Chapter 47: Dude, Wake Up
Salted Yu nodded with satisfaction, and then said with a smile: "That's right, you have to cooperate with me well, I am a high-level of space-time management, much more powerful than you who are the king gods of the realm and the gods of destruction." ”
The corners of Sharu's mouth twitched unconsciously a few times.
Salted fish clapped his hands and said, "Okay, let's get down to business, can you turn yourself into an egg again?"
As soon as the question came out, Sharu's eyes narrowed, and he said word by word: "Yes! But it will consume a lot every time, and I won't easily turn eggs!"
"Oh..."Salty Fish nodded, and then continued: "I'm going to do something next, but I don't want anyone to disturb me, I originally wanted to use force... Uh, can you turn yourself into an egg?"
"I don't want to, or I'll be cut in half! But if I had to choose between death and egg, I'd rather be egg... Can I go back on my own?" Sharu confessed.
Salted Fish shook his head, thinking to himself who knows where you're going to go, and you also know the existence of the space-time order, which must be repatriated.
"Okay, in that case, then you send me back, what do you need me to do?"
"It's easy, turn into an egg!"
Turn into eggs!
If Salted Fish said this to others, he would definitely be beaten up, which is ambiguous, but Sharu nodded after a moment's thought.
Salted fish raised his head and motioned for Shalu to go to the spaceship, Shalu walked over, lay on the spot, shrunk his limbs, and the whole person fell to the ground, shrunk like a baby.
The salted fish just watched from the side, and after a while, he finally couldn't help it, and couldn't help asking, "What about the egg?
Hearing this, Sharu raised his head and said in surprise, "I'm an egg now, can't you see it?"
Salted fish didn't mention it in one breath, almost suffocated himself to death, he tried to calm his mood, and then forced a smile on his face: "Comrade Shalu, what I want is the egg you degenerate, not for you to pose on the ground!"
Shalu suddenly realized, and hurriedly lay down again, the posture was the same as before, except that a faint green film appeared on the surface of its body, enveloping it entirely.
The salted fish frowned and walked forward, still not letting down his guard against Sharu.
At this moment, Shalu's hands on his forehead suddenly stretched out, and the light comparable to a strong flashlight instantly blinded the salted fish!
Then a green tail with a needle tip suddenly lifted high and stabbed at the salted fish's chest like lightning...
......
"Oh, this guy has some skills? I don't believe I can't unlock the space-time blockade of this program!" the old fairy was half-lying on the computer chair with a cigarette in his mouth, his fingers crackling and tapping on the keyboard.
On the other side, the big-eyed black and white TV didn't know when it was connected to an antique game console "Xiaobawang", and he was playing Contra with his dog's paw on the handle.
The old fairy slapped the keyboard angrily, poked the cigarette butt into the ashtray, stood up and took a few deep breaths, swayed to the big eyeballs and sat cross-legged, picked up the other handle and pressed it.
"Don't borrow my life. ”
"Am I like that?"
After a brief exchange, a man and a dog played on the black-and-white TV.
......
In the space-time passage-
The two figures stood opposite each other, silent, and Salted Fish looked at the needle in his chest in disbelief, not noticing that Shalu's body was trembling.
"Another sneak attack!?" Salted Fish looked at Shalu with a hot gaze, his eyes full of mud and mud, liars, scoundrels, and untrustworthy... The Sharu monster, who was originally a little trembling, screamed, and retracted with a snort.
To its disbelief, its sharp tail pin was bent!
"Who the hell are you!?" Sharu snarled, heartbreaking.
Salted fish used his fingers to dig out the holes in his clothes, flicked his sleeves in a chic manner, revealing his favorite tall and unfathomable demeanor, and glanced at Shalu lightly, making it look like a shock!
You're a mother! Lao Tzu is a combination of Super Saiyan and Hulu King Kong! You also want to sneak attack this baby! Ahahaha! Salted fish's vanity has been greatly satisfied, and he can't wait to shout out all these words in his heart, but it is estimated that Shalu does not know Hulu King Kong.
What bent the Shalu tail needle just now was the invulnerability of the gourd little King Kong, and the ability of King Kong not to be broken!
"Comrade Shalu, you have disappointed me so much. The salted fish raised his eyelids, looked at Shalu who was currently thundering, shook his head, and stretched out three fingers: "I count three times, and if you don't do what I say after three times, I will beat you to ashes, do you understand?"
"You're going to be obedient, one!"
Sharu's eyes were bloodshot and his teeth were clenched.
"Two!" Salted Fish bent down his second finger.
Perhaps the salted fish put too much pressure on Shalu, and as soon as the word "two" landed, Shalu roared violently, and his body rose from the ground!
The tail pin, which had been bent by the collision, was raised high again, and with a "whoosh" sound, it became a bell mouth that could accommodate a person, and slammed into a salted fish!
This is Shalu's means of absorbing android 17 and 18, as long as he is covered by it, there is a chance that he will not be able to escape.
"Since you're so powerful, then become a part of my body!" Seeing that the salted fish did not dodge, Sharu's heart was happy, and anger and smile squeezed on one face, looking even more weird.
Salted fish looked at the big bell that was coming towards him contemptuously, and the corners of his mouth curved a little: "Get bigger!"
Just when the bell mouth was just put on the top of the salted fish's head, the salted fish's head suddenly inflated like an inflated balloon, and the bell was stuck on the salted fish's forehead.
"You... Make me bigger!" Sharu looked at the huge head in disbelief, and the horn of the tail grew bigger again!
"I'm big too!" the salted fish raised its eyebrows, and its head grew larger again, no matter how big the bell was, the salted fish's head was always stuck on it.
Just when Shalu's horn finally couldn't get any bigger, Salted Fish's head had become as huge as Shalu's spaceship!
Hulu Little King Kong's skills to become bigger and smaller!
"Hmph, I'm scared... Hey, get out of the way..."As soon as the salted fish said a few words, the huge head began to shake, and when Sharu saw it, he pulled his legs and ran, but its tail was still stuck in the big head of the salted fish, and it pulled it back.
"Run..."After the salted fish said this, he finally couldn't hold his big head and smashed to the ground with a bang!
"Getting smaller... Small... Hurry up..."With a muffled sound, the salted fish's head began to shrink, and after a while it returned to its original state.
Salted fish covered his head and pressed it vigorously, and his dizzy head finally cleared up a little, and he almost smashed himself out of the concussion just now.
"It's a miscalculation, it's risky to get bigger locally!" Salted Fish sighed, he wiped his forehead, and found that there was disgusting mucus on it, he suddenly looked up at Shalu, and his eyes widened suddenly.
I saw that Shalu had been smashed into a green cake, except, of course, the tip of the tail that was stretched out on the head of the salted fish.
"Oh my God! You can't die!" The salted fish didn't care about whether it was dirty or not, and ran over and slapped Shalu's flat head twice.
"Wake up, you're an android, you can't hang up so easily!"