderful...... It's really amazing!
A moment later, a scream like a pig was suddenly heard in the empty stone room: "My face ......"
Xingtian was thundered into a dog at that time, as a martial artist, he only pays attention to his face but does not pay attention to the strangeness of his own situation, and there is only one person in front of him in the whole world.
At that moment, Xingtian didn't bother to ink with the other party, and directly glanced at the back of the other party's head and slapped him, directly cut off the other party's screams, and snorted coldly: "Can you be in shape?"
Only then did the fat man react, and he didn't scream anymore, he turned his head to look at Xingtian, and was stunned for a moment.
In the stone room, the two of them looked at each other like this, and they fell into an eerie silence.
After a long time, Xing Tian was the first to speak: "I happened to pass by here, and I found you, so I woke you up." ”
Speaking of this, Xing Tian pointed to the fat man's face with some embarrassment: "Special means in special periods, I can only wake you up in this more direct way, it's a bit heavy, you bear with it first!"
Yinjian didn't answer, he was still staring at Xingtian dumbfounded, as if he suddenly saw Xingtian being frightened and losing his soul, and waited until Xingtian pushed him three times in a row before he finally reacted.
And then......
Then the big man of the Transfiguration Realm was like a little girl who was forced, and he cried out with a "wow", crying so badly that he crawled out of the copper coffin, hugged Xingtian's thighs and tears flowed wildly, shouting: "God of War, you are really my great savior, just like a beacon that showed me the way when I was lost in life......"
The dead fat man said very emotionally, but the corners of Xingtian's eyes twitched violently, and he already decided that the dead fat man was deliberately disgusting, and his snot and tears wiped his legs, and he kicked the other party to the side at that time: "Get out, don't disgust me here!"
The fat man was like a resentful woman, he didn't cry anymore, and just stared at Xingtian with blank eyes.
In the end, Xing Tian couldn't stand it anymore and directly changed the topic: "Why are you here?"
"I ......"
The fat man's face was suffocated, and at this time he gradually calmed down, lowered his head and sighed: "Actually, I don't know why I am here!"
It's really fucking, think about Lao Tzu's life for the southern and northern wars of China, although there is blood in his hands, but it is also the blood of unrighteous people, beheading corrupt officials and corrupt officials, killing bullies and thugs, and killing Chinese warriors three times, none of the things he did were dignified, Lao Tzu had a clear conscience!
But who knows...... God still won't let me go!"
Speaking of this, Yinjian looked up at Xingtian, and said astringently: "You ask me why I appeared here, in fact, I don't know, as soon as I fell asleep, Lao Tzu had already appeared here, and when I opened my eyes, I saw a monster sitting next to me that looked more hideous and terrifying than a ghost!"
A monster that looks more hideous and scary than a ghost?
Needless to say, it must be the Great Demon!
Xing Tian nodded, although he had reservations about what the dead fat man said, he felt that the fat man should not lie, after all, the two had fought side by side, in the environment of 100,000 mountains where people fought for their lives, everyone had to carry a knife to play with their lives, and if they didn't try their best, they would die, it could be said that it was impossible for this fat man to hide it at that time!
At that time, the fat man had absolutely no dead air on his body, and it was impossible to cultivate the method of raising corpses in the yin land!
Therefore, after the fat man gave such an answer that made people laugh and cry, Xing Tian was not in a hurry to doubt, but asked in a deep voice: "Then what?"
"And then?"
The fat man grinned and said, "Then Lao Tzu was scared to pee and fainted directly......"
Xingtian: "......"
Then, when I woke up, I found myself in a coffin. ”
The fat man sighed: "Then I checked my physical state and found that ...... I'm dead. ”
Speaking of this, the fat man looked up at Xingtian, his eyes were very complicated, with a hint of indescribable emotion: "You should be able to feel my current physical state, right?"
"Hmm. ”
Xing Tian nodded: "A special state of life." ”
"What state of life, don't comfort Lao Tzu. ”
The fat man looked down at his hands: "Lao Tzu has been fighting for Huaguo since he was sixteen years old, there is no way, who asked my parents to beat me when I was born, I didn't want me anymore, I grew up eating the country's food, and I have to do something for the country."
Up to now, Lao Tzu has been fighting for 11 years! I am afraid that Lao Tzu himself has lost count of how many lives he has in his hands.
I'm not afraid of your jokes, in fact, from the moment Lao Tzu cut the neck of the first person with a knife, the hot blood sprayed on Lao Tzu's face, I suddenly had a feeling that I would have to end up like this sooner or later in this life, how I cut off someone else's neck, how someone else would cut off my head!
In a flash, so many years have passed.
This feeling is getting deeper and deeper, and over time, I have long been ready to die.
Therefore, Lao Tzu is not afraid of death, but I didn't expect that in the end, he didn't die, but he became a walking corpse. ”
Xing Tian shook his head and sighed: "There is no good or evil on the road of immortality, I know some of the road you are taking now, it is not a dead end, there are indeed people who have walked far on this road in the primeval period, and finally became the supreme between heaven and earth, so you don't have to be so upset, since fate has arranged for you to embark on this road, then you might as well go on." ”
Xing Tian could only comfort this fat man like this, and he didn't want to continue to discuss this issue, this kind of thing was really inescapable, and he said at the moment: "Then, the big demon nailed you into the coffin and didn't care? How much do you know about its purpose?"
As soon as this question came out, the fat man's face turned green at that time!
This strange expression made Xingtian, Xuanyuan Invincible and the others very curious, and they couldn't help but ask, "What did it do to you?"
The corners of the fat man's eyes twitched fiercely, and he almost squeezed out three words from his teeth: "Eat egg yolk!"
"Egg yolk?"
Xing Tian was stunned for a moment, a little puzzled: "Why does it let you eat egg yolk?"
The guy didn't seem to be in his sanity, as if he was doing things on instinct, waking me up every morning, noon, and night, and then pinching my mouth and giving me egg yolks without saying a word. ”
When he said this, the fat man's face was very ugly, and the corners of his eyes twitched vigorously: "It's only occasionally that guy will recover for a while, and he always says something inexplicable, what 'from the palace, the same can be fused, furnace ding', is to say something intermittently......"
Speaking of this, the fat man's teeth were already creaking, and he said hatefully: "Of course, the most said sentence is that when feeding me egg yolk, that dead pervert stared at Lao Tzu's crotch vigorously, and kept muttering the same sentence - cut it, cut it......"
The words fell, Xingtian and the others have been thundered into dogs!
Eat the egg yolk?
It means that you understand in seconds!
To put it simply, what to eat and what to make up, it is easy to kill when you raise it!
It's no wonder that the fat man's face is green, for a man, this is simply the most unbearable!
Xingtian had strange eyes, even if the environment here was weird, they couldn't help but want to laugh one by one, and their faces were flushed!
"Poof!"
Suddenly, I don't know who couldn't help it first, and accidentally laughed.
And then......
Laughing like it was contagious, and the others laughed completely out of it, leaving aside the fat man sitting on the ground with a green face......
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