Chapter 001: A poem
People in the vicinity:
Shen Muling, female, 17 years old, height 167cm, weight 51kg.
Measurements, 91, 61, 91.
Hobbies, poems, rhythms.
Cultivation is level, Qi Gathering Realm, sevenfold.
defects, talent is gathered but not condensed, the work is more than gentle, and lacks heroism.
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Xu Yi, male, 17 years old, height 179cm, weight 90kg.
Hobby, female.
Cultivation is level, Qi Gathering Realm, fourfold.
Cultivating martial arts, Wild Dragon Fist (2nd Order Medium Grade)
Defects, strong and powerful boxing, lack of flexibility, Crazy Dragon Eighteen Styles, of which Seventeen Styles have many deficiencies......
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Yue Xiyan, female, 20 years old, height 166cm, weight 50kg.
Measurements, 98, 60, 94.
Hobbies, poems, rhythms, middle fingers.
Cultivation is level, Qi Gathering Realm, Ninefold.
defects, talent is gathered but not condensed, the works are flashy and unrealistic, and lack the atmosphere of fireworks......
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Qiu Yan, female, 17 years old, height 162cm, weight 53kg......
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Su Ling, female, 17 years old, 165cm tall, weight 54kg......
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Looking at the information displayed among the people near the WeChat system, Zhou Tong grinned and laughed, sure enough, as written in the novel, the traverser has a gift package......
And Zhou Tong's gift package is the WeChat system he brought with him, and the nearby people function can display the detailed information of everyone within a radius of one kilometer, including likes and dislikes, cultivation level, good martial arts, and even their own defects......
"It's a big bug! With this feature, isn't it a good idea to know each other and be invincible? Well, yes, not bad......
Zhou Tong smiled all over his face, hummed a little song, and began to try the next function, shaking it.
This is also a classic function of WeChat, there is a saying that "shake it in the lonely night, hey, hey, hey, hey, he......y, he
How many "infatuated" men and women hook up through this function.
Entering the shake page, as soon as the mind moved, the virtual WeChat page immediately shook......
Ding, ding, ding......
Congratulations on obtaining the third-order high-grade martial art, Heavenly Wound Fist.
"Wow, third-order top-grade martial arts?!"
Zhou Tong burst into foul language excitedly, he had been in this world for a while, and the first thing he did when he just woke up was to familiarize himself with this world.
At this moment, the world he is in is called, Tianluo Xiaoqian World, which is a small world under the jurisdiction of the Immortal World, but although it is a small world, the size of this world is far greater than Zhou Tong's hometown, the earth.
On this day alone, Luo Xiaoqian World has a population of 100 billion and countless countries, and most of the people here practice martial arts, and there are also a few people who cultivate literature.
In Zhou Tong's view, the former is like a "warrior" in a game, and the latter is more like a "magician" with remote output.
However, at present, whether it is in the Tianluo Xiaoqian World or the Immortal World, the number of Wen Xiu is very rare, compared with the martial arts, the number is only about one percent, that is to say, among the hundred people in this world, there is almost only one Wen Xiu, and the reason for this result is mainly because Wen Xiu is more difficult, and compared with the same level of martial artists and scribes, martial artists often have the strength to crush, and in the long run, there are naturally fewer and fewer people who cultivate Wen......
In this world, martial arts are divided into nine levels, and each level is divided into upper, middle, and lower grades, and the more high-level martial arts are, the rarer they are.
At present, in the Tianhe Academy where Zhou Tong is located, most of the students are practicing first-order martial arts, and only a few students from well-off families can practice second-order martial arts, and as for the students who cultivate third-order martial arts, they are rare.
However, just now, Zhou Tong shook a third-order top-grade martial art through the shake function, how could he not be excited.
With Zhou Tong's understanding of this world, if he took out this third-order top-grade martial art and sold it for money, then he would be able to worry about food and clothing for the rest of his life......
Syllable~!
Zhou Tong was thinking about beautiful things, when the door was suddenly pushed open, and a big black man with five big and three thick walked in with his arms shaking.
"Brother Tong, are you awake?"
This big black man Zhou Tong has the impression in his mind, this person's name is Xu Yi, he is his hair boy and roommate, and he is also his only good brother in this academy, and there is his detailed information among the people in the vicinity just now, so it can be seen that this guy has always been nearby.
"Since you're awake, don't be in a daze, hurry up and go out to apologize to others, the people in the Academy of Literature are blocked downstairs in the bedroom!" Xu Yi glanced at Zhou Tong depressedly, and muttered: "I said Brother Tong, we obviously said that we would go to the Academy of Literature together to take a peek, but you just ate alone, now it's okay, you were found out by others, and you caught up with the door......"
Listening to Xu Yi's complaints, Zhou Tong tried hard to recall what happened before, it turned out that his "predecessor" was a womanizer like Xu Yi, and most of the beauties in the Academy of Literature were beautiful, so he sneaked into the Academy of Literature to peek at the girls bathing, but was discovered, fortunately, Zhou Tong reacted quickly enough and fled from the Academy in a panic, but the beauties who were peeking did not want to let him go, and everyone used their talents to condense their swords, pursued Zhou Tong, and finally injured Zhou Tong when he was about to run into the dormitory building......
The memory is broken here, and it is obvious that the previous Zhou Tong is actually dead, so there is Zhou Tong who has crossed over now.
At this time, the beauties of the Academy of Literature couldn't be sure whether Zhou Tong was dead or alive, so they came over to ask for someone.
"Don't you just see a few big white legs, and you won't die, as for catching up with the door?!" Recalling the ins and outs of the matter, Zhou Tong muttered in a low voice, in his memory, he actually didn't see anything in the Academy of Literature, but he saw a few big white legs, you must know that in Zhou Tong's hometown, the streets are full of girls with big white legs, and it is difficult not to see it.
"Brother Tong, you really don't repent, if you go out and say this, you won't let those girls tear it apart. Xu Yi pursed his lips angrily.
"Okay, then I'll go out and have a look. Zhou Tong rolled over and climbed out of bed.
Downstairs in the bedroom, Zhou Tong was shocked by the formation in front of him as soon as he showed his head.
At this moment, the small courtyard downstairs of his bedroom was densely packed with people, not only that, but the surrounding walls and trees were also emptied, and the preliminary estimate was that there were four or five hundred people.
At the main entrance of the dormitory building, more than 20 well-dressed and graceful beauties stand in a pavilion, which is particularly eye-catching at a glance, and it is no wonder that it attracts so many onlookers.
"It's out!"
"Zhou Tong, come out......"
Someone in the crowd spotted Zhou Tong and shouted at the top of his voice.
And his voice also successfully attracted everyone's attention to Zhou Tong.
"What a mouth!" Zhou Tong cursed silently in his heart, held his head high, and strode down the steps in front of the bedroom door.
"You, a thief, is really fateful, I couldn't get rid of you just now, and now I'm taking your dog's life!!"
A young girl pointed at Zhou Tong's nose and scolded, this girl has delicate facial features, skin like condensation, about sixteen or seventeen years old, she is dressed in a white dress like a light veil, as if she is in smoke, a long soft hair draped over the vest, gently held with a silver ribbon, giving people a sense of gentleness and tranquility.
It's just that at this moment, this beauty's gaze at Zhou Tong is extremely unfriendly, and there is even a trace of killing intent in her clear eyes.
Zhou Tong also has an impression of this girl, this girl's name is Shen Muling, she is a famous talented woman in the Academy of Literature, and she is also one of the recognized goddesses in this Tianhe Academy, and when Zhou Tong looked through the information of the people nearby, she happened to be there.
"Sanwei, 91, 61, 91, well, this should be a very explosive figure, but ......" Zhou Tong looked Shen Muling in front of him up and down, and couldn't help but feel sorry, because her explosive figure was all covered by the gauze outside.
"Lewd, thief, remove your dog's eyes!" Seeing Zhou Tong's eyes sweeping towards his vital parts from time to time, Shen Muling couldn't help but be even more annoyed.
The girl was angry, and there was no offense in the meantime. Zhou Tongxiang smiled and arched his hand: "I just went to the Academy of Literature, I just want to learn poetry with all the girls, and I really don't have any bad thoughts......
"Poof......
"...... poetry?"
"Hahahaha......"
As soon as Zhou's voice fell, the onlookers burst into laughter.
"Uh, is it so funny? crazy, right?" Zhou Tong looked confused, he didn't feel that what he said was wrong.
"Brother Tong, these 13 are a bit big, what kind of bear are you, who doesn't know in the whole academy......" Xu Yi stabbed Zhou Tong and said in a low voice.
"What's wrong with me???" Zhou Tong felt very aggrieved.
"What's the matter??, you don't even know the words, and you learn the poems of yarn from others!!" Xu Yi glanced at Zhou Tong and said with a frown.
"Uh......"
Zhou Tong was stunned for a moment, and tried to search for his memory, only then did he know that his "predecessor" was also a "big illiterate" who was martial and light in this time and space, and he didn't know a few big characters except for his own name, but at this time he said that he would go to the Academy of Literature to learn poetry with talented women, and the ghost would believe it!
"Studying poetry, hmph, as far as I know, you can't even write your own name!" Shen Muling snorted coldly with disdain.
Zhou Tong smiled and pretended to say: "People will always improve, it's not right for you to always look at people in the crack of the door." ”
"Hmph, this girl is still looking down on you today!!" Shen Muling pursed her lips and said coldly: "Didn't you say that you wanted to learn from us, well, now you can read out the verses you want to learn from us, if it really has a little meaning, I will not blame you for the unreasonable things you have done, not only that, the door of our Academy of Literature will be open to you at any time in the future, but if you are full of nonsense, then don't blame our subordinates for being ruthless!"
"Mu Ling is right, read it!"
"Yes, read your poems out and listen to them?"
"Read it out, and we'll let you go!"
“......”
Several female students from the Academy of Arts chimed in.
At this time, the onlookers who ate melons also carried forward the spirit of "it's not a big deal to watch the excitement" and shouted.
"Zhou Tong, don't be cowardly, read it out. ”
"yes, read it quickly, we'll hear it!"
"Zhou Tong give those women a little color to see, read it!"
"That's it, you're so fast, don't you want to learn!"
“......”
echoing the sound of harmony and coaxing came and went, and this small courtyard was unprecedentedly lively.
"Brother Tong, apologize, admit it, as the saying goes, good men don't fight women. Xu Yi whispered with a bitter face to persuade, in his opinion, if Zhou Tong can really make poems, sows can go up the tree.
However, after listening to everyone's words, Zhou Tong laughed.
"Isn't it just poetry? Do you really think Lao Tzu can't?"
Zhou Tong put his hands behind his back, pretending to think for a moment, and then, his eyes fell on Shen Muling, and he chuckled: "Miss Muling, now I will recite a poem for you, listen to it......"
"Hmph!" Shen Muling snorted coldly with a look of disdain, she naturally didn't believe that Zhou Tong, an illiterate person, could chant any poems.
However, at this time, Zhou Tong opened his mouth......
"Ah......h
"This girl is so beautiful,"
"There's a mouth under the nose,"
"White skin with long legs,"
"I don't regret marrying her!"
“......”