Chapter 56: Zhou Yu beats Huang Gai

The salted fish was stunned for a moment, and secretly leaned against the wall, and the voice in the black alley became clear.

"Don't ...... You go away!" A weak female voice came, as if struggling.

Damn! The time has come for the hero to save the beauty! Salted fish shouted in his heart, took out his mobile phone and ran over.

Inside the alley, a man in a suit was pressing a woman against a wall, moving his hands and feet, and before the salted fish could get close to them, they smelled the strong smell of wine.

"Hey, hey, don't scream, let my brother check your body!" the drunken man smirked despite the woman's struggles.

Hey, there's a kind of person who, as soon as he drinks, he doesn't know what his last name is. Thinking of this, Salted Fish was very angry in his heart, so he went over and grabbed the man's collar and pulled it back!

The man was already drunk, and was pulled so vigorously by the salted fish that he fell on some cardboard boxes by the wall with a bang.

"In broad daylight, you dare to insult a girl!, eat the bear's heart and leopard's gall!" Salted fish flashed in front of the girl, and pointed at the man sitting on the ground with righteous words.

"Who are you...... How dare you meddle in your business!?" The man looked at the line through the dim light, and found that it was not the police, so he quickly asked sharply.

Hey, have the hooligans been so tough these days? Salted fish frowned, and said to the woman who was pulling him behind: "Miss, don't worry, with me, I won't let him succeed!"

The woman in the back tidied up her clothes, hurriedly grabbed the salted fish's arm, and said in a panic: "Big brother, you..."

Before she could finish speaking, the suit that fell to the ground struggled to get up, pointed at the salted fish and scolded: "Why are there so many stupid 13 in this little broken place! Hurry up and get out of here, or I'll beat you to death!"

Salted fish's arm shook, shook off the woman who was pulling him behind him, picked up the mobile phone and slapped at the man, and said while shooting: "Okay, since you are so arrogant, I will send you to my circle of friends, and let my 100,000 friends spread it for me and make you famous!"

The dim alley was clicked by the flash of salted fish, and the drunken man was almost blinded, and he put his arm over his face and scolded: "You little rabbit, look how I clean you up!"

Salted fish finally saw the man clearly under the flash, it was actually a slightly chubby middle-aged man, wearing a dog-like person, leather shoes made the flash flash, and the flashing salted fish's eyes hurt.

With a bang, the salted fish kicked him back again, and was about to scold, when suddenly his head was slapped on the head, and he turned his head to see that it was the woman he rescued who beat him with a bag.

"I said Miss, did you hit the wrong person, come and come, he is lying on the ground, you don't understand the hatred, go over and kick him twice!"

With a snap, the salted fish's head was hit again, and then he realized that something was wrong, and hurriedly ducked to the side, looked at the crazy woman and said, "Are you sick, I know that you are stimulated, and he is the one who will insult you!"

Who knew that the woman glanced at the salted fish fiercely, and then trotted over to help the middle-aged man up, and scolded in her mouth: "Where did you come from? You have watched too much TV! You are also a hero to save the beauty, are you stupid!?"

After scolding the salted fish, he flattered the middle-aged man and said, "Manager Liu, Manager Liu, are you okay?"

What is going on? Salty Fish was instantly stunned by these things in front of him, and he stammered and asked, "You guys...... Do you know?"

"Nonsense! Let you be nosy? See that I don't smoke you to death, don't you go...... I'm going to call someone!"

After the man was helped up, he took out his mobile phone and dialed a number, looking like he made you look good, and the woman next to him kept patting the dust on his body, like a lowly.

What kind of world is this! Xianyu rolled his eyes, and then suddenly heard the person named Mr. Liu calling: "Hey! Brother Li, I was beaten up while shopping near the hotel! You call someone to save me...... Where, where? Hey, don't run!"

Seeing that the situation was not right, the salted fish ran out with his two long legs, no matter what the two people behind him were shouting, and disappeared into the dim alley without looking back.

"Damn, you have the ability to come back......"

It wasn't until the salted fish ran out of the alley, and the people behind him were still scolding, he didn't stop, and hurriedly walked two streets with puff up, and then he heard it, and it happened that a taxi was passing by, although it was a little expensive, but the sooner he left here, the better.

Ten minutes later, Salted Fish finally arrived in front of the old fairy's store, looking at the yellow light inside, he held on to the door frame and took a few breaths, and then reached out and knocked on the door.

"Who?" came the voice of the old fairy in the room.

Salted fish slapped the door again and replied, "Old fairy, it's me, little fish!"

Not long after he finished speaking, there was a creak, the door opened, and the old fairy sneakily poked his head out to look around, and then reached out and pulled the salted fish into the room.

After salted fish entered the house, he looked around and found that there was no "big eyeball" missing, so he found a computer chair, sat down with his ass paralyzed, and then asked: "Hey, why are you so vigilant? Someone came to steal your things or what?"

I saw the old fairy close the door, and then pulled two bolts, and then he straightened his clothes and walked over, looked at the salted fish that was a little panting, and said: "I'm not afraid of thieves stealing, I'm afraid of thieves worrying!" Not to mention the high-tech of my house, and the joints at night, aren't they also played like this on TV?"

Salted fish rolled his eyes, reached out and dug it in his pocket, and finally found a small glowing chip-like thing and threw it in front of the old fairy's computer.

"Why are you panting so violently? Is the air good at night, drink some northwest wind?" The old fairy sat down in front of the computer around the salted fish, picked up a reading glasses from the side and put them on, picked up the glowing chip and looked at it.

Salted fish found a bottle of mineral water, drank it all in a few sips, wiped his lips with his sleeve, and explained: "Don't mention it, on the way here, I first encountered robbery, and then encountered indecent assault, and you have been in trouble this time." ”

Seeing that the old fairy didn't speak, Salty Fish went on to talk about the pair of dog men and women he met in the alley.

As for himself, not only did he not do a good thing, but he also made people worry about it, and it is estimated that he will need to wear a cap and mask when he appears in this film in the future.

"This thing is weird!"

The old fairy suddenly interrupted Salted Fish's words and said.