Chapter Twenty-Five: Is This a Sand Monk?
"I'm not going!"
Zhu Wuneng said this, with fear in his tone, reluctant. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
Fear is naturally that he is also a person with magic power, and naturally knows that so many demons want to eat Tang monk meat, people have missed horses, horses and hooves, in case they are caught, demons want to eat pig ears, pig head meat and even elbows and pig trotters, who is responsible for steaming and roasting? It is not himself who is unlucky.
It is rare to like to eat human flesh, and there are many people who like to eat pork.
As for reluctance, in Tianzhu there is good food and drink, good food, good sleep, and no one dares to mess with the golden sign of Rulai on his head, how good is this! A fool just went to Datang! Since he was reincarnated in the Nether, he never thought that there was such a place in the world where he could eat enough every day, and it was strange that Zhu Wu was willing to leave.
"Don't go?" Rulai said with a smile: "Then remove yourself from the post of messenger of the Pure Altar and announce to the world that you have been expelled from the Buddha's door!"
"The ..... Buddha" The old pig heard the words of the Buddha and the whole person was going crazy, did he want to become a demon again in Tianzhu, this is absolutely not good, but the old pig asked: "If I keep this Tang monk, come back or the messenger of the pure altar?"
"It's natural!" said Rurai, smiling.
The old pig gritted his teeth and shouted: "Okay! Then my old pig is safe, but Buddha, don't play tricks! Come back, my old pig is still the messenger of the pure altar!"
If it was usual, someone would have angrily scolded the old pig for being bold and dared to say that the Buddha had cheated, but when is it now, no one dares to protect this Tang monk, and this fool who only knows how to eat and drink dares to go, what if he is angry and can't go?
The Bodhisattva Arhats were very rare to be silent once, and their hearts were even more happy, a monk who had no ability to recite scriptures, a wild monkey who didn't know the height of the sky, and a stupid pig who only knew how to eat, drink and sleep.
"Do you want this seat to make a note for you?"
"That's the best!" said the old pig bluntly.
Wukong was also angry, and went up and grabbed the pig's ears and said, "Fool, don't be ashamed anymore." ”
"You reckless man, so unreasonable, as the saying goes, empty words without evidence for evidence, what do I have to do with the Buddha, what do you have to do with it, it hurts, it hurts! Leave it quickly! Otherwise, my old pig will be polite!"
"Pig steel mane, you don't remember me? Okay, I'll see how you are polite? Let's also set up a life and death situation, and there is no basis for words!" Wukong tugged at the pig's ears, I have to say, such a big ear is really easy to pull, and it feels good, no wonder Wukong will get used to this method to deal with the second senior brother!
"Familiar! I don't know! We've seen it?" Wu Neng squinted at Wukong in surprise, and dared to appear in Lingshan with the appearance of a monster on this face, it must not be a good stubble!
"It's only been a few years, and you've forgotten your benefactor when you're living a comfortable life?" said Goku with a smile.
Rubbing the big red ears that were twisted, the old pig looked at Wukong carefully, and then he suddenly realized, and said in surprise: "It turned out to be you........!
didn't wait for the old pig to finish speaking, Wukong couldn't care about getting dirty, and covered the pig's mouth and said: "Don't say it, you and I won't be good if you miss the heavenly opportunity!"
Just now, when the Bodhisattvas recommended the messenger of the Pure Altar, they were filled with righteous indignation, and Wukong saw it in their eyes, if they knew that this scourge was guided by themselves to come to plague Lingshan, I don't know how many people hate themselves, this matter is absolutely unspeakable.
"If you don't say it, don't say it! Don't do it! Your hand is quite strong, and my pig's nose hurts from you!" said the old pig angrily.
Wukong ignored the old pig, looked at the Buddha with a smile and said: "This is a long way to go, you have to prepare some luggage, if you want to have scriptures, you also need someone to pick them up, you can't carry the luggage of the scriptures to fight monsters, right?"
"There is some truth in this, the monkey said the second condition!" Rulai said with a smile, and finally sent the foodie of the Jingtan messenger out, looking at the Bodhisattva Arhat and the Buddhas under the altar with a relaxed face, a group of harmony, Rulai was relieved.
Wukong said with a smile: "You must have an amazing stamina, and you must have the ability to protect yourself, and you don't need to be distracted by me and the Pure Altar Messenger to protect you, and you must be loyal!"
Knowing that the white dragon horse is still on the Huabiao pillar, now that Tang Seng is beside him, the old pig has reluctantly agreed, Wukong still doesn't believe that there is no Sha Monk in this world, and the conditions he said are all according to the characteristics of Sha Monk.
"This is difficult!" Ru said with a smile and looked at the bhikshu Yi Bodhisattva, "Bodhisattva recommend one more!"
Here it is again, the bhikshu Yi is very sad, how can this errand that offends people let himself catch up, he already knows that he will not talk much.
Thinking about it, in desperation, it really made the bhikshu Yi Bodhisattva think of a person, and he said with great joy: "The poor monk recommended the fire foreman of the hall!"
"That stupid monk? This bhikshu Yi Bodhisattva is also a wonderful person, why haven't I noticed that she is so smart before, no wonder she was designated to recommend the person who preaches the scriptures, it turns out that the Buddha has a discerning eye!"
"That stupid monk has been burning the fire in the dining hall for hundreds of years, diligent, and never complaining, and he really meets the conditions of the monkey!"
If he came to the house, he didn't know who everyone was talking about, even if he had the great power of discerning the six realms, he wouldn't pay attention to who was burning the fire in his hall, so naturally he couldn't chant the mantra and summon, and said to the two Venerables of Ah Nga Ka Ye: "Ah Ah Gya Ye, you go and bring this fire foreman Tuo!"
The two Venerables soon returned, with a wooden monk behind them.
Bald, his face was as black as pot ash, and there was grass ash falling on the monk's robe on his head, and he knelt down in front of the Buddhist altar and said, "See the Buddha!"
"I would like to ask you, are you willing to take on the important task of transmitting the scriptures in the east?" asked Rulai.
People came in with their heads down, and the Buddha sat on the huge lotus platform on the altar, and he couldn't even see the other party's face, and he didn't know whether to call the fire foreman Tuo or a stupid monk, so he simply didn't need to call him anything, and said directly.
The fire foreman Tuo Mu Ne said: "The disciple is willing!"
Plain answer, no sorrow and no joy, this is what the old pig is stunned, and there is such an honest person?
Wukong sighed in his heart, seeing that Monk Sha had been kneeling and couldn't get up, he stepped forward and picked up Monk Sha, who is still the fire foreman, and looked carefully, it was similar to what he saw on TV, that is, the fire was a little dirtier, and his appearance was slightly different, but he looked more honest than the Sha Monk played by Yan Huaili on TV.
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PS: I checked the information of the sand monk on the Internet, and suddenly saw that Yan Huaili died in 09, inexplicably sad, the sand monk is gone, and the Monkey King may be on the last spring... It's late, and how many classics have become a helpless past.
I haven't known this news, and probably many people don't either.
Ten characters that everyone should remember.
Sand Monk!
Clairvoyance!
Taishang Laojun!
The monk of Kannon-in!
The old man who watched Wukong!
The young version of the roller shutter general!
The river demon of the quicksand river!
The right eunuch of the Imperial Horse Prison!
Dragon King of the West Sea!
Cow!
These are the ten roles played by Mr. Yan in Journey to the West, as are Taishang Laojun and the Bull Demon King!