Chapter 9: The Little Second Floor Congress
When it was time to relax, Celia was cleaning up the dishes, and Alicia and Lilian brought out tea and desserts.
I looked at them strangely, pointed to the tea leaves, and said: "I was holding a knife and fork steak and roast chicken just now, and now I am drinking tea here, and I went out just now.
Lilian glanced at me twice, and said, "So you turtle, this tea is a specialty of the Void Ancestor, and the nobles only drink it, it strengthens the body and is good for health.
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Okay, don't care about the minutiae.
I pondered again and again and asked the question that I had been entangled in my heart for a long time: "Why is Mandarin popular in your Arad continent? China has unified the whole world?"
If you think about it, I came here, and I was able to communicate directly with the priests at the beginning, and then with Celia they didn't have any communication barriers, and as a bilingual man, I don't think Arabic numerals can chat.
If you think about it again, in some provinces in southern China, people in the two neighboring counties can't communicate in dialects, and the east and west ends of the street can't understand the different accents, and they can't understand the quarrels at the head of the bed and the end of the bed.
It's weird, isn't it?
Hearing this, Alicia put down the teacup and said slowly, "Now is also the time to teach you some common sense." ”
Follow this stance, grab a pen and paper, and start to make important points.
I'm a big learner.
Speaking of the college entrance examination just ended, everyone wanted to go to the developed areas of Beijing, Shanghai and Guangzhou, and I also had a lot of fate with Beijing, and there was a place to send Tsinghua University, but I refused, on the one hand, I didn't like the climate of Beijing very much, and on the other hand, the person who was escorted was not me.
Later, I almost went to Harvard, just a decimal point.
No further ado.
Through what Alicia said, I realized that the Arad continent does have indigenous languages, but only a single language, the reason is that the legendary emperor Heinrich I conquered the whole continent 150 years ago, not only the Dros Empire, the Principality of Belmar, but also the Void Ancestor, Bantu, and the Elven Empire.
Alicia is intellectual and generous, giving people a feeling of being pampered and not shocked, who knows that when it comes to Heinrich I, she also shows three points of admiration, as for Lilian, she is directly full of admiration and star eyes, and she is what she looks like.
At this time, I want to take two more sentences, do you know how hard he works? He still insists on practicing singing with a fever of 52 degrees, insists on practicing tap dancing with comminuted fractures of both legs, has 8 billion fans around the world and is not proud, and holds a charity performance on February 30 every year, and all the $2 trillion income he gets is donated to children who can't afford to go to school in Switzerland.
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I tilted my head and asked Celia, "Why don't you feel it?"
Celia said confusedly: "A long time ago, it seemed that there was a newcomer named Heinrich I, and it seemed that there was no ...... I don't remember exactly, is it important?"
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As for why I say that the indigenous language here is also very simple, because when I was first summoned, I set up a magic circle with me, and the language was automatically changed. This technology is really magical, copy it to the earth, beat all translation software in minutes, subvert the college entrance examination, liberate thousands of students, eliminate the fourth and sixth level exams, and draw a pie to make a Fortune 500 in the world!
Just when I was thinking about how big the company should be to hire the front desk, Alicia suddenly proposed, "It just so happens that everyone is here to discuss the issue of the Twelve Apostles." ”
I was happy to hear this, and jumped up and said, "Alicia is right, let's have a meeting!"
Lilian and Celia nodded.
When I think of when I was a child, the family meetings were basically because I got into trouble, and my parents discussed whether it was a mixed doubles or singles, and now that I am finally a part of it, can you not be excited?
In this way, the first congress on the second floor of the small was officially opened, thanks to CCTV.
Participants: The most handsome, dashing and graceful Yushu Linfeng, the charming and connotative adventurer 9527, the ghost Celia, the magician Lilian, and the knight Alicia.
At the beginning of the conference, as a landlord and male representative, I thought it was necessary to express two thoughts, so I stood up, waved my hand, and suddenly realized that I didn't know anything, and I couldn't talk about it.
The three of them were frightened by my posture, and they didn't answer, and the scene was very embarrassing for a while, especially Celia, a little girl, I actually saw a little admiration in my eyes.
Slapped a swollen face and filled the fat man, I held back for a long time, hugged my fists and said: "In Xia Mingjiao, I advocate Wuji, thank you for coming to the meeting to discuss the great cause of besieging the Twelve Apostles, there are words first, these twelve apostles are overwhelming, you still need to think long-term, don't take the initiative!"
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Lilian suddenly asked, "Xiao Ming's father has three sons, the eldest son is Da Mao, the second son is Ermao, what is the name of the third son?"
I was stunned: "Sanmao?"
Lillian stood up, stood on her tiptoes, touched my head, and said, "Tell the young lady obediently, which mental hospital are you a patient from a mental hospital? Are you mentally handicapped or epilepsy? Alzheimer's disease?"
Damn it!
As soon as I sat down, I saw Alicia standing up again, with a faint momentum of intimidation, Celia was sitting upright, and even Lilian returned to her seat with a serious expression.
"The first thing to do is to figure out who is the core member of the team. ”
I was surprised: "Isn't it just the four of you?"
Lillian shook her head and said, "Celia is not. ”
Alicia said: "That's right, the right one should be you, me, and Lilian, I am a knight, you should be considered a warrior, Lilian is a magician, and you also need a priest, this is the standard adventure team, Celia has nothing to do with the Twelve Apostles." ”
Celia also answered: "Although I really want to help, I can't leave the vicinity of the small second floor. ”
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Priests?
Suddenly, a plump and enchanting figure appeared in my mind, you see this magician Lilian is a tsundere little Lori, this knight is an intellectual royal sister, according to this rhythm, the priest is a mature young woman!
We started a group to fight the monsters, and the young woman priest shouted "Come on, come on, come on!" in the rear!
Shakespeare has a cloud, and the two attributes that men can't resist the most are the sister-in-law and the young woman.
But a more important question suddenly came to mind.
I stood up and said, "If nothing else, fighting the Twelve Apostles is dangerous, right?"
Celicia nodded.
I asked, "Is there any reason why I have to fight against the Twelve?"
Lilian said: "Then naturally because you are an adventurer, the mission of being summoned to the Arad continent is to fight against the Twelve Apostles, otherwise?"
I raised my hand and confessed, "Then I refuse to participate." ”
When Lilian heard this, she slapped the table and said, "Why......? Why are you like this?"
I leaned back, folded my legs, and said with a smile: "I don't have any reason to fight evil, and it is not my wish to be summoned to this other world, of course, I don't have much interest in being a hero, and the rise and fall of this Arad continent has nothing to do with me, an outsider who has just arrived a few days ago." ”
Looking at the ceiling, I was careless: "So, I don't need to risk taking down the Twelve Apostles, it's not as comfortable as my small second floor." ”
Lillian wanted to say something, but Alicia stopped her, shook her head and said, "He's right, everyone has their own choice, we can't force him to do something for our benefit." ”
The atmosphere was a little stiff.
Celia flew around and said to him, "Everyone...... What would you like for a late-night snack?"
All of them didn't speak, a little embarrassed.
Lillian slapped the table and snorted and turned to leave, Alicia stood up, bowed slightly, smiled apologetically, and said, "I hope you can reconsider, we will wait for your reply." Then he chased after him.
Reconsider...... Is it?
What can be considered?
The brave dragon fighter, overcoming obstacles, invincible, and finally holding the beauty, fame and fortune, is really enviable, but who knows, how many princes also set off with hope, but as a result, they were helpless and died on the way?
The lucky ones were covered with corpses at their feet.
I don't know how fierce the Twelve Apostles are, but they are definitely much stronger than the hordes of zombies two days ago, and I am not defeated by small soldiers, let alone bosses.
Celia didn't know when she fell by my side, she wanted to stop talking, she believed me or something, she didn't want to be kidnapped by morality, and she didn't want to be swayed by her thoughts, so I got up and planned to go out for a walk.
Before leaving, Celia whispered, "Go home early." ”
I nodded.
Frankly speaking, I really don't know whether to go or not.
At first, I thought that my protagonist's aura universe was invincible, but then I found that adventurers were everywhere, and I thought that I had a plug-in to run rampant, but in fact, there were a lot of drawbacks, and it wasn't too interesting.
Exercise to improve your abilities?
That's impossible.
I want to drink wine and eat meat more than to be dominant.
I suddenly thought of an old lady, which was very interesting.
That was before I crossed over, I just broke up with my first love, and walked into the park in despair, the sun was very bright, my face was full of tears, and I felt physically and mentally tired, and suddenly I saw an old lady playing Tai Chi.
The old lady also saw me, beckoned me over and asked, "Why is the young man crying, the man doesn't flick when he has tears!"
When I met someone who wanted to talk to me, I couldn't control it, so I finished telling my grandmother about the breakup, wiped my tears, and said a very fashionable line: "I feel so tired, I won't love anymore." ”
Originally, I thought that the old lady would kindly touch my head and say that the doll is good, it's not a big deal, life is still a long way to go, it's a big deal to start over, you are still young.
Who knew that the old lady suddenly breathed a sigh of relief and said: "What a big shit, I thought something was wrong, how old are you, what do you know? You are not tired, you are not tired, you have experienced the War to Resist US Aggression and Aid Korea, do you know what the color of the corpse spots is? Have you been separated from your lover for ten years or eight years? Have you ever been seriously ill and walked through the ghost gate? At every turn, you will pass through a thousand sails, open your mouth and shut up for a lifetime. ”
I'm a jumper in thinking, and I'm thinking about the present.
Men love adventure in their bones, I'm only in my early twenties, just huddle in an acre and three points of land and live tremblingly, shivering and hiding in a small nest when I encounter a strong wind and waves, is it really good?
Why can't you choose when you go to a crossroads, because you don't know which road will turn out, you can't take the other if you choose one, and even if you go right, you can't compare and regret it.
Tangled,.
The sky had cleared, the fog had cleared, and the moonlight made it far visible.
At that moment, I suddenly noticed a figure in the distance.
Look at it, I'm happy, isn't this the fellow who cheated money? Why did you come to my house? Do I want to charge 10 gold coins a night hahahaha, feng shui turns to my house this year, heaven is a good reincarnation.
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Why is this fellow limping when he walks?
Is there a situation?