Left Velvet Velvet Armor wondered what the hell this little guy was trying to do. We all know that it is unlikely that you will pass, but you should give it a try, if you can get a good score, there is still a little bit of possibility.

"How's the review? Before the exam started, Zuo Rongrong asked Zhou Jian casually.

"It's ok, there are points that I hope for. Zhou Jian grinned.

"Heh! You are really confident, Professor Liang is very difficult to solve the questions, even if you have learned all the content in the book, it is only a score, if you want to score a rib score, you must have a certain degree of attainment in literature, at least have your own opinions on ancient literature, I will see how you take the test. ”

Zhou Jian scratched his head, "Really, that's really a bit mysterious, and I'm not too sure. ”

The three doctoral students he recruited should be reliable, knowing that Old Man Liang studied the literature of the Wei, Jin, Southern and Northern Dynasties, and two of the three ** found by Zhou Jian took care of these two time periods, and the remaining one was engaged in Tang and Song poetry.

And just like that, the exam began.

Small class exams are not so particular, and you can answer the paper as soon as the bell rings.

At first, everyone was very calm, Zhou Jian was also very calm, the exam time was two hours, there was plenty of time, Zhou Jian wanted to switch consciousness, but Zuo Rong Rong kept staring at his own papers.

I'm leather!

Zhou Jian turned his pen, not to mention how helpless he was, Zuo Rongrong was no better than Teacher Bai, with Zhou Jian's understanding of her, if he just fell asleep on the table like this, Zuo Rongrong would not be mad and pull himself up.

Report to the toilet? I went to the toilet as soon as I started the exam, and it was clear that I was cheating.

But she stared at herself like this, and she couldn't write a word.

Zhou Jian stared at the exam questions, it knew itself, he didn't know it, he hadn't taken a day of class, and he had never heard of a lot of the content on the paper.

In the history I learned in high school, there are some introductions to ancient literature, such as at least Zhou Jian, the eighth family of the Tang and Song dynasties, still knows it, and picked a few of the simplest blanks to fill in.

At this time, cheating has begun, and cheating in exams is a science, and in the face of the invigilator, it is best to do four words, neither humble nor arrogant.

You know, in addition to the invigilator in the examination room, there are also inspectors, and the inspectors generally have a Zhong Xu face, and whoever is caught by the inspector will wait to die, but the invigilator of his own college is still relatively relaxed.

So cheating is allowed in small class exams, but there is one point: if you cheat and are caught by the inspectors, the invigilator will be very faceless if you connive at cheating, some buddies don't understand, cheating is excited, don't take the invigilator seriously, small notes are flying all over the sky, the head is turning like a 360-degree bearing, the cheating teacher can't care about it, he catches you is actually telling you: "Idiot, you can't copy the hidden point."

This situation is called "hyperactivity,、。

There are also those who are "too humble". Some buddies take the invigilator too seriously. When I hear the invigilator's approaching footsteps, I feel that death is coming, and when I see the invigilator's shadow approaching, I feel that it is a dark cloud pressing down on the city. We know that teachers have a class fee for teaching, a class is considered a class hour, and what about invigilation, invigilation can only be counted as half a class hour, and it is super boring, for university teachers who are usually lazy, this kind of work is really tormenting, and they are not willing to invigilate at all, so most of them have psychological resistance.

So keep an eye on the invigilator's eyes, you will find that except for some psychological teachers, most of the teachers are sitting in a precarious state, but their eyes are already in a state of confusion, if it is a young male teacher, he may be looking at beautiful classmates, yes, this is your chance! Of course, if you are a beautiful woman yourself, then you have to mourn for yourself.

At this time, the young male teacher in the secretarial class next door shifted his attention to the beauties in the class, and when Teacher Zuo was still staring at Zhou Jian, the mule and Xiaoyin, who were well versed in cheating, had already begun to act.

The so-called "horse racing" cheat sheet method is to put the plagiarized materials in the table hole, because you have to read the paper for a while, read the cheat sheet for a while, and the body will inevitably move back and forth, so it is called the "horse racing" style cheat sheet.

Of course, their range of action is much smaller.After completing the 30 points of the short-answer question in one go, the mule came back to do literary appreciation, and after seeing the question, the mule was a little dizzy.

The prose requires the whole text to be dual, pay attention to the neatness of the battle, and pay attention to the rhythm of the voice, which is really not something that ordinary people can write. Even if there were so many anti-astronomical heroes in ancient times, there are only a few excellent prose texts that have been handed down today, such as "Preface to King Teng's Pavilion" and "Preface to the Fu of Mourning Jiangnan".

This piece of pun is barely understood, as for what to write to appreciate, all he can think of is nothing more than neat words and sonorous rhythms.

This is a high-level question, let it go first, and the mule will continue to look at it

A question is a cave of Song words, and it also requires appreciation.

Song Ci is still relatively easy to appreciate, and the mule can only give it according to his own feelings.

Finally rambling nonsense, the mule began to look at the third question, this time, he was directly dumbfounded, and stayed for a long time to make sure that he was not mistaken, this dead ** old man Liang actually asked the student to use a Tang poem to describe Lingnan University today, which can be a pinpoint and a pin of praise.

It is required to write a rhythmic poem, preferably a seven-rhyme, and if you can't write it, you can also write a quatrain.

My mother-in-law, is this still a literature and history exam? If you don't bring such a question, isn't this a life?

At this time, in the corner of the classroom, after Zuo Rongrong finally ignored Zhou Jian and sat back on the podium, Zhou Jian supported his head with his elbows, finally adjusted his balance, and carefully switched his consciousness back

In the Xihuyuan Hotel, Zhou Jian communicated with the three ** in front of the computer, "Big brother, you are a doctoral student, you study Tang and Song poetry, let you write a Song Song word appreciation, take out a little level, appreciate Song Song words You have to at least use Song words to write it, this Song Song word brand name is "Water Tune Song Head", you also write a "Water Tune Song Head". ”

"Don't be so high-profile. The PhD student's reply came from the computer.

"I don't want to, either, but I'm in the teacher's little book, and I won't let me live if I'm not high-profile, and there's still an hour and a half before the time to hand in the homework, so it's not difficult for you to write a song poem.

Zhou Jian didn't tell the other party that he was actually taking the exam.

"Lingnan University, who are your professors?"

"Liang Guangzhang. ”

"Sure enough, it's him, then I know, the Song Ci you gave me was written by Professor Liang himself, he is a literary youth, and he is very dissatisfied with the current education system. ”

"I see, it's very likely to hear you say that. Zhou Jian read the Song Ci that wrote lotus again, and it really had a little taste, but if you didn't know what Old Man Liang was, it would be difficult to see. "There is also a song of praise for Lingnan University, you also wrote it for me, and I can do it in an hour and a half. ”

"No, no, no, Professor Liang has a lot of criticism about the current internal political system of the university, and he must like to see articles that criticize the disadvantages of the times, so I will check Professor Liang's remarks in the past few years and write you a satirical seven rules of the existing education management system. ”

"Okay, if I'm over, I'll give you more money. ．．

Zhou Jian turned off the first dialog box, and then opened the second one, this ** is engaged in the literature of the Northern and Southern Dynasties, "How is your pun style writing?"

He replied: "This essay uses some modern techniques, it should be written by modern people, and it can probably be understood." ”

It can be written by Professor Liang Guangzhangliang himself. ”

"Professor Liang, it turned out to be Professor Liang's article..I see, I understand this completely, you want me to write the review and appreciation in the format of the pun style, right? ．．

"Well, it should be fine for you to write an essay in an hour and a half. ”

"It's okay to be shorter, but the level is limited, and it's quite like that to fool the layman. ．．

"That'll be fine, it's up to you. ”

Zhou Jian closed the second dialog box, and then opened the third one, this one is engaged in Wei and Jin literature", this big brother, how did you write about the ancient style of Jian'an?"

The ** replied: "The essence of Jian'an's wind bones is nothing more than the wind bones, on the two words, full of strength, Tao strength and literary brilliance coexist, generous and sad.

"Stop, stop, I'm just asking you if you've written that ancient style?"

"Conditional"

"Dizzy, okay, anyway, there's still time.By the way, I'll give you a hint, the author is Professor Liang Guangzhang Liang, I think the reason why Professor Liang likes Jian'an style is because he is dissatisfied with the existing literary atmosphere, which is what someone told me just now. ”

"Oh, Professor Liang, I understand, he is very famous in the circle of Chinese studies, and a few months ago he shouted in the literary world that now literati should not bend their waists for five buckets of rice, I know what he likes to watch, don't worry. ”

"Okay, it's up to you. ”

Zhou Jian turned off all the dialog boxes, and then began to flip through the book to look up other topics

On the podium, Zuo Rongrong frowned and looked at Zhou Jian who was sitting in the corner of the classroom, everyone else was bored answering the papers, this guy stared at the curls for a long time, and then his head became lower and lower, and finally he lay on the table!

Zuo Rongrong hated it so much, he said so much bitterly, he completely regarded it as the wind in his ears, and now he dozed off in the examination room. Even if you don't know how to do it at all, you should have a good attitude.

The update time has always been weird, because my schedule is too chaotic, this month is not fixed, and next month should be updated regularly.